I’ve been watching Baby daddy again and for some reason thought up go a GMW spin on it. P.S Lucas is the youngest Minkus in this.

AUYoung veterinarian, Lucas Minkus, comes home one day and finds that an ex-girlfriend has left a baby girl on his doorstep. The addition to Lucas’ family – or having a family – turns his life upside down. As a New York bachelor in his 20s, being a single dad doesn’t fit his lifestyle. After much deliberation, Lucas decides to raise the baby with help from his buddy Zay, brother Farkle, and hovering mom Jennifer. Also law student Riley – once chubby, now slim – wants Lucas to take notice of her, but it’s Farkle who does.

Leave me a message if I should write it!

Ben Sulu headcannon and thoughts

So I have many feelings and ideas about Ben Sulu like
Is Ben a horticulture person did they meet in a garden?
Is he a fencing instructor and Sulu put him on his ass and he loved it Is he a bartender and they met after being out with Bones trying to corral Jim from filtering himself into disaster
Is he a vet and Sulu met him when him and Checkov found a dog that had been hurt and took to the doggy er
Is he a Alien who saved Hikaru ass on a mission and fell in love at first sight ran away to be with him
Does he like the color gold?
How does he feel bout Sulu being a captain one day ( cause he is going to be a kick ass one ok)
Does he want 5 more children or happy with the one?
Does he get mad 2 hen there is fencing crap everywhere?
How does he feel about being in spce?
Were they together before the Academy?
Did they get married after Khan and have a Jim officiate, with Checkov as witness and Bones providing the beer?
Does he read stories or sing or both to his daughter?
When did he know he loved Hikaru?
I have many thoughts if you want to takes these and run with them feel free.

AU's I'd love to see
  • You accidentally chained your bike to mine and I can’t leave until you get back au
  • I’m the tour guide on your fancy package holiday au
  • We both really want that parking space au
  • I’m your new neighbor and I’m using your wifi au 
  • I work at the checkout and you’re clearly not old enough to buy that au
  • It’s pouring with rain and there’s space under your umbrella au 
  • There are loads of empty seats on this train but you chose to sit next to me au 
  • I tried to parallel park and hit your car, do you want my details au
  • We live across the street from each other and you really need to get some curtains au
  • I’m an interior decorator and you hired me to fix up your apartment au
  • We’re both actually con-artists trying to scam each other au 
  • You dined and dashed in my restaurant but you left your coat behind au 
  • Please stop picking flowers from my garden au 
  • You left your phone number in the library book I just borrowed au 
  • We turned up to this party wearing the same outfit and you look better in it au 
  • Someone in this building is listening to my favorite song au 
  • I found a USB and it’s full of your holiday photographs au 
  • My hamster escaped and I think he went under your door au 
A list of random dumb AUs
  • “We were all given assigned seats on our bus because shit went down too many times and now you’re my seat buddy and I don’t want the rest of the year to be awkward”
  • “I always see you in the mall I work at and you always look upset so I made you some cookies now cheer up, Mr. Grumpypants”
  • “Hey we kissed once in kindergarten but I haven’t seen you since and I couldn’t remember why you were so familiar”
  • “It’s 3am and you’re the only person in McDonald’s right now and why do I have to work the night shift”
  • “My friend is out of town and I’m supposed to be taking care of his pet fish but it died and you work at the pet store help me find one that looks the same so he won’t notice" 
  • "We’re sitting in a food court and I can see you staring at me so what’s your fucking deal- wait are you drawing me?”
  • “We’re always both in the apartments’ fitness center at 3 am”
  • “I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you”
  • “You’ve walked past the bakery I work at and stared longingly at one of the pies at least 4 times today I’ll buy it for you if you just stop”
  • “I’m not actually the person you were set up on a blind date with but I was eating alone and you asked if I was someone else and wow you’re cute so of course I said yes and now you think my name is something it isn't”
  • “My destination was actually a few blocks back but you are the most interesting uber driver I’ve had so I changed it to spend more time with you but I seriously do need to be somewhere else so can you turn around”
  • “You parked in the parking space I always use so I wrote a note and put it on your car and you put one on mine the next day and now we have been writing notes for over a week just tell me your phone number to make this easier”
  • “People used to tell us we should date and now we graduate in like two weeks and I am starting to agree with them so can I have your number before I never see you again”
  • “We both came here to buy the same movie but there is only one dvd left let’s split the cost and watch it together I have popcorn at home”
  • “I took advice from my friend and pretended to trip in front of you to get your attention except I fell harder than I thought and now my arm is broken can you drive me to the doctor please”
  • “We are both too short to see well at this concert so how about we alternate sitting on each other’s shoulders, we can switch every song or something”
  • “My friend bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn’t walk up to a random underclassman and ask them to senior prom and I’m about to be 20 dollars richer and, no, that doesn’t invalidate the question, you’re actually really cute”
  • “Somehow every time I have a dentist appointment you do too and you always sit next to me in the waiting room and ask me ‘what are you in for’ as if we are in prison and this has been happening for almost two years who are you”
  • “I play the guitar on a street corner sometimes for some extra cash and you usually give me a dollar or two but today you brought a violin and joined in? And we made almost three times what I usually do holy shit you’re talented”
  • “I’ve worked at this dollar store for 3 years and you are the first person I’ve ever had to kick out, what are you, fourteen?”

so you know how adrien climbed up his rock climbing wall to catch plagg?

do you even know where the rock climbing wall is

and the couch

and the height/space between

im not gonna measure that but i know

that would be painful for one of us


also how did he even get up there


is it bad that i was waiting for this to happen


• “My stupid friends roped me into a mall scavenger hunt and you’re on the list” AU
• “We both wanted to rent a bike for an hour but the only one they have is a tandem bike” AU
• “You’re adopting the cat that I’ve been trying to adopt for a week now” AU
• “You just moved into the house next to my mom’s and she has you doing her yardwork” AU
• “I’m on a terrible date and you’re my waitor please help me” AU
• “My brother/sister asked me to break up with you for them i’m so sorry” AU
• “I’ve been receiving all your freaking mail since you moved out and you keep getting weird gifts from your brother make it stop” AU
• “Our dick landlord just evicted us both” AU
• “We both just moved in with our siblings and they’re neighbors” AU
• “I’m your neighbor and I can hear you fucking someone who shares my name” AU
• “Your cat got my cat pregnant and now I have all these kittens please take them” AU
• “I’m your ex, you are a cop, and I just got arrested for being drunk and disorderly” AU
• “Remember that one time in college when we were at that party and you asked a random stranger to pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend? Yeah well that was me and we’re adults now” AU
• “You’re sort of famous and we vaguely know each other through bumping into each other all the time but the media thinks we’re dating” AU
• “You’re a cop, I’m a firefighter, we always work the same shifts” AU
• “You always ask me for help but I have weird health conditions that prevent me from doing so” AU
• “Your roommate cheated on me and I just threw your laptop out the window thinking it was his” AU
• “My kid just shot a bottle rocket into your window” AU
• “We’re both in the vegetable isle and I just burst into tears while staring at the cabbages” AU
• “That’s my fucking fish that you just caught give it back” AU
• “I’ve had a crush on you since the 11th grade but you’ve hated me ever since that one time” AU
• “The advertisement did not do you justice” AU
• “You jipped me of those concert tickets so I came to your house asshole” AU
• “You think I’m nervous because you’re interviewing me for this high end job but actually it’s because you’re stupidly hot” AU
• “Oh shit this isn’t my car” AU
• “You fell off the map 6 years ago and you think you can just waltz back into my life. Literally. You’re the dance instructor for my best friend’s wedding and we have history” AU
• “It’s 2am on the night of my 21st birthday and we gotta fix this fucking mess by morning or else we’re fucked ” AU
• “My dad’s a cancer patient and you’re his nurse” AU
• “Did I mention that I had a dream about you last night? Oh right we’ve never talked about before” AU
• “Lol this was a terrible idea” AU
• “juSt a game? jUST A GaMe????? FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN” or the “so competitive it’s almost sexual” AU
• “Aren’t you the person from marti gras last year?” AU
• “We’re both on the same multiple stop flight schedules to go to the same destination so we might as well stick together. Also your shoulder is a very comfortable pillow.” AU
• “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU
• “We’re in an exam study group and I just send you my nudes by accident oops” AU
• “Somehow my gallery sculpture piece looks exactly like you how weird” AU
• “That tattoo on your chest is the exact same as mine” AU
• “I was actually awake when you did that thing” AU
• “Why do we keep running into each other when we live on opposite sides of the country?” AU
• “We need to be really quiet but you have the hiccups” AU
• “Why do you always walk your dog at exactly 12am every night? Do you not enjoy sleep?” AU
• “For the love of God, what is making that noise?” AU
• “Somehow you manage to scare me everytime we run into each other and i already get frightened very easily let me live” AU

Performing Arts AUs
  • We’re both auditioning for the same part and I kinda hope you get it.
  • You’re the star of the show and I’m just ensemble, there’s no way you’d ever notice me, right?
  • I make the costumes and you keep bringing yours back for adjustments- how many times can someone ‘accidentally’ rip a seam? 
  • You need an accompanist and I just so happen to play the piano.
  • *OR* You need an accompanist and I lied and told you I did so now I have to learn those pieces real quick.
  • I know we’re both acting but wow, this on-stage chemistry is really convincing. 
  • I walked past an open window and heard someone singing, now I can’t get that voice out of my head. 
  • I have to learn to dance for this play, and you have three weeks to teach me. 
  • I think we should rehearse scene 4 a little more. Oh, is that the one where our characters kiss? I didn’t realize. 
  • I’m the director and you repeatedly show up late with starbucks.
  • I use improv class as an excuse to flirt with you.
  • I work the night shift at this diner with you to pay my way through drama school, could you test me on my lines while we work? 
  • I do ballet and you do modern, the studio’s been double-booked so we have to share it. 
  • Please stop practicing your solo song when I’m trying to sleep. 
  • It’s the day before opening night and I’ve lost my voice, you have to nurse this melodramatic ailing actor back to health. 
  • I have a key to the theatre, and sometimes I go there when I need to think. Apparently so do you. 
  • I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. 
  • *OR* I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. Again. 
  • My new roommate is a tap-dancer/opera singer.
  • You’re the demanding star and I’m your personal assistant. 
  • We both dream of performing on the stage but we’re selling ice-creams in the interval instead.
  • We’re broke aspiring actors sharing a tiny apartment in the city. 
  • We went to drama school together, four years later only one of us is famous. 

part ii

Send me two characters or more and a prompt and I’ll write you a short fic

1. “Are you drunk?”

2. “You’re too young to hate the world.”

3. “I don’t want your pity, I want your absence.”

4. “We’re designed to be disposable.”

5. “There’s blood on my/your hands.”

6. “Could you be any louder?”

7. “I’ve never killed anyone before.”

8. “Your smile is not as bright as it used to be.”

9. “Don’t call me that!”

10. “Please don’t make me socialize.”

11. “Same time tomorrow?”

12. “I’ve been buying the wrong underwear.”

13. “How can anyone not be afraid of love?”

14. “You’re supposed to talk me out of this.”

15. “That was a perfect example of how not to do things.”

16. “If you want, we could go together?”

17. “I have contemplated becoming a hermit.”

18. “I’m alive… I can tell because of the pain.”

19. “Maybe you’re not thinking hard enough.”

20. “It’s 8:30, I have a hangover and you’re annoying me.”

21. “No one has a heart of stone.”

22. “Can I open my eyes yet?”

23. “So much for not getting involved.”

24. “I will if you will.”

25. “My nightmares are usually about losing you.”

26. “I didn’t intend to kiss you.”

27. “Can we go someplace high so I can jump off it?”

28. “I didn’t lose it, I just misplaced it.”

29. “Prepare to be amazed.”

30. “I’m fine.”

31. “Where’s your God now?”

32. “I’d ask you to stay but I don’t like you.”

33. “Something about you makes me want to commit extreme violence.”

34. “It’s not like I missed you or anything.”

35. “You look like a monkey who’s been strategically shaved.”

36. “Everything was fine, until you showed up.”

37. “Can you just shut up for five minutes?”

38. “Never mind, the moment’s gone.”

39. “You’re an idiot. I’ve met smarter sandwiches.”

40. “I believe you dropped this.”

41. “What are you doing in my house?”

42. “I don’t know if I should kiss you or slap you.”

43. “Why are you/we whispering?”

44. “If you really loved me there wouldn’t be a choice.“

45. "I think I made a mistake.”

46. “Shut up, I am a delight!”

47. “I can think of a million places I’d rather be right now.”

48. “Now, just hold on a diddly darn minute.”

49. “It sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself.“

50. "Why does anyone have to be naked?”

Things I want: All female Marvel film

Main Kickass Team: Black Widow, She-Hulk, Captain Marvel, Spider Woman, Mockingbird, Wasp and Kate Bishop all kicking ass and taking names.

Sassy and equally kickass back up team: Maria Hill, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Melinda May and Sharon Carter.

Possible cameo: Peggy Carter

Soulmate AU Masterlist

Tattoos or Marks

  • Red tallies appear for every person you’ve loved, black for every person you’ve loved that has died, and a white tally for when you meet your soulmate
  • A mark that matches, sometimes like a puzzle piece to someone else, and grows hotter the closer they are to you
  • You have a tattoo of what your soulmate is most passionate about
  • You have a tattoo of the first words they say to you
  • You have a tattoo of how old you both are when you meet
  • Changing tattoo that tells you the coordinates of where your soulmate is
  • Tree tattoo that changes with the seasons, but blooms pink in spring instead of white if you met your soulmate
  • Identical tattoos or birthmarks
  • Incomplete tattoos that complete themselves on your skin when you meet the person with the rest of your tattoo
  • Tattoos that change colour depending on what your soulmate is feeling


  • Heterochromia - you have one eye of your soulmates eye colour and when you meet you get your own eye colour instead of having two different eye colours.
  • You only see in black and white until you meet your soulmate
  • Reverse black and white where you give up seeing colour when you meet your soulmate
  • You only see in black and white until you touch your soulmate
  • You only see in the different shades of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
  • You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eye colour until you meet them
  • You see colour the first time you hear your soulmates voice directly and the colour spills from their lips


  • You can hear your soulmates voice in your head, but only when they sing
  • The secondary voice in your head is your soulmate speaking
  • You can speak once you meet your soulmate
  • You can hear once you meet your soulmate (the first thing you hear is their voice)

Time & Age

  • When you reach 18 you stop aging until you meet your soulmate
  • Watch countdown to when you’ll meet your soulmate
  • Reverse countdown, your clock counts up and freezes when you meet
  • You have a clock on your body that tells you what time it is where your soulmate is, it changes colour when they get closer to you

Body or Hair

  • At new years on midnight for a single minute you possess your soulmates body
  • Your chest glows when you look them in the eyes
  • Marks on your soulmate appear on your own body
  • You have your soulmate’s hair colour on a stripe at your wrist, when they dye or chance their hair colour the stripe changes
  • If you change your hair colour, your soulmates changes to the same colour (your hair goes to it’s natural colour when your soulmates does)
  • When you change your hair colour, your soulmates eyes change to that colour
  • You and your soulmate share all physical senses (I.E pain, heat, pleasure, etc…)


  • Red sting to connect soulmates
  • Your soulmate is the only person you remember from your past life
  • Everyone is given a journal that they can use to write to their soulmate
  • When you sleep, if your soulmate is awake you can see what they’re doing
  • You dream your soulmate, but very basically (such as their silhouette or the view of their back) 
  • Telepathy soulmates
  • Sharing skills and talents with your soulmate
  • When your soulmate eats something you crave what they’re eating
  • When your soulmate cries you cry
  • When you kiss your soulmate for the first time your entire body glows

I got a lot of ideas from this post so I recommend you check that one out too!

Common AU Masterlist Link

I want to write a fic where Tony’s just completely in love with Steve and pretty much everyone close to him knows, like, it’s not a secret exactly but he knows nothing can come of it, so he doesn’t talk about it. And he and Steve are close, their friendship is one of the strongest and most important in Tony’s life, so he copes. But one day Steve says something about settling down, or maybe there’s a woman that he seems to be getting especially close to, and Tony’s just… sad. Happy for his friend, but it breaks his heart at the same time.

But then Steve realizes that Tony’s been sad lately, maybe sadder than usual and he somehow figures out that Tony’s in love - Tony slips up, or maybe one of their mutual friends tells Steve just enough to get him to understand (or to see if Steve can figure out the rest himself and end this). And Steve is indignant, just flat-out furious that this person doesn’t love Tony back. Cue Steve coddling Tony and making loud and pointed comments about people who wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit them on the ass and trying to reassure Tony that he’s loved, that he deserves better than some blind, ignorant jerk who clearly doesn’t have the sense God gave a lemming.

“Anyone should be lucky enough to be loved by you,” Steve declares fiercely. 

Meanwhile all of their friends are like “Oh god, these fucking losers.”

Pokemon Go AUs
  • I got lost in this forest trying to find a Bulbasaur and bumped into you and it turns out you’re lost too 
  • You’re team Mystic I’m team Valor i don’t think this is going to work out
  • You ran into my class in the middle of a lecture and yelled about a Mewtwo in another building and half of the class ran after you what is happening
  • Someone keeps taking over my gym and it turns out it’s you and okay hi you’re hot but i’m taking my gym back
  • The servers have been down for an hour so you offered to take me for coffee and you’re adorable and nervous can i keep you
  • Whoever catches a Dratini first has to buy the other dinner haha what do you mean is this like a date
  • I interrupted you during our date to go catch a Growlithe outside and you were about to propose to me this is awkward
  • You name all of your pokemon after Carly Rae Jepson songs why are you like this
  • We keep running into each other at the same pokestops and you’re really cute and we’re on the same team do you want to team up
  • You got detention because you keep skipping class to catch pokeomn and now you keep looking out of the window because there’s a pikachu out there come on we’re sneaking out

Imagine Tony starting to think he might have a chance with Steve because whenever Tony makes an invitation or puts out some feelers, Steve is always blushing or smiling or saying nice things about him. But every time Steve does, Bucky rolls his eyes or makes gagging sounds or pretend to be hanging himself just out of Steve’s field of vision.

And, well, Tony knows how close they are, he knows how much Bucky’s opinion matters, so he backs off a little because if Bucky doesn’t like him, then there’s no way Steve would ever actually agree to a relationship. And even if he did, eventually he’d realize that his best friend hated Tony and would drop him like a rock. Or worse: they’d fight and Tony would have to be responsible for that and would still get dumped when Steve ended up hating him. 

So he just backs off, stops putting out the tentative invitations, stops responding to Steve’s - well, is it even really flirting? He was probably reading Steve wrong anyway.

But Steve doesn’t stop, he just seems to get more forward about the whole thing which… isn’t what Tony thought would happen? And Bucky isn’t making gagging sounds anymore, he’s frowning at Tony over Steve’s shoulder and eventually even that changes to… wincing? Is he wincing? And Tony doesn’t know what else to do so he just starts avoiding Steve entirely.

And eventually he’d talk to Rhodey who might be like “I don’t think that means he hates you, Tones…” or maybe Rhodey arranges for Bucky to corner him or something. But he’s like “Look, I know you didn’t want me and him getting close and I thought I should back off.”

And Bucky is like “We’ve been friends since we were six, look, sometimes we act like we’re still six around each other. I’m picking on Steve, not you. I barely know you, that would be rude.”

And Tony just sits down because he has no idea what the hell has been going on then. He and Rhodey met in college when sex and dating was normal and before that he was constantly surrounded by older kids who were into sex and dating. The whole “girls/boys have cooties” stage is something he skipped entirely, he has no frame of reference for that sort of teasing.

(Bucky’s like, god you poor bastard and Rhodey’s like I KNOW, I think it’s why he has such shitty interpersonal skills)

Anyway, I didn’t think this through except that Tony eventually asks Steve out and Steve is really pleased and Bucky and Rhodey both make gagging noises in the background while Natasha beats them with a couch cushion.

also haru having a bunch of leftover iwatobi-chan keychains and every joint practice he hides them in sousuke’s bag and locker. and sousuke getting increasingly annoyed because he has no idea where these devils are coming from and haru getting rin to put them in sousuke’s stuff in the dorm and sousuke has so many of these stupid things and he throws them out but he finds more and he HAS NO IDEA WHERE THESE BIRD THINGS COME FROM BUT THEY BETTER STOP