fictional dream guys

  • <p> <b>Me:</b> So who's your dream guy?<p/><b>Friend:</b> A guy with a motorbike<p/><b>Me:</b> *raises eyebrow*<p/><b>Friend:</b> Y'know, Sirius Black *dreamy eyes*<p/><b>Me:</b> No blond hair?<p/><b>Me:</b> Grey eyes?<p/><b>Me:</b> Super gorgeous misunderstood ferret?<p/><b>Me:</b> Not Draco Malfoy?<p/><b>Me:</b> Well dang, imma tell you the story about the girl who made all the wrong choices<p/><b>Friend:</b> *walks away*

so i saw a post earlier that was talkin abt “if you do these theres a chance youre a lesbian” or something and? most of those were fucking spot on. so like i took two~ weeks of soul searching and have determined that i am almost definitely a huge fucking lesbian instead of bi, like i used to think

Me on here every 3 weeks: oh wow I had such a great romantic dream last night, it was very cuddly and I hope i’ll dream about this again tonight

Dream Guy

Summary: Reader x Sam. Sam realises he’s nothing like the guy of your dreams when Dean steals the romance novel you’re reading.

Triggers: None

Word Count: 2303 

Y/N = Your name, Y/H/C = Your hair colour

EDIT: Part 2  Part 3

Reader

You sighed dreamily and giggled a bit, like a prepubescent teen, as your favourite fictional dream guy finally leaned closer and kissed the heroine of the book you were reading. You were totallylost in the fussy romantic description of the scene and didn’t even notice thestrange look Sam sent you over the stack of research material.

“What are you laughing at?” Sam asked, lifting an eyebrow. The book in his own hands lowering a bit so that his eyes could meet with yours, his hazel eyes soaked in the same question he had voiced out loud.

“N-Nothing special, just thought of something funny that’s all,” You said, trying unsuccessfully to hide the book as Dean snatched it from your hands.

“Looks like our big, tough, hunter chick is reading a romance novel,” He grinned, laughing once you tried to jump for the book, keeping it just out of reach. “So this is your dream guy then huh?” Not waiting for an answer he started reciting the romance scene that sounded absolutely awful when he read it out loud.

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Another ‘vaguely illustrate the weird dream’ thing ♥ no one is probably surprised by halo monsters  being present.(they’re going to eat all but sicky there)