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Treat You Better

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader, Reader x abusive boyfriend :( 

Summary: if you know the song Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes, you know the plot

Warnings: abusive situations, violence, swearing, story completely in Rob’s POV, name-calling 

Originally posted by coupleromance

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after sherlock comes out as genderfluid to john he suggests the two go out to buy some new clothes for sherlock to let him know that he really doesn’t mind and completely supports sherlock’s identity. the day out goes great, sherlock buys themselves at least seven new outfits and john, although he doesn’t know much about fashion these days, likes all of them. but when sherlock wants to go to victoria’s secret to buy some cute lingerie john blushes a lot and says he’s going to wait out in front and when sherlock comes out with a bag john swears he can see black lace and his face is flushed for the rest of the ride home

STOP SHITTING ON SOPHIE HUNTER.

YOU DO NOT KNOW IF SHE’S PREGNANT

YOU DO NOT KNOW IF SHE HAS A SHIT TASTE OF FASHION

YOU DO NOT KNOW IF SHE’S THE NO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE KIND OF PERSON

YOU DO NOT KNOW IF SHE ‘TRAPPED’ BENEDICT

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HAPPY THEY TRULY ARE

YOU DO NOT KNOW IF THEIR MARRIAGE ANNOUNCEMENT IS A STUNT OR JUST SOMETHING ANY ORDINARY COUPLE WOULD DO

YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG THEY’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER OR HOW LONG THEY’VE BEEN DATING

SO LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.

BENEDICT IS A SENSIBLE MAN. HE WOULD DO WHAT HE KNOWS IS RIGHT. 

YOU. DO NOT. KNOW. ANYTHING

STOP FEELING THE NEED TO 'PROTECT’ HIM. HE’S PROBABLY TWICE YOUR AGE SO HE DOESN’T NEED YOU BABYING HIM.

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a lesson in how I fall in love with Benedict Cumberbatch daily….

1st gif)  STOP MASSAGING YOUR CHAIR, ffs

2nd gif) …………“LIVE LONG AND PROSPER”

3rd gif)  HE’S QUITE PROUD THAT HE REMEMBERED THAT, AND NO, NOT THAT SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4rth gif)   STOP BEING SUCH A GENTLEMAN, HOW IS ANY OTHER MAN GOING TO COMPARE TO YOU AFTER SEEING THIS?!?!?!?

brianquinns  asked:

John and Sherlock getting into an argument after Sherlock rudely deduces someone and John hisses bitterly, "how do I know you even love me, Sherlock? You got engaged to break into an office! Is that why you proposed to me, hmm? Something I have that you want?" and after a moment of silence, Sherlock nods sheepishly. "What, then? What do I have that you want?" and Sherlock finally looks him in the eye and says "your surname."

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Zoolander 2 Trailer

The Zoolander 2 trailer came out today and apparently there’s some outrage over the apparent “transphobic” joke having to do with the All character played by Benedict Cumberbatch. FFS people - it’s a parody. Where’s the outrage from the male models? Where’s the outrage from older people? Lame people? (Tags for “old” and “lame” on BS and OW). Mel Brooks once said that there would be no way that Blazing Saddles, one of the funniest movies ever (and written by Richard Pryor) could be made today. Everyone is too thin skinned and prepared to be outraged. I’m a woman who grew up in the 60′s and 70′s. I understand full well what sexism is. I don’t freak out over Barbarella or any movies with dumb or helpless women. Lighten up people!!!! There’s worse going on in the world today