What Julia and I did today:

Gossiped about Gateway being on fire

Found out it really wasn’t on fire

Looked at pictures of hot men

Stalked hot men


Ate really shitty awesome food

Played video games 

Wrote a musical about a fat man with a mustache and a top hat that falls in love with a sandwich

Don’t judge, its awesome

Sang show tunes

Now were napping

And later on when her dumb ass of a sister who has been kicked out several times and keeps coming back home and fucking peoples shit up and stealing shit gets home, WERE GONNA FUCK A BITCH UP