Wrex: So do you and the turian have pet names for each other or what

Shepard: What? No, of course not, we’re completely professional

Wrex: interesting

Wrex: so remind me Shepard, what do those weird insect things called bees make?

Shepard: uh, honey?

Garrus: *pops out of nowhere* Yes sweetie, love of my life?

Shepard:

Wrex:

Shepard:

Wrex: don’t ever lie to my face again

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Klance version

it’s so cute at the end of me3 how sheppy and garrus can get married and adopt babies and sleep in til whenever because they’re retired. hahaha haha..hah :I

Garrus: I thought you needed some time to… figure us out. Are you ready to be a one-turian kind of woman?

Shepard: the only thing that made leaving earth bearable was knowing you were out there somewhere

Garrus: I felt the same way. The worst part about the galaxy going to hell would’ve been never getting to see you again

Shepard: well here I am. Exactly where I want to be. I love you Garrus Vakarian

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