feminine wipes

The Dollar Tree

Is YOUR best friend if you have a small budget.

They carry Most of your Basic needs and other stuff too.

Soap/ Body wash (Men, Women and Kids)

Deodorant (Men and Women)

Lotion  (Men, Women and Kids)

Toothpaste, Toothbrushes, Floss,  Mouth Wash 

Razors (Men and Women)

Face Wash, Acne Wash and Acne products

Feminine Hygiene products( Pads, Tampons, Feminine wash, wipes, spray and douche.) 

Condoms, warming jelly, tests.

Medicine/ Vitamins/ Cough Drops

Socks, pantyhose, tights, t shirts, scarves, house shoes, baby clothing. 

Wash Cloths, bath rugs, bath sponges

Other bath products and organizers.

Kids Toys

School supplies

Makeup, combs, brushes, shampoo, conditioner, hair color, hair oils and gels.

Perfume, Cologne, Body Sprays (Men and Women)

Frozen Food, Canned Food, Snacks, Juice, Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Soda

Food organizing, food spices, food utensils 

Room Spray

Toilet paper, Paper Towels, plunges. 

Laundry Detergent, Dryer Sheets, dirty laundry containers, hangers, moth balls. 

Trash Bags

Cleaners (Room, Floor and Kitchen)

Pet Food, Pet Supplies, Pet Toys

Home Decoration, Crafts, Books, DVD’s, Cell Phone Chargers/ Cases,Gift Ideas and much more.

 THEY ALSO TAKE BRAND COUPONS!!!

Dollar Tree should be your VERY Best Friend if you are on a small monthly budget… or just like getting good deals.

Sugar Tote Essentials!

Alright, so I’ve had a few questions on what a sugar tote should include, so here it is 💁🏻!

1) make up pouch: concealer, foundation, powder, lipstick, eye liner, & beauty blender

2) wallet: ID/ License, $50 cash, debit/ credit cards, metro cards

3) toiletries pouch: Tooth brush, tooth paste, deodorant, body spray, gum/ mints, lube, 2-3 condoms, make up wipes, feminine wipes, ibuprofen/ midol, tampons/ pads, hair brush, & lotion
[all of which can be found in travel sizes from target/ Walmart/ wherever]

4) a small pocket knife &/ or mace [if you feel necessary]

5) clean panties (PLEASE)

You should always have these things in your tote because you never know when you’ll need these. Your make up or hair may mess up from intimacy. You may want to freshen up after intimacy so you don’t look like you just got dicked down real good few hours ago. Also, I cannot stress this enough, MAKE SURE YOUR PHONE IS ON/ NEAR YOU AT ALL TIMES! Always give someone your location or GPS location via Find My Friends. Have that designated friend on speed dial. If you want your identity to be concealed from your POT/ SD hide your DL/ ID/ Student ID behind other cards or in other unusual compartments of your wallet. I’ve had a SD venture into my wallet while I was in the bathroom, his excuse was I was putting some money in there. LOL SO CARELESS OF ME!

Make sure you have flats, sweats, a tee shirt, hoodie, and running shoes in your car. You never know when they can come in handy.

Good luck & stay safe sugar babies!

xoxo JeSuisFaux xoxo

What’s in my Nurse bag?

Inspired by @nursegif, I put together a little bag full of goodies! I plan on bringing this bag everywhere I go, not just those long shifts. It’s portable and chock full of on-the-go travel size necessities. The little bag itself was only $10 and while spacious, is very practical.

Make sure your bag is convenient for you. You never know when you’ll need some of these items! For example, I have panic disorder. I randomly get diarrhea, I get sweaty, and as you can imagine, it’s unpleasant.  Imodium and feminine wipes to the rescue!

Medication:

·         Cortizone-10 cream

·         Neosporin ointment

·         Pepto-Bismol caps

·         Aleve tablets

·         Tylenol tablets

·         Imodium tablets

Hygiene:

·         Floss

·         Hand sanitizer

·         Wet wipes

·         Feminine wipes

·         Pads & tampons 

Beauty:

·         Matte shine control powder

·         Moisturizing lotion 

·         Bobby pins

·         Dry shampoo

·         Mints

·         Deodorant

·         Hairspray

·         Eye drops

·         Make-up removing wipes

·         Nail clippers & tweezers

·         Moisturizing lip balm 

Miscellaneous:

·         Tissues

·         Bandaids

·         Tide stain remover wipes

·         Pair of latex-free gloves

Other things you could include: money, pen & note pad, zip-lock baggies, a snack bar, extra phone charger, gum, q-tips, hair ties, sanitizing hand wipes, and kids & adult allergy medication

… no offense but Peak Phandom time was spring 2015… like sorry i don’t make the rules but we had 2 weeks of japhan and accidental tweet likes up the hoohaw causing wedding drama and the mysterious isle of man trip that got exposed as Take Your BF To Father’s Day Vacation and who can forget when dan left a bottle of lube and feminine wipes in a video like holy shit we all… and new fics on the daily and man the 2009 phan song + the others and the phan dating sim and can we not forget the shitstorm of tabinof and the best blogger to have ever been here fucking lavitaricca making THE BEST posts i’d ever read… the first true Demon Phannie™ on here like y’all weren’t ready for her that’s why she gone… and man 8tracks wasn’t us only yet and the phan playlists were fire and basically 2015 was Lit and if you weren’t here for it i’m sorry

Rant time: Why does the media feed into the portrayal of masculinity being SO FRAGILE. Just watched a commercial in which a Dad accidentally used a Summers Eve feminine wipe on his son while changing his diaper and he was so traumatized that he took his infant son on a series of asinine “manly” adventures to….I dunno “man up” after the horror of touching a “feminine” product. Yes, take your baby to a biker bar, take him sky diving RESTORE HIS MASCULINITY AFTER A FEMININE PRODUCT TOUCHED HIS 4 MONTH OLD BUTT. So funny haha.

Originally posted by mulder-pls

The Canadian Contingent -- A SoMa First Date

This fic is dedicated to l0chn3ss​, ash-is-boss​, and all the people whose birthdays I never wrote fics for. I hope this 7k fic makes up for it.
I present an adaptation of the pilot episode “Gavin and Stacey,” starring Where'sMyTidePen!Soul, SmallTownGirl!Maka, Where'sMyLeatherWhip!Liz, and DennisReynolds!Wes. Guest starring Black Star, Spirit, and Free.

Maka: Stop it! Everybody’s looking at me!

Soul: not my fault you got a dirty laugh.

Maka: ah;lshdalkshfslk It is your fault!

Maka turned her cellphone face down and covered her mouth to stifle her giggles. She should really know better than to chat with Soul on the theater’s time, but with all the excitement bubbling in her stomach, who could blame her? Six months after they first stumbled upon each other, the two were finally going to be in the same country, the same city. Even though he lived all the way in the United States, it never felt like he was that far away at all. Now, on the eve of their first in-person meeting, she felt closer to him than ever.

Once she composed herself, Maka returned to the box office window, where she had a full line of patrons patiently waiting for her to scan their tickets. She smiled as if she hadn’t spontaneously burst into hysterics, and the man at the front of the line smiled back as if he hadn’t seen a thing.

After scanning and tearing five tickets, a short elderly woman approached the counter. “Hiya love,” the old woman said, sliding her ticket into the booth. “Were you just talking to the boy you’re meeting on that blind date?”

Maka didn’t question how the old woman knew about her date. Niagara-on-the-Lake was a small enough town where everyone’s plans and secrets were openly discussed at the check-out line of the supermarket. Knowing her father, everyone from the neighbors to the bartender at the local pub knew about her upcoming journey.

“Oh, it’s not a blind date,” Maka said. “We’ve been talking for six months. But yeah, I’m meeting him tomorrow in Times Square! I can’t even believe it, to be honest.”

She slid the ticket across the table, and as the old lady collected the stub she pointed a gnarled finger at Maka. “Just remember, don’t go giving him too much on the first night.”

Cocking her head to the side, Maka asked, “Really?”

“Well,” the crone said thoughtfully. “No, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Just don’t go selling him the whole farm.”

“Ah, thanks,” Maka said with a sincere smile. As the old woman slowly made her way out of line, Maka flipped over her cellphone so she could tap out a new message.

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I will always take care of you (V)

You walked to your favorite place in the city. It was a bookshop but also a cafe. People could buy something to drink while reading. You went to that place everytime you felt stressed, or sometimes when you needed to be alone.

Well, actually that’s pretty contradictive, since you’re the “weirdo” in your school and you are most of the time alone in your house because your parents are divorced and your mom is always at work.

So you just walked there to spend some nice time with yourself.

That time you were searching for a book in specific and you finally found it…2 heads over yours. How in the world could you reach it? You searched for a stair, but there wasn’t any of them around. You tried to reach it with  your hand standing in your tiptoes, but you were still away for it.

“Need help?”

It was the sound of a deep but sweet voice next to you. You found a hand reaching for the book and giving it to you. You grabbed it and looked to him. It was a tall guy (or at least, he was taller than you) with a pale skin. A heart-shaped smile that inmediatly called your atention, and spark in his eyes, that were looking right to yours.

“I’m Taehyung by the way.”

“______”

“Nice to meet you”

You sat down and he invited you to a coffee. You didn’t even read the book, his company was beautiful. He was very funny and sweet with you. You laughed the whole day. He had to leave, so he gave you his number, a kiss on your cheek and left. He suddenly became your best friend and you went with him to this place at least one time at month. It was the only day you could escape from the bullshit that your life was, and you could be with someone you loved.

Taehyung compleated your life, even though you didn’t have any romantic interess in him.  

Two years later he moved to your school, so you spended a lot of time toegether. You didn’t care that people thought you were weird. Yes, you were, but at least you were weird with him. You always walked to your house toegether after school and every Thursday he went back at 6 pm to take you to the bookshop for a coffee.

You were walking in the school when Taehyung came and covered your eyes.

“Bu” He said and you giggled. “How are you ___-ah?”

“Im fine, how are you?”

“I’m good”

He smiled.

“What class do you have now?”

“Sports..”

“Oh, good luck. See you later.”

He kissed your cheek and walked to his class. You sighed, walked to the locker room to change your clothes to the sport uniform.

After a class that was hell, you walked to change, and you found your locker full of red-painted feminine wipes. It was obvious that there were just acrilics, not blood, but it still pissed you off. You searched for your clothes that weren’t there, trying to ignore the laughs, and you finally found them in the toilet, wet.

You couldn’t just walk outside with that uniform, with a miniskirt, so you called Taehyung and waited for him in the empty room. Everyone had left with videos and with the news that you were half-naked in the girls room, with wet clothes. You couldn’t help but cry…

You heard the door.

“Taehyung-ah?” You whispered.

“Look what we have here”

Min Yoongi, the leader of the class, a big bastard.

“Wow, that fits you really well.”

He came closer and pulled your skirt a bit up. You moved away, but you were against the locker.

“Hey guys, come here!”

Another two boys came in. Park Jimin and Jung Hoseok.

“Let’s share” Yoongi said, while them, with a smirk, walked closer.

You couldn’t escape. You were surrounded by them, and they were getting closer and closer. Suddenly, you felt Hoseok hands grabbing your butt and Jimin’s hands in your chest, while Yoongi kissed your neck. You were crying a lot.

Yoongi’s hand moved to your panties, and suddenly the door opened. They freezed, and let you go, while you became a little ball in the corner of the room. You heard punches, screams and saw some blood. Then, the door closed and you heard steps walking toward you and you cried even more.

“It’s ok baby, it’s just me…”

Taehyung kneeled by your side and  hugged you while you cried in his chest.

“It’s ok, they left..you’re ok, they didn’t have time to do nothing bad to you…”

He held you tight in his arms until you stopped crying because you were out of tears. He gave you water and dry clothes. He covered his eyes when you changed your clothes and when you were done you hugged him again.

“Thank you…a lot… I don’t know what could have happened without you..”

“I’m glad you’re fine.”

You kissed his cheek.

“_____ I..need to tell you something…”

“Tell me Taetae.”

“I…I love you…”

“What?..”

You were surprised by his sudden confession, but it touched your heart and made you forget everything that happened in your entire life. Your only memory in your mind right now were those words.

“I…love you too…”

He kissed you softly, holding you in his arms, making you confident and showing all of his love for you.

“I will always take care of you…” He whispered.

I got a request to review some wipes a little while back, and since I was at the grocery store today and these were only two bucks for a box of 16, I thought I’d give them a shot. It is a Summer’s Eve Simply Sensitive On the Go Cleansing Cloth. I used one to freshen up after a light jog today and I guess it worked… I don’t really see the point. I guess they’d come in handy if I made a big mess, which does happen from time to time. I think these will be good for mornings I’m rushing to get to class and can’t squeeze in time for a shower.
As some one who suffers with allergies and fragrance sensitivity, I was really surprised that these didn’t give me a rash because there is a slight flowery scent, but so far everythings all good. They’re pretty compact and discreet.
So yeah, if wipes are your thing, I’d recommend this kind.

Oh and sorry to the anon who requested this if its the wrong type, the ask must have gotten deleted at some point, all I could remember was that it was for some kind of Summer’s Eve wipes.

Where’s The D? (Or The Five Times James and Nadine Were Caught... You Know)

Inspired by my favorite tweet in the universe that I will probably have carved into my grave

Rated for profanity (it’s Winter Weather today and the cold makes me potty mouthed)

Caryl

Being in Europe was a joy and a pain in the butt. She had to haul bags from airport to airport, make sure Kuya was awake, make sure he was wearing socks and he was warm enough because Ate gets really pissy when he so much as sneezes… and make sure he’s fed because he gets grumpy, and when he’s grumpy he’s like a baby clinging on to Ate, who only entertains his antics because… well she’s in love and she can’t find fault in her “habibi.”

That was one more thing she hated about Europe, the damned habibi thing was starting to get on her nerves. 

Ever since they came from Dubai the both of them have been laying it on thick with the habibi.

Habibi you’re so cute, kiss mo nga ako!

Habibi love, you can’t wear that I won’t be able to focus, I’d want to bite you!

Habibi are you cold? Do you want your sweater?

Habibi, can you put this in your pocket.

I love you habibi

Kiss, kiss, smooch smooch. 

Blech.

She doesn’t understand how their fans can stand such blatant slaps to single people, I mean can they not  understand that not everyone has a habibi?

And that sometimes they’re so sweet it hurts the teeth?

“Yes, habibi, just there, that’s perfect.”

She rolls her eyes as she opens the connecting door from the room she and Nadine share to James’ room. Ate was probably there telling James how to pack his suitcase again.

“Kayo ha, ang aga aga habibi na kayo agad.”

Then she froze as Nadine squeaked and James jerked and she was assaulted by a vision of James’ bare butt and Nadine’s legs around his shoulders and he collapsed on top of Nadine who hastily pulled the duvet over the both of them burying them under in white.

“OH MY FUCKING SHIT!”

She screamed as she closed her eyes and turned around banging her head on the wall as she tried to erase that image in her brain and then she hears Nadine’s giggles fill the room and James shushing her by a method that caused her to half squeal and half moan that she hastily covered her ears.

“Caryl get out!” James shouted from under the duvet and she walked quickly to the door, turning back to the wriggling shapes under the duvet with a dark scowl on her face.

“Mag lock kayo ng pinto sa susunod!”

Whenever they’d call each other habibi then, Caryl hits one or both of them. She doesn’t need a reminder of James’ white ass staring her in the face.

Irish

Writing a book on the two busiest people in the world is painful. Extremely excruciating because she had to adjust according to schedules, and even drive all the way to QC just to interview the both of them.

Especially now that they were fresh from Europe and Nadine was kind enough to meet her in BGC to finish their interviews.

“Asaan ang jowa mo? Buti hindi bumuntot sa’yo?”

“Nasa Valk lang, dinaanan yung friend niya na DJ, baka susunduin ko pa later.” 

“Hala, okay ka pa ba?”

“Yeah ate, sabi ko magtagal muna siya doon since we’re working and matagal na siyang di nakikita ng friends niya.”

“Iba ka talaga te, kaya mahal na mahal ka eh.”

Nadine only grinned and waved off her comments and she smiled knowingly, because Nadine was such a sweetheart and she really thinks she and James are good for each other. 

They talk a lot over the next three hours until the tea shop closes down and she goes over to the loo while Nadine calls James on her phone.

But before she can enter the stall she remembers she forgot her feminine wipes in her purse and hastily gets out to get them but as she approaches the table, she hears Nadine mumbling in her phone and she tries to quickly get her wipes without alerting Nadine to her presence but the zipper in her vanity purse catches and with a soft curse she tries to tug it free.

“Habibi, pauwi na ako, sunduin ba kita or sabay ka na lang kay Bret pauwi?… Are you sure, it’s still early. Yeah, you should stay. I’ll see you at the house okay? I know… I know but babe, you haven’t seen your friends in a long while… Don’t you think I want you inside me too? I love you too… James I am not having phone sex with you in public.” Her eyes widened as Nadine mumbled the words and she tried to tug her kit faster, not really wanting to hear this when-

“Okay but if you stay with your friends when you go home I promise to lick you up… in that way you like from your ba-”

She picked up her entire bag and ran all the way back to the toilet fanning herself. 

“Putang mga kangkerz to, walang konsiderasyon sa single na nagdudusa sa Brazilian wax.”

The next day she wakes up to multiple tags of her on James’ video in a car with his friends.

She shakes her head because if these bashers only knew that it was Nadine who made him stay and promised him a treat if he did.

Don’t worry. James and Nadine are talking to each other. They call each other Habibi.

Which was appropriate she thought. She’d even shorten it to habhab the next time she sees them both.

Clarky Boy

His masters were simple. They woke up, they rubbed his belly, picked him up and fed him.

Only this time, they seem to be late in waking up and feeding him because he was definitely hungry.

Nosing his way through the small crack in their door, he wonders at the odd sounds coming from the bed.

He raises himself up on his back legs and climbs up, but the bed was rocking so much that he was overbalanced and he drops down, wondering why there was so much shaking…

He tries again, climbing up the bed, and he sees his master, gripping the bars on the end of the bed, his eyes closed and the human who feeds him on top of him, her hands on his chest and she was moving up and down.

A loud, high pitched sound came from his master and he leapt up on the bed barking at the lady who fed him, growling at her for hurting his master when she only laughs and pats his head and the master groans and stands from his position, picking him up and holding him close.

He licks at his master’s hand, whimpering at him and his master rises from the bed and takes him outside placing him down on the floor.

His master poured kibble and milk on his bowl and set it in front of him and he attacked it with gusto.

“Clark, stay. That’s a good boy.”

He plops himself on his butt, craning his ears as his master shut the door and a few minutes later he can hear the creak of the bed springs again… but this time his master was laughing so… it can’t be too bad? Right?

Well, at least until he finished eating he can’t help him anyway.

Yassi

They were just hanging out in a game bar, just playing random board games when she feels her breath become too funky from all the onions from the tacos she consumed earlier.

Nadine and her were in the toilet, which was empty save for the both of them as no one really was around in the game lounge at this time and she was rummaging through her bag for a Tic Tac when she saw that her trusty supply was depleted. Rolling her eyes she cursed Bret for probably eating them all when they were out last night.

“Nadz, hihingi akong breath spray ha.”

“Sure Yass. Check mo sa bag ko.” Nadine answers from inside the cubicle, where she has been in for the past fifteen minutes and Yassi rolls her eyes.

“Ikaw ha, jumejebs ka ba?”

She opens Nadine’s bag and smiles at the plethora of organizers Nadine has inside her purse and she opens up the white pouch which she knows to be her first aid emergency kit, including breath sprays, alcohol and wipes.

She takes the pouch and opens it, but a piece of tissue flurries out of the pouch and into the ground.

Humming to herself she plunges her hand inside the pouch to hold it while she bends to pick up the tissue and touches something sticky inside. Quirking her brows she abandons her tissue recovery mission and looks inside the pouch for the source of the stickiness. Something must have spilled in Nadine’s pouch.

“Nadz may sticky ata na natapon sa pouch- OH MY GOD KADIRI KADIRI YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!”

Against her fingers was a knotted used up condom leaking in Nadine’s pouch and she was pretty sure she had some of James’ fluids against her hand. She let out another gruntled scream and she heard Nadine shuffling inside the stall

“Bakit, bakit?” Nadine came out of the stall in a hurry and Yassi shrieked and shoved the pouch at her and took her hand under running water, her gag reflex being activated at the thought of James’ semen against her hands and she glared at Nadine.

Nadine opens her pouch, sees the condom and bursts out laughing. 

“Putang ina niyo, gago ang haliparot niyo hindi mo man lang tinapon sa basurahan, fuck Nadine.”

“Mahirap na baka may pumulot pa.”

“Puta saan niyo nagawa yan magkakasama tayo all the time.”

“Yassi, you don’t want to know.”

“Hindi naman kayo nawala ah, the only time na sabay kayong nawala is when kinuha ni Jaye yung cards sa car… YUCK NADINE! I GET INSIDE YOUR CAR, I SIT IN THE BACK! YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING ALL THIS TIME THERE?”

Nadine winked saucily at her and handed her the bottle of breath spray.

“James is very good in tight spaces. Very good, if you know what I mean.”

Yassi shrieks again and keeps her hand under water before pumping a generous amount of soap from the dispenser into her hand.

“Haliparot niyo.”

Nadine winks cheekily at her and she laughs helplessly, somehow finding their bunny fucking behavior really cute.

Liza and Quen

“Did you have fun?”

“Yeah, it was cool, getting to see them, even though I’m really sleepy now… Quen?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m pretty sure that’s James and Nadine.”

He turns to look at the direction Liza was pointing at and sees James and Nadine entering a janitor’s closet near the dressing rooms, with Nadine biting her lip and tugging James by the shirt front.

He laughs as Liza flushes beside him giggling behind her hand.

“Kaya nahuhuli tong dalawang ito eh. What do we do?”

Liza turns to him and shakes her head.

“We have to help them then… I honestly don’t want Kathryn lording the fact that she made you famous over my head again when Naddie’s not there.”

“So… as usual, I guard the hall, you make the people stop coming here?”

“Yep. I don’t even want to guard the hall again. The sounds they make.”

They hear Nadine’s strangled moan of James’ name and Liza immediately turned on her heel and walked away.

“Good luck Quen!”

He takes out his ear pods and blasts his ears at full volume. This was not the first time he helped them after all.