You chucked me out like I was trash, For that you should be dead— But! But! But! Then it hit me like a flash, What if High School went away instead’ Those assholes are the key! They’re keeping you away from me! They made you blind, messed up your mind But I can set you free!
With the news of Spider-Man going back to Marvel I feel the need to fancast!
Before we begin I must say this. NO. FUCKING. ORIGIN! WE HAVE SEEN IT TWICE! We do not need to see it for a third time. If you must show the origin, do what you did for The Incredible Hulk and have the origin be told in the opening, that’s it problem solved.
Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Original choice for Spider-Man/Peter Parker Dylan O’Brien
or Josh Hutcherson as Spider-ManPeter Parker
Donald Glover as Miles Morales/Spider-Man
Annasophia Robb as Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen
Stefanie Scott as Mary Jane Watson
My choices for MJ before Tom Holland’s casting who would be too old for Tom’s Peter
Jane Levy as Mary Jane Watson
Holland Roden as Mary Jane Watson
Meryl Streep as May Parker
Bruce Greenwood as Ben Parker(only in flashbacks)
Freddie Highmore as Harry Osborn
Liam Hemsworth as Flash Thompson/Agent Venom
Amber Heard as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat
or Eliza Dushku as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat
JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson
Danny Glover as Robbie Robertson
Zooey Deschanel as Betty Brant
Vincent D’Onofrio as Kingpin/Wilson Fisk
Ralph Fienes as Chameleon
Jason Isaacs as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin
Christoph Waltz as Otto Octavius/Doc Ock
My first choice for Doc Ock may he rest in peace Alan Rickman as Otto Octavius/Doc Ock
Felicia Hardy is pretty brave. I wouldn’t borrow money from the Kingpin. I’d be scared that if anything went wrong, Wilson Fisk might go all episode 4 of Daredevil and take my head off with a car door.
TODAY IN THEATRE HISTORY: In 2005, after being talked up for weeks by talk show host Oprah Winfrey, who is one of the producers, the musical adaptation of Alice Walker’s novel The Color Purple debuts on Broadway. LaChanze, who plays Celie, will go on to win the 2006 Tony Award as Best Actress in a Musical.
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