the making of girls talk boys
  • <p> <b>luke:</b> ok so what do we do<p/><b>ashton:</b> let's fuck them up<p/><b>calum:</b> how bout luke says sweetheart and what if we add a lot of high notes too<p/><b>michael:</b> you know what else we can do<p/><b>michael:</b> <p/><b>michael:</b> leak it<p/><b>luke:</b> shit bro ur smart<p/></p>
  • Me: *Opens Netflix*
  • Netflix: Based on your likes we recommend LESBIAN DRAMAS, LESBIAN COMEDIES, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GAY MOVIES, GAY AND LESBIAN INDIES, STRONG FEMALE LEADS,FOREIGN LGBT, SHOWS LIKE JESSICA JONES, SHOWS LIKE ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, SHOWS LIKE--

Rowling: Newt’s best friend at Hogwarts was Leta Lestrange, a Slytherin.

Me: hell yeah

Rowling: but Leta personally betrayed him and has [probably] sided with Grindelwald, so now his friends are his fantastic beasts.

Me: when will it end