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zeldyhare  asked:

I saw your build a bear stories, and I'm curious, what about "hello chimera"? X)

setting: the break room, which doubles as the stock room

it is dark. the light has gone out, but this one 40 year old guy really, REALLY needs an island “aloha” kitty and a cinderella get up for it. do we have any out on the floor?? no, of course not, so now they send their least favorite employee, craig, to go fetch

is there a ladder in the stock room?? hell no you gotta’ CLIMB those shelves

it is dark. it is a little bit spooky because you can hear “rrrRrrrRrRRR” through the wall which is just the outside but y’know, atmosphere

you look up
what in the sweet fuck is that

attached to the ceiling, you didn’t notice it before, is a hello kitty build-a-bear
except that it has several different limbs from other bears sewn into it, as well as different tails

it’s strapped above the door
it’s waiting
it’s watching
it’s hello chimera

YALL

 song that reminds me of lance/this turning into a rant about our bb

The song Mr.lonely by Tyler, the creator is??literally??lance?? It talks about loud attention seekers being the loneliest in the room and about growing up and having to be mature (thats how i interpret it). It just makes me think of how lance was so used to being able to goof off and all of the sudden he has this huge responsibility and he has to be n adult and i think he copes with that by being goofy. It also kinda reminds me of klance?? and how lance might be longing for a lover (keith)but doesnt know how. god i love lance.good song for real. ANYWAYS LISTEN TO IT AND IF U CANT THATS OKAY I GOT YA FAM.

lyrics to the part im talking about:

They say the loudest in the room is weak
That’s what they assume, but I disagree
I say the loudest in the room
Is probably the loneliest one in the room (that’s me)
Attention seeker, public speaker
Oh my God, that boy there is so fuckin’ lonely
Writin’ songs about these people
Who do not exist, he’s such a fuckin’ phony
One thing I know, is that I wanna
Win so bad, but I’m not Chicago
Heart is low, it’s real low, it’s so low
You can’t lift me up, I’m like Gallardo
From the start it’s been real dark
It’s been so dark I guess that you could call me charbroiled, huh
I’m playin’ like Hasbro
I’m really Saari, call me Arto
Crashed the McLaren, bought me a Tesla
I know you sick of me talkin’ ‘bout cars (skrrt)
But what the fuck else do you want from me?
That is the only thing keepin’ me company
Purchase some things until I’m annoyed
These items is fillin’ the void
Been fillin’ it for so long
I don’t even know if it’s shit I enjoy (oh)
Current battle as an adult
My partner is a shadow
I need love, do you got some I could borrow?
Fuck it, I could find some tomorrow
Woah, but that never comes
Like a vasectomy, what have I done?
I got the talent, the face and the funds
Found myself long ago but I haven’t found someone (who)
Mirror, mirror on the wall (who)
The loneliest of them all (me)
Cupid actin’ stupid
Do you got another number I could call?
Never had a pet
I’ve never had a pet
There’s more fish in the sea
But I never had a goldfish to begin with
I never had a dog
So I’ve never been good with bitches
'Cause I never threw a ball, fetch
I never had a pet, that’s where it stems from, I bet
Treat me like direct deposit
Check in on me sometime
Ask me how I’m really doin’
So I never have to press that nine-one-one


OKAY BYE.