Ardyn Izunia making horrible dad jokes (because he is a daddy okay we can all agree)


You: ‘Hey, I was thinking…’
Ardyn: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’

Whenever you drive past a graveyard Ardyn says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And you say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’

“What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh.”

“Chancellor! Chancellor! The troops are revolting!

Ardyn: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.”

You: “Did you get a haircut?”
Ardyn: “No I got them all cut.”

I totally think he’s one for dad jokes. Especially after that “warm welcome” pun before ifrit.

snowhite-glaceon  asked:

I just found this blog and looked through all pages, such masterpieces~! The babysitting scenarios are adorable, but how woulda all of them handle babysitting baby chocobos for the week? Like, who would do what respectively? Thank you for this blog, it's a blessing.

Babysitting Baby Chocobos

Noctis: Grooms them and hand feeds them. He has a really good connection with them. He’s also the only one who can get them to calm down for a nap

Ignis: Buys them the fanciest greens and preps a salad for them.

Gladio: Get’s stuck with the cleaning.

Prompto: Handles all the play time. Tried to feed them once and almost got his hand swallowed.

~Mod Lightning