feminist optimism

I, a Male Executive, Think You, a Female, Are an Invaluable Member of the Team Whose Meetings You’re Never Invited To

Hello, Female. It’s me, a male executive. Is that a new skirt? I’m a huge fan of the ladies. I have a daughter, you see, so I am aware that females with my DNA are people. Isn’t that cool? I’m a feminist! And it’s in my optimal feminist wheelhouse to tell you how valuable you are to the team, and how much we need you to not sit in on team meetings.

It’s because you’re too important…