Zoro head canon rant post.
FINALLY! I already had this in store, and now I can finally post it! Muahahaha!
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Roronoa Zoro HeadCanon RANT
- He fights a lot with Sanji because he doesn’t like that he doesn’t fight women. He’s pretty femenistic thanks to Kuina!
- He’d like to have a calm talk with Tashigi some time.
- He has a lot of nightmares.
- He sometimes takes a bath together with Chopper.
- He still waits for Sanji’s attack name Baguette.
- He wouldn’t want to have a devil fruit power, but if he had to he’d like the Cat- Fruit model Tiger.
- He’s a lot like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theorie. He has one spots he always sits in. That is his spot.
- Every chore he has to do is training to him.
- He’s the one to do the dishes in 80% of the time.
- He had to have the talk with Luffy… Three times.
- He’s no virgin.
- He doesn’t think Boa is that attractive…
- He likes cold weather.
- Zoro actually like bright clothes with patterns, but Nami doesn’t. And Nami is boss. Boss of Belly!
- His worst nightmare by now was Sanji baking him…. naked.
- He doesn’t like chocolate.
- Sanji knows about Kuina. Zoro shouted her name once in a fight and had to tell Sanji afterwards.
- He’d like to do rematches with all his oponents by now.
- Exept for that cat brothers from Syrop village. They were awkward.
- He thought about getting an eyepatch, but Nami said no.
- He and Namionce had a very bad fight about his earrings.
Both of them had bruises afterwards (Nami only because some of the things she threw at Zoro came back to her) and Sanji was super pissed. So he started another fight with Zoro right afterwards, but Zoro was pissed as well and just punched him in the face with full strengh.
The topic earrings is a no-go ever since. Dead. Just don’t!
- He reads a lot, but can’t seem to remember anything from a newspaper.
- He knows a lot od useless stuff. As soon as he’s drunk he tells everything he knows. Robin is fascinated.
- He hums while fishing.
- He always eats up. No matter what lies on his plate.
- He started drinking when he was 16.
- He eats everything (as already written), but prefers dishes with a lot of protein.
- He likes to throw people.
- He doesn’t like the smell of hairspray.
- He can’t really dance. But he has rythm, he’d be a good drummer.
- He once hit Usopp with one of his dumbbells on accident.
- He can play the guitar when drunk.
- He swims after the Sunny as training.
- The first few days he didn’t look Sanji in the eye, but could only see the eyebrow.
- He hates to do phone calls.
- He likes candle light.
- He is able to sense a change of weather, but can’t exactly interpret them like Nami.
- He writes letters for Kuina and burns them afterwards.
- even though he doesn’t think it’ll ever happen…
He’d like to have three children: One son and two daughters.
- He’d like to call one of them Kuina.
- He can’t draw.
- He doesn’t like red wine.
- He likes sunsets.
- Robin cuts his hair because he doesn’t trust anybody else with it.
- Drugs have no effect on him.
- The one and only laughing flash he had was when Sanji came into the kitchen and banged his head on a pan, slipped and grabbed a hot pot, let go of his knife and had it stuck in his shoe, just like in a comic.
- Funfact: Zoro was the one who had misplaced the pan the night before.
- He doesn’t eat when he isn’t satisfied with his training. Sanji hates that.
- Women actually really like him. Sanji hates that.
- If he drove a car, it’d be an Impala.
- He once nearly choked on rock candy.
I hope you like it! :D