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You have two cows: Final Fantasy Edition
  • FFI: You have two cows. Garland knocks them down.
  • FFII: You have two cows. One joins a rebellion to take down the Empire that destroyed his home field, the other can talk to beavers.
  • FFIII: You have two cows. They fall into a cave and accidentally become Warriors of Light.
  • FFIV: You have two cows. One is actually from the moon, the other is A SPOONY BARD!
  • FFV: You have two cows. You make them kick down an evil tree.
  • FFVI: You have two cows. Kefka poisons their milk to kill everyone.
  • FFVII: You have two cows. One dies. The world cries.
  • FFVIII: You have two cows. One exists in the present, and the other exists in the future and possesses the present cow. You come to realize they are actually the same cow, but you kill the future one anyway.
  • FFIX: You have two cows. They run and hide so Quina won't eat them.
  • FFX: You have two cows. Sin kills them both for using machina.
  • FFXI: You have two cows. They are pretty much obsolete now that the XIV cows are available.
  • FFXII: You have two cows. Unfortunately, you don't have the license to milk them.
  • FFXIII: You have two cows. They become l'Cie. Later, they kill God.
  • FFXIV: You have two cows. Square apologises for their poor quality and sends you better ones
  • FFXV: You don't have two cows. You have been waiting for the cows since 2006. You are understandably angry.