Funny stories from my childhood...
My mum told me cats could read and I wrote “litter tray” on my cats little box thinking it would understand.
My dad told me he had a spider in his hands and me and my sister ran down the stairs at the same time and fell into the window on the landing.
My sister, the artistic one, got onto the top bunk in my bedroom and drew like a MASSIVE COW, scraped it into the wall paper so that my mum couldn’t even paint over it as you could stil see it.
My sister told me to smell some shampoo then squirted it up my nose; I was in so much pain.
My sister shouted “Fifty Shades of Pain!” Then punched my other sister in the arm.