Happy Galentine’s Day! Have a fluffy college!au with fem!destiel
“Pssst. Cas. Caaaaaaaas. CAS!”
Cas pries one eye open and glares at her roommate. Deanna’s hair is a tangled mess and there are pillow lines indented in her cheeks but she’s got a smile that threatens to split her face and Cas knows she’s in for some trouble.
“What?” she growls.
“It’s brunch time! Come on, get up!”
The one eye falls closed and Cas turns her face back into her pillow. “Fuck off.”
“But Cas! It’s Galentine’s Day!” The bed shifts as Deanna invites herself in and burrows into Cas’s side. “It’s the best day of the year and I have everything ready.”
“Wanna sleep,” Cas groans.
“I made you coffee,” Deanna tries to tempt.
“And we have mimosas.”
The cheeriness cuts like a switch. “And chocolate chip waffles.”
Cas lurches. “I’m up.”
Deanna springs from the bed with a fist in the air. “Knew that would get you. Hurry up before everything goes cold.”
Cas struggles to separate herself from her sheets but the scent of Columbian roast catches her nose and she follows it into the living room. Deanna is parked in her spot on the couch and smiles smugly before gesturing to the coffee table that is now operating as an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.
There are waffles, bacon, sausage, some kind of egg casserole dish, and-
“Did you make crepes?” Cas asks mostly in awe as she takes her seat.
“I had some extra time,” Deanna shrugs.
“How long have you been awake?”
Cas stares at her and Deanna quirks a shameless smile. “Wow.”
“Shut up and drink your coffee,” Deanna says and passes Cas her bee mug. “Now, it’s time for the best part.” She finds the remote and pulls up Netflix, scrolling to their recently watched queue where “Parks and Recreation” is always waiting for them.
“It’s seasons two, ep-” Cas starts.
“Episode sixteen,” Deanna finishes and she finds the episode and clicks. She looks at Cas smugly. “You think I could forget this shit?”
Cas raises a hand in surrender and sips her coffee.
To continue the femmeslash trend, here are some uncalled for headcanons:
• probably thick af
• no seriously, that girls booty is poppin, she’s got some big ol titties and a super cute little pudgy belly
• hair is long bc she can’t be bothered to cut it, but it’s always up and out of the way
• wears whatever the fuck she wants
• loves lingerie
•probs pr fit
• like she most likely works out and runs in her spare time
• definitely does yoga
• business casual
• small, perky tits
• not a fan of bras but doesn’t mind lacy bralettes
• this bitch’s hair is long as fuck
• super tall, super athletic
• holy thunder thighs sam could snap a fuckboys neck
• nerdy, def wears glasses and messy buns
• honestly either dresses super fucking preppy OR wears like athletic clothing all the time
• ass is on fire in a pair of leggings just saying
sometimes when i think about fem!dean i like to picture her as really small and imagine the Winchesters hunting and Sam barreling through the door at 5′11 all big and intimidating and knocking the wind out of monsters with her height alone but then THEN comes Deanna, five feet of pure terror and attitude and stupid one-liners “HEY PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE” she shouts at a man whose belly button is at her eye level right before she tears him half because she might be small but she’s vicious and she’s fast as hell and ALWAYS ANGRY like how does she even contain that much anger in such a tiny body it can’t be healthy
and Cas (who is also in a female body for reasons, about 5′6, 5′7) is highly confused and amused by the tiny human who has to throw her head all the way back just to look Cas is the eye while calling her a “bag of dicks” whenever Cas and the other angels do something Deanna doesn’t approve of and watching the two of them fight is hilarious to Sam because Deanna’s fury propels her to her tippy toes while Cas almost has to squat if she wants to scream in Deanna’s face which she does to scare Deanna away but Deanna never backs off.
In fact, they’re in that exact awkward positioning, Deanna calling Cas a giant “glorified self-righteous turkey,” when they kiss for the first time and Sam promptly flees the room because the two women are grabbling to find an even playing field because Deanna is trying to pull Cas down while Cas is lifting Deanna up and Deanna isn’t having it “I’m not a fucking baby, Cas” so Cas concedes by lowering them both on the bed and — yeah, okay, being horizontal makes kissing a lot easier… kissing and many other things…
A woman is found in the bunker, lost and confused with no memory
of who she is or where she came from. She is just there. The boys bury
themselves in research whilst Cas looks at her oddly. He is sure that he has
met her before but can’t figure out where.
She slowly warms to both Cas and Sam and both of them feel like they know her
and that she is trustworthy. Dean however doesn’t like her, doesn’t like the way
she laughs and jokes with his little brother and he certainly doesn’t like the
way she is flirting with Cas…
Throughout the action and the drama (maybe the woman brought a
monster along with her from wherever she came from) much to Dean’s annoyance she
becomes closer and closer to Sam and more so even to Cas. The woman bonds with
Castiel in a way no one has since Dean himself, and Castiel seems rather taken
with her too. Dean is obviously jealous of the pair (in that subtle subtextual
way the show likes to use so much) and it all kicks off when Dean accidentally
sees them sharing a passionate kiss.
Castiel is rather shocked himself that the woman was so forward
but he can’t deny that he has feelings for her, though in a very confusing way.
Castiel ponders this new development whilst Dean broods and Sam frantically
looks for a resolution to this new madness they have got wrapped up in.
When the climatic fight is over and the boys find out what the
monster had stolen from the mystery woman, all is resolved. The woman’s younger
sister was being held hostage by the monster, along with the woman’s
She reveals herself as Deanna. she followed her sister Samantha
into the monsters trap on a hunt and was transported to an alternate universe.
Needless to say everyone is surprised. Not least of all Castiel, who realises
why he had such strong feelings for her. The sisters are able to reopen the
portal to their universe and bid farewell to the boys. Though not before Cas
gets a kiss goodbye and Dean gets a wink. Leaving Dean even more confused than
Nothing more is mentioned
about the whole situation other than a knowing look from Sam and a slightly
awkward pat on the shoulder between Cas and Dean. The episode ends with a
lingering shot on Dean’s face as he watches Cas walk away. His confusion is
evident on his face. An audience of general viewers wonder what the hell that
was all about. Misha tweets something entirely inappropriate and Jensen flirts
with him about it. The episode breaks Tumblr. The writers work is done… for
I hadn’t realized how badly I needed a rule 63 spn episode until now (つд｀)
But srsly just imagine the fem!boys walking around and noticing how people treat them differently and it would just be an awesome crush-the-patriarchy episode and OMG I NEED IT NOW IT BETTER HAPPEN (also am I the only one who thinks fem!dean would still keep her hair short?)