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Atheism: Real Life VS Christian Movies

Real life:

“Did you go to that church downtown last week?”

“Never have, actually. I’m an atheist.”

“Oh, sorry.”

“No biggie. What happened?”

“Well, the funniest thing happened last Sunday…”

Christian movies:

“Did you go to that church downtown last week?”

“NO I DIDN’T!!! I’M AN ATHEIST YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!! YOU RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN ANNOYING, SHOVING YOUR FUCKIN’ RELIGION DOWN OUR THROATS EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!!! GO ROT IN THE HELL THAT DOESN’T EXIST, YOU THEIST GARBAGE!!!!!1!!1!!1!!”

I can’t stand it when someone refers to groups of people as one single certain characteristic (ex: “whites”, “blacks”, “gays”, “straights”, etc) because it’s just??????? so dehumanizing???? it’s reducing a person to that one specific element???? idk I just really can’t stand it

  • Me, a snake person: I will just chill at home during the weekend. You?
  • What conservatives hear: I will have hot gay anal sex with my black Jewish boyfriend and wipe the cum using the Confederate flag. Afterwards, I will visit my lesbian witch sister and perform abortions for her and her feminist atheist trans Arab wife. Finally, I will thank Satan for the weekend in the language of my immigrant parents, Spanish. You? :)

If you’re Muslim that’s okay

If you’re black that’s okay

If you’re white that’s okay

If you’re Christian that’s okay

If you’re atheist that’s okay

If you’re LGBTQA that’s okay

If you’re a feminist that’s okay

If you are racist, misogynistic, misandrist, homophobic/biphobic/transphobic, or discriminating someone because of religion, and basically being a shitty piece of human trash in general, that is not okay.

I made one of these before but I can’t for the life of me find it on my blog, so:

I’m looking for more people to follow once again. Because I love procrastinating studying apparently.

So please like/reblog if you post:
-Carmilla (Hollstein only pls)
-gay stuff
-science
-Supergirl
-Wynonna Earp
-Disney
-Marvel
-atheist stuff
-feminist stuff
-Ghostbusters (2016)
-Anna Kendrick/Kate McKinnon/beautiful people
-gay history or politics

And then I’ll come check out your blog! And I post a lot of this too, so feel free to follow if you like any of this stuff!

You Know What Breaks My Heart?

Yesterday I was at a family dinner. I have a huge family and most my cousins are girls with their own batch of kids (since all my girl cousins are married). I was sitting there between them (the only single girl in the family) and for the first time ever I had nothing to talk about with them. 

It was sad that I didn’t fit in. It wasn’t sad because I wasn’t married. It was sad because those cousins who were once HAPPY and carefree were running after their kids who were destroying everything in sight with a pained expression on their face. They were sitting listening to their husbands joke about sexist things. They had nothing more to talk about than baby formulas, husband troubles, how badly their in laws treat them. 

And when they finally saw me sitting quietly among all that craziness, they asked me about my job and my car. When I started talking about how I have this new exciting project and how I’ve finally started driving alone and how much I enjoy it even in Pakistani traffic, I see their faces fall and they looking over to their husbands and quietly whispering about how I am doing something so different and they wish they the guts to drive but they dont. They wish they had pursued a career but they havent. They wish they were free, but they are not.

And then they go back to talking about mommy things and bitching about independent girls behind my back because thats the only thing that makes them feel better about themselves.  

It breaks my heart what women have been reduced to by culture and religion.