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Bucky Barnes X Barista!Reader

A/N: This is for @just-some-drabbles 4k follower challenge! Congrats, babe!

Thanks to my fake friend @denialanderror for beta’ing.

Words: 1718

Prompt: “I got your message. What the hell was that supposed to mean?”

Warnings: bad fluff again bc im a hoe for soft things but idk how to write soft things rip

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skribblindaydreamer  asked:

boi i have this au where viktor moves into the neighborhood and yuuri is walking home one day and sees makkachin sitting in viktor's front yard and he's like *VICCHAN FEELS* and jumps the fence to pat and play with makkachin and maybe cry a little then viktor arrives home and he's like ??? who is this precious boy?? and yuuri's like PLS DONT CALL THE POLICE I JUST LIKE POODLES

SFJ;DSFJKDSLFJDKJDFK THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL AU

Patch Up | Peter Parker

Summary: After an encounter with a bad guy, Peter needs a patch up. He goes to the one person who he knows can help him…

Warning: Some spoilers

Pairing: Peter Parker (Spiderman) x reader

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It always really bothers me when I see “cute” dog pictures on here where the dogs are actually distressed or owners are promoting things that can cause reactivity.

Examples:

Pictures of dogs and babies together.

Yeah, sometimes there are some cute ones, but then you see pictures like this one.

The dog isn’t happy about this situation. Ears back, forehead wrinkled, showing the whites of its eyes, leaning away.

This isn’t exactly cute because the dog is not wanting to be in this situation. At all. I wouldn’t even let this situation happen if I had a baby. No matter how good a dog is with things like having its jowls lifted, babies aren’t gentle because they can’t be. They don’t have the motor control to be gentile. Also, the baby is a relatively new addition to the household that the dog doesn’t know well and can often be uncomfortable with in the first place because it’s loud and strange. Having a baby do this to a dog just isn’t safe. If the dog gets to a point where they are extremely uncomfortable, they will try biting after giving warning signals like this and growling. If you ignore that a dog is uncomfortable at this stage, it can escalate.

Another set of pictures where uncomfortable body language is even more obvious:

Lip licking, showing eye whites, ears back, tense body posture, looking away. This is really scary to me. This dog is having its warning signs be completely ignored, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it tried biting soon in order to be more obvious it wants the situation to stop.

And no, dogs that bite in this situation aren’t “bad”. Biting is an extreme reaction to say “STOP”. Dogs start with body language cues saying they’re uncomfortable, then if the thing they’re uncomfortable with continues they will growl, but only if they haven’t been punished for growling (it’s a huge problem to punish growling because then the dog may decide not to use that warning signal, and growling is a super obvious warning signal that many people recognize, so it can be dangerous to get rid of). Then, if the thing they’re uncomfortable with still continues, they’ll bite. It’s all how dogs communicate. The body language, the growling, the biting. This is how dogs communicate.


Pictures where people have cut holes in their fence so the dog can look out.

Having dogs be able to do this can cause barrier frustration. If there’s a person or a dog or a squirrel, or really anything your dog may want on the other side of the fence, the dog will likely become frustrated that they can’t get to it.

Barrier frustration can lead to severe reactivity. It’d start with the dog barking and making a fuss about something on the other side of the fence. Then, maybe when you’re on a walk and they see a person on the other side of the street and start barking and lunging.

This type of behaviour where a dog is that overexcited can lead to redirection as aggressive behaviour. Ever hear about a “bite out of the blue” where a dog jumps a fence and bites the first person they come across? That started as barrier frustration, then escalated to being so wound up that when the dog finally tried jumping the fence they redirected all of that energy into aggression and attacked the person that, usually, they were running back and forth barking at on the other side of the fence.


Basically, learning about canine behaviour has made it hard to really enjoy a lot of photosets of dogs because, whether it’s one of the above examples or something else, usually there’s some body language in there somewhere that shows a dog is very stressed or it involves a bad idea that could result in serious reactivity issues.

Quotes from College
  • “porn is a theme”  “idk i think its more of a hobby”
  • “I don’t like sex because thats what dishwashers are for”
  • “yes, i stab every baby. I stabbed you as a baby, and I will stab your babies and then your babies’ babies.”
  • “Are you eating easy mac with chopsticks?” “yeah” “why” “because i’ve lost the small amount of control i had over my life”
  • “Have you jumped a horse since may?” “No, but my death wish is pretty intense today.” “Okay” *jumps fence that is definitely too high while trainer nods in solidarity*
  • “I’m trying to decide if I should get up and eat a trisket” “just one?” “yeah.”
  • “I’d fight a clown. I’d fight 10 clowns!”
  • “…and then {the dean} said to just fucking get over it” “wait, did she actually say that?” “bro, would I lie about this?”
  • “This…is…Howard!” *bio professor whips out chameleon from god only knows where*
  • “These are the Yale-ies. They are capuchins, there are 9 of them, all of them are named after James Bond characters and all of them are assholes.” 
  • “This is where we keep the leopard geckos and the turtles. the geckos like to be pet. the turtles do not. I know its tempting, but dont touch the turtles” *later that day, newbie comes in with bandaged fingers* “WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY!”
  • “Hey, professor, we named one of our plants after you!” “Ah, is this a good thing?” “Depends. We may kill it.”
  • “So you work with the monkeys?” “Yep.” “What do you do with them?”  “Oh, you know. Monkey business.” 

lots of y'all like to think harry is this big dark beefed up Dude Bro who’ll beat someone into the ground and will boss people around but he’s really just a sweet lil cupcake who trips over puppies and apologizes to them and jumps fences so he can shake everyones hand and calms people down during panic attacks and gives fans water & food when they feel sick during a concert and tells people not to go to SeaWorld because of the animal cruelty and buys sweets and cupcakes and oreos for everyone and loves haribo gummy bears and rifles through peoples things to find finding dory cookies and giggles when he’s complimented and has twinkly eyes and always looks like a grumpy kitten when he’s deep in thought and is the baby of 1d so the other members are extra protective of him and he loves to flip his hair and tease people and harry is my baby

Can we appreciate Greg Universe’s outlook on life?

Steven: Dad I want to go to Korea and learn more about my mother’s dark past.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Dad help me jump a fence that is clearly marked “Do not enter”.

Greg: Ok sure.

Steven: Oh shit it’s Blue Diamond.

Greg: It’s cool, I’ll go talk to her.

Blue Diamond: It’s very clear that I’m dangerous to you, but I am crying over someone I lost.

Greg: I miss someone too, and relate to your sadness, here’s some life advice.

Blue Diamond: You’re cool, I’m putting you in my zoo.

Greg: Wait, what

*later*

Greg: Well, I’ve been kidnapped, and put in a space zoo. God knows what will happen to me, here. I may never see my son, or anyone else I love, ever again.

Greg: Might as well let this dude braid my hair, lol

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Greg’s inability to give a f*ck is something I treasure.