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Garrus: Ha! Two husks! Come on, who is the next?

Jessica: Only two? I can count five already.

Garrus: Huh, it is just getting started, babe!

Jessica: Garrus, honey, I have my biotics.

Garrus: Yeah… but some of us know how to make a gun dance. And I’ve actually seen you dancing…

Jessica:  It just adds to my charm.

Garrus: Right… Step on the toes of others, shake your arms as if you were burning… Very charming…

Jessica: You just love it.

Garrus: You like teasing.

Jessica: As I recall, you never complained about me teasing you. You actually like it.

Garrus: Can’t argue with that. Ha! More husks dead. Okay, who is next? 

Jessica: Good luck on killing husks. Maybe you can kill half of my count. 

Garrus: I don’t need luck, I have the Black Widow.

Jessica: Thanks to the best girlfriend here. But you are not using the Black Widow.

Garrus: We are fight husks here. As I said, we are just starting, there will be more.

Jessica: Of course, because things are never easy with us, huh?

Garrus: If it was easy, it wouldn’t be fun.

Jessica: A little less hardcore would be nice, thanks. But, hey, now I know where our baby learned those things.

Garrus: Our baby?

Jessica: Congratulations, Garrus. You are a father of a tank baby krogan!

Garrus: At least our tank baby learned well.

Jessica: And from the bests. I will give you that, Vakarian. But only this time.

Just silly thing, never mind… Sorry for the long post, I just look at those pics and think of that dialogue (and sorry, English is not my native language, so mistakes)

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“Why are you trying to help the Reapers?”

“We obtained information regarding the Enkindlers from classified sources.”

“The Enkindlers? You mean the Protheans.”

“Yes. As you are aware, Commander Shepard, the Protheans eventually became the Collectors and the Collectors serve the Reapers.”

“Ugh, you have got to be kidding me.”

“Therefore, as a faithful server of the Enkindlers, we too must serve the Reapers.”

“You big stupid jellyfish.”

“Ya know, I support religious freedom for all species, but that’s just crazy.”

30 Days Commander Shepard Meme: Days 1-5

I’ve decided to do this meme in chunks instead of 30 days since I want to talk more about my Shepard, but don’t want to dedicate the time to 30 days of it. So here are the first five days of the meme:

1. Introduce your Shepard. How do they look? What do they think about themselves? What kind of person is your Shepard, what are their ambitions and goals? Are they Renegade or Paragon?

My main Shepard is Charlotte Rose Shepard aka Charley:

She is a Renegade throughout ME1 and into ME2 then turns more into a Paragade from the middle of ME2 to the end of the series. Charley is a serious person when it comes to military matters. She is Alliance first, everything else second. She believes that she is doing what is best for humanity, and many times she is, but she forgets that humanity isn’t the only species in galaxy that needs to be protected. When she starts working with other species during ME1, she becomes more open to helping aliens and listens to their complaints and needs more often.

Charley thinks highly of herself and usually doesn’t care what other people say about her. The exception to this is her family and her superiors. If they frown on something she’s done or said, she’ll adjust and attempt to see why this upset them. The biggest ambition Charley has, prior to Eden Prime, was to make something of herself. After years of working as a mercenary, she needed to prove that she could make a difference in the galaxy. Then after Torfan, she wanted to get rid of her “Butcher of Torfan” nickname. She always strives to make herself better than before and that applies to everything in her life.

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so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…