Wrex: So do you and the turian have pet names for each other or what

Shepard: What? No, of course not, we’re completely professional

Wrex: interesting

Wrex: so remind me Shepard, what do those weird insect things called bees make?

Shepard: uh, honey?

Garrus: *pops out of nowhere* Yes sweetie, love of my life?




Wrex: don’t ever lie to my face again


Klance version

it’s so cute at the end of me3 how sheppy and garrus can get married and adopt babies and sleep in til whenever because they’re retired. hahaha haha..hah :I

Garrus: I thought you needed some time to… figure us out. Are you ready to be a one-turian kind of woman?

Shepard: the only thing that made leaving earth bearable was knowing you were out there somewhere

Garrus: I felt the same way. The worst part about the galaxy going to hell would’ve been never getting to see you again

Shepard: well here I am. Exactly where I want to be. I love you Garrus Vakarian