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why are hot chocolate instructions always such filthy liars

“one packet” “one tablespoon” “two wedges”

BITCH we both know you’re lying, it is going to take at least twice that to make this into the decadent chocolate-drinking experience i deserve

anonymous asked:

i know that you tend to give Clark a slightly different anatomy than the comics but can you give us a rundown of the physiological changes for the sorrowverse

double canines, actually-blue eyes, extra-big lungs, weird freckles under blacklight but also when exposed to radiation (this includes fire lmao) and they’re also visible to anyone with weird ranges of vision (like, idk, birds or mantis shrimps i guess), probably other things but fuck me if i can remember