fem!dean

Genderbent Winchesters

Why am I thinking of this…… just why…. There’s no rhyme or reason for it. I’m supposed to be writing a philosophy paper….. 

Dean(na)

  • 5′8″ (she will argue for an extra half inch)
  • Dirty blonde hair in layers that isn’t too long. Just below shoulder length
  • Freckles across her cheeks and nose
  • Wears pretty heavy eye makeup cuz it looks damn cool
  • Eyelashes long and adorable (princess-like gaze)
  • Slim figure with rockin’ hips
  • C-cup
  • Gently loose shirts, never baggy
  • The tightest of jeans for style (and also comfort because hell yeah she can move and hunt in them)
  • Dark brown combat boots
  • Calls sister a horde of nicknames (Sam, Sammy, Samster)
  • Does and will wear Sam’s hoodies because they’re spacious and cozy
  • Squirmy sleeper
  • Never sings in her proper octave
  • Scarily skilled at mimicking singers whilst singing along to the classics in the Impala
  • Can fall asleep anywhere. It’s a gift, really
  • Sweeps the guys (and ladies) off their feet with flirting fit enough for a cheesy 90s movie
  • Drinks like a monster
  • Can hold her liquor most of the time
  • Tries to remember all the good sex she’s had
  • Bosses Sam around all the time
  • Much to the chagrin of the other
  • Will die for Sam
  • If anyone nasty tries to pick her up, she swiftly beats the shit out of them without batting an eye
  • Will destroy anyone gross who hits on Sam
  • Cuddler to the extreme

Sam(antha)

  • 5′10″
  • Hair is wavy (curly depending on the weather, how she slept on it, or if she leaves her hair wet after the shower) and on the longer side
  • Puts hair in ponytail or bun often
  • Blush always on cheeks, with or without makeup
  • Has a mole on her inner left cheek close to nose 
  • D-cup
  • Fuller figure compared to her sister; much more muscle
  • Wears layers often
  • Likes to stay warm since she gets cold easily
  • Jeans range from skinny to looser at the cuffs
  • But she ain’t afraid to break out the leggings every once and a while
  • Exercise is life
  • Healthy eating is also life
  • Suffers through sister’s nicknames but strikes back with a few of her own (De, Anna, DeDe)
  • Gets to tough work on cases first
  • Shy demeanor and precious smile according to the ever-teasing older sister
  • Dimples noticeable enough to cut a bitch (not really they’re soft and deep)
  • Sleeps like a rock; doesn’t move an inch
  • Bad hair days are frequent
  • Lets De do her makeup when they’re going out to investigate and chit chat
  • Says she hates it and thinks it’s annoying
  • Secretly loves the way De does her eyeliner
  • Is a beanie wearer in cold weather
  • Can hold her own in bars but it is nice to have De there for support
  • Doesn’t have sex often but she fucks a guy up and leaves him wanting more every damn time
  • Forcibly tells sister she cannot sing
  • For the last time
  • Stop
  • You suck
  • Driving the Impala is a privilege
  • Can handle blades pretty damn well 

Happy Galentine’s Day! Have a fluffy college!au with fem!destiel

“Pssst. Cas. Caaaaaaaas. CAS!”

Cas pries one eye open and glares at her roommate. Deanna’s hair is a tangled mess and there are pillow lines indented in her cheeks but she’s got a smile that threatens to split her face and Cas knows she’s in for some trouble.

“What?” she growls. 

“It’s brunch time! Come on, get up!”

The one eye falls closed and Cas turns her face back into her pillow. “Fuck off.”

“But Cas! It’s Galentine’s Day!” The bed shifts as Deanna invites herself in and burrows into Cas’s side. “It’s the best day of the year and I have everything ready.”

“Wanna sleep,” Cas groans.

“I made you coffee,” Deanna tries to tempt.

“Sleep.”

“And we have mimosas.”

“Go away.”

The cheeriness cuts like a switch. “And chocolate chip waffles.”

Cas lurches. “I’m up.”

Deanna springs from the bed with a fist in the air. “Knew that would get you. Hurry up before everything goes cold.”

Cas struggles to separate herself from her sheets but the scent of Columbian roast catches her nose and she follows it into the living room. Deanna is parked in her spot on the couch and smiles smugly before gesturing to the coffee table that is now operating as an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. 

There are waffles, bacon, sausage, some kind of egg casserole dish, and-

“Did you make crepes?” Cas asks mostly in awe as she takes her seat.

“I had some extra time,” Deanna shrugs.

“How long have you been awake?”

“Four hours.”

Cas stares at her and Deanna quirks a shameless smile. “Wow.”

“Shut up and drink your coffee,” Deanna says and passes Cas her bee mug. “Now, it’s time for the best part.” She finds the remote and pulls up Netflix, scrolling to their recently watched queue where “Parks and Recreation” is always waiting for them. 

“It’s seasons two, ep-” Cas starts.

“Episode sixteen,” Deanna finishes and she finds the episode and clicks. She looks at Cas smugly. “You think I could forget this shit?”

Cas raises a hand in surrender and sips her coffee.

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To continue the femmeslash trend, here are some uncalled for headcanons:

Dean
• probably thick af
• no seriously, that girls booty is poppin, she’s got some big ol titties and a super cute little pudgy belly
• hair is long bc she can’t be bothered to cut it, but it’s always up and out of the way
• wears whatever the fuck she wants
• loves lingerie

Cas
•probs pr fit
• like she most likely works out and runs in her spare time
• definitely does yoga
• business casual
• small, perky tits
• not a fan of bras but doesn’t mind lacy bralettes

Sam
• this bitch’s hair is long as fuck
• super tall, super athletic
• holy thunder thighs sam could snap a fuckboys neck
• nerdy, def wears glasses and messy buns
• honestly either dresses super fucking preppy OR wears like athletic clothing all the time
• ass is on fire in a pair of leggings just saying

sometimes when i think about fem!dean i like to picture her as really small and imagine the Winchesters hunting and Sam barreling through the door at 5′11 all big and intimidating and knocking the wind out of monsters with her height alone but then THEN comes Deanna, five feet of pure terror and attitude and stupid one-liners “HEY PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE” she shouts at a man whose belly button is at her eye level right before she tears him half because she might be small but she’s vicious and she’s fast as hell and ALWAYS ANGRY like how does she even contain that much anger in such a tiny body it can’t be healthy

and Cas (who is also in a female body for reasons, about 5′6, 5′7) is highly confused and amused by the tiny human who has to throw her head all the way back just to look Cas is the eye while calling her a “bag of dicks” whenever Cas and the other angels do something Deanna doesn’t approve of and watching the two of them fight is hilarious to Sam because Deanna’s fury propels her to her tippy toes while Cas almost has to squat if she wants to scream in Deanna’s face which she does to scare Deanna away but Deanna never backs off. 

In fact, they’re in that exact awkward positioning, Deanna calling Cas a giant “glorified self-righteous turkey,” when they kiss for the first time and Sam promptly flees the room because the two women are grabbling to find an even playing field because Deanna is trying to pull Cas down while Cas is lifting Deanna up and Deanna isn’t having it “I’m not a fucking baby, Cas” so Cas concedes by lowering them both on the bed and — yeah, okay, being horizontal makes kissing a lot easier… kissing and many other things…

Supernatural needs a genderbend episode

With Amber Heard as Dean

and Missy Peregrym as Sam

and Zooey Deschanel as Castiel

I want a canonical genderbend episode and nothing you say can change my mind

Episode Concept:

A woman is found in the bunker, lost and confused with no memory of who she is or where she came from. She is just there. The boys bury themselves in research whilst Cas looks at her oddly. He is sure that he has met her before but can’t figure out where.
She slowly warms to both Cas and Sam and both of them feel like they know her and that she is trustworthy. Dean however doesn’t like her, doesn’t like the way she laughs and jokes with his little brother and he certainly doesn’t like the way she is flirting with Cas… 

Throughout the action and the drama (maybe the woman brought a monster along with her from wherever she came from) much to Dean’s annoyance she becomes closer and closer to Sam and more so even to Cas. The woman bonds with Castiel in a way no one has since Dean himself, and Castiel seems rather taken with her too. Dean is obviously jealous of the pair (in that subtle subtextual way the show likes to use so much) and it all kicks off when Dean accidentally sees them sharing a passionate kiss.

Castiel is rather shocked himself that the woman was so forward but he can’t deny that he has feelings for her, though in a very confusing way. Castiel ponders this new development whilst Dean broods and Sam frantically looks for a resolution to this new madness they have got wrapped up in. 

When the climatic fight is over and the boys find out what the monster had stolen from the mystery woman, all is resolved. The woman’s younger sister was being held hostage by the monster, along with the woman’s memories. 

She reveals herself as Deanna. she followed her sister Samantha into the monsters trap on a hunt and was transported to an alternate universe. Needless to say everyone is surprised. Not least of all Castiel, who realises why he had such strong feelings for her. The sisters are able to reopen the portal to their universe and bid farewell to the boys. Though not before Cas gets a kiss goodbye and Dean gets a wink. Leaving Dean even more confused than before.

Nothing more is mentioned about the whole situation other than a knowing look from Sam and a slightly awkward pat on the shoulder between Cas and Dean. The episode ends with a lingering shot on Dean’s face as he watches Cas walk away. His confusion is evident on his face. An audience of general viewers wonder what the hell that was all about. Misha tweets something entirely inappropriate and Jensen flirts with him about it. The episode breaks Tumblr. The writers work is done… for now…

I hadn’t realized how badly I needed a rule 63 spn episode until now (つд`)

But srsly just imagine the fem!boys walking around and noticing how people treat them differently and it would just be an awesome crush-the-patriarchy episode and OMG I NEED IT NOW IT BETTER HAPPEN (also am I the only one who thinks fem!dean would still keep her hair short?)