“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafriad of toil”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

anonymous asked:

I sent a message before but it's gotten a bit more urgent. I'm going to cali this summer to visit a friend, but my cousin who went to cali was murdered (years ago) so my father is paranoid about me going and I don't know what I should do to convince/reassure him that even if something happens I'll be fine :/

I would promise to message him in the morning and at night, so that he knows you’re okay. You can also give him a rough itinerary of what you are going to do when you go, if anything. Maybe even print out a list of California emergency numbers, give one to him and keep one yourself. That way he can feel a bit better and won’t worry about your safety.

-Lou the Lobster

pixelwolf25  asked:

A lot of Outlast 2 for me has so far involved my constant commentary of, "Touch me and I will sue." whenever i'm getting chased and my friends find it hilarious.

That’s better than me, you can form sentences while being chased.

When I played Outlast most of what I could say was different variations of “fuck,” “shit,” and “nope.”

Was gonna make a post saying I’m gonna become a flight attendant just to get the chance to Toxic on a plane except what’s stopping me from doing it on a plane normally? Besides the turbulence and the inconvenienced and distressed looking attendant attempting to push a cart down the aisle while tactfully avoiding any kind of aggressive shimmying I guess. Otherwise there is little issue. Next flight I’m on the moment that seatbelt light goes off im gonna live my dream.