…but Scooby’s All-Star Laff-A-Lympics does, in fact, exist.
Even worse… it’s the next series for us to go through.
Basically, in 1977, Hannah-Barbera thought it would be a reeeaaally good idea to make a show where all their characters competed in olympic-like events!
Spoiler: it was not a very good idea.
The three teams, divided up into “vaguely Scooby-related characters,” “vaguely Yogi-related characters,” and “all the bad guys,” earn points, and shenanigans ensue.
Don’t get your hopes up. They’re the lamest shenanigans ever.
And, y’know, when during your show’s intro, you already have two gratuitous hairs you forgot to clean off the glass… it doesn’t exactly instill the viewer with confidence.
Most of the show is just cutting to one of their irritating characters, and having them say whatever their horrible catchphrase is.
Seriously, in the first episode, that gosh darn rabbit must have said “braaack” 7 freakin’ times. If I see him in real life, so help me, I’m tearing his throat out and placing it above my door as a warning to obnoxious rabbits everywhere.
…but then again, Scooby looks baked as all get out in the title screen, so maybe there’s hope for this series yet.