fetus vamps

anonymous asked:

Hello, im kind of new to the fandom, like ive known who they are for a while but ive only just started to get into them, is it okay if you tell me abit about the band and the members please? Like if they have girlfirends aswell haha

Well hello there my dear anon, I’d be glad to! 

The Vamps

Joe (their manager) describes the band as “idiot, idiot, idiot… and James” which I think perfectly sums them up. Personal space doesn’t exist in this band so they’re usually all over each other. They’re extremely talented and underrated it frustrates me. Oh and they are never on time.

(GIFS ARE NOT MINE)

Bradley Will Simpson

  • idiot number one
  • has a dog named Jesse who’s the love of his life
  • currently dating a drummer named Tristan Evans a single hot pringle
  • can only be seen on twitter when Joe forces him to
  • has the voice of an angel i could listen to 24/7
  • looks like an actual angel with glorious brown curls in person
  • can play drums and piano which usually makes everyone weak
  • hates rollercoasters, wasps and flying
  • wink machine
  • has incredible amounts of energy during shows, performs like he’s been doing it for decades
  • believe it or not, he’s actually 20 years old
  • doesn’t quite get the concept of “NO BRAD”

Tristan Oliver Vance Evans

  • idiot number two
  • has horses as pets
  • currently dating Brad Simpson Anastasia Smith
  • has a jawline and cheekbones carved by the gods
  • actual sunshine when he smiles
  • favorite color is orange (shocking, but don’t tell him)
  • incredibly talented drummer, probably one of the best I’ve ever seen
  • likes to keep everyone happy and entertained
  • has a very… unique fashion sense
  • has produced covers and actual tracks in the album
  • loves Eminem, he’d probably rap Silento’s part in Volcano during the tour

Connor Samuel John Ball

  • idiot number three
  • has a pet bearded dragon named Rex and a tortoise named Bruce
  • currently dating Luisa Hackney
  • has alter egos Davey Jones and Margaret
  • extremely allergic to nuts
  • my little punk child
  • a really shy bean when he first joined the band but now he’s finally gaining confidence
  • killer bass and guitar player, has also produced in the band
  • once in a while he wears glasses and we die a little
  • got abs and biceps out of nowhere and everyone is still confused when this happened
  • got a tattoo recently and you can only imagine how we took this news

James Daniel McVey

  • number one fan of his band
  • addicted to working out and eating healthy
  • has a cat named Mickey that’s not really his cat but he likes to think it is
  • currently dating Kirstie Brittain
  • most active member on twitter
  • Taylor Swift’s biggest fan
  • very outspoken, usually gets a lot of shit bc of this
  • i love his way with words, you can read his old posts here but he doesn’t use it anymore
  • unbelievably talented songwriter, guitar player and singer I MEAN HIS VOICE WITH BRAD’S JUST GOES TOGETHER LIKE BACON AND EGGS (unless you don’t like bacon, this would be awkward)

So there you go! If you need more details, check out this post made by my lovely friend @vstradley here or don’t hesitate to drop me an ask! Can I give you some advice though?

TURN AROUND WHILE YOU STILL CAN BC ONCE YOU CLICK ON THAT 3RD COVER IN A ROW THERES NO TURNING BACK

lol I’m kidding, WELCOME TO OUR LIL FAMILY!!!! :)

IF YOU SEE THIS REBLOG IT INSTANTLY BECAUSE ITS FUCKING SEX FOR YOUR EYES. this was at the Sydney show, my best friend (bradzayn) got front row tickets. please give credit and please please don’t steal it and take credit for it. thankyou fam enjoy i love you all ❤️❤️❤️ ps. it’s 3:25 am in sydney

eh icon pra caralho!!!!!!!!!!!1 EU QUERO LIKEEEEEEEEE SE VOCE PEGAR DA LIKE NO POST SE VOCE NAO TIVER TUMBLR DA CREDITOS NO MEU TWITTER QUE EH TRIATANEVANS E SE VOCE NAO TIVER TWITTER FAZ UM AGRADEÇO 

FOETUS TO THE MAX A'IGHT

tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna

I MEAN LIKE FOETUS BRED WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER JUST LOOK AT THAT MUSHROOM

Y SO SIRIUS BRAD THIS ISNT YOUR JAIL PHOTO OR ANYHING

OH BRAD YOU REBEL PULLIN THE MIDDLE FINGER N ALL

IM PEEING OMG BRAD AND HIS CLIQUE  LOL THEYRE ALL CHAVS 

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