ferret-safety

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafriad of toil”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

anonymous asked:

I sent a message before but it's gotten a bit more urgent. I'm going to cali this summer to visit a friend, but my cousin who went to cali was murdered (years ago) so my father is paranoid about me going and I don't know what I should do to convince/reassure him that even if something happens I'll be fine :/

I would promise to message him in the morning and at night, so that he knows you’re okay. You can also give him a rough itinerary of what you are going to do when you go, if anything. Maybe even print out a list of California emergency numbers, give one to him and keep one yourself. That way he can feel a bit better and won’t worry about your safety.

-Lou the Lobster

pixelwolf25  asked:

A lot of Outlast 2 for me has so far involved my constant commentary of, "Touch me and I will sue." whenever i'm getting chased and my friends find it hilarious.

That’s better than me, you can form sentences while being chased.

When I played Outlast most of what I could say was different variations of “fuck,” “shit,” and “nope.”

Was gonna make a post saying I’m gonna become a flight attendant just to get the chance to Toxic on a plane except what’s stopping me from doing it on a plane normally? Besides the turbulence and the inconvenienced and distressed looking attendant attempting to push a cart down the aisle while tactfully avoiding any kind of aggressive shimmying I guess. Otherwise there is little issue. Next flight I’m on the moment that seatbelt light goes off im gonna live my dream.