feet and hair

Tangled au: Pidgance Headcanons
  • When Lance wakes up in the tower, he’s in udder shock. Not because he’s somehow tied up, or even the fact that there’s dozens of feet of hair around him, it’s because Pidge is so short.
  • Instead of calling her Blondie, like it is in the movie, Lance calls her Shortie. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
  • When she asks him to take her to see the lights, he first declines. But once he sees her serious side, he changes his mind. Pidge might not seem like it, but she’s very intimidating.
  • Once they get out of the tower, Lance stands back and watches Pidge’s excitement to finally be outside. He wouldn’t admit it, but he thought it was kinda cute..
  • He snapped out of that real quick though once she started getting her hair tangled everywhere.
  • Lance would carry parts of her hair as they walked, even when Pidge demanded him not to.
  • Throughout the forest, Pidge would point to random objects and Lance wouldn’t hesitate to answer all her questions. Eventually, she asked something that left him shocked.
  • “What’s that?”
  • “A river..”
  • “What’s a river?”
  • Lance pulled her off the trail and headed towards it. He’d come to these all the time as a kid, and this was the kickstarter for his love for water. And she’s never seen one? Not on his watch
  • “This is a river.”
  • “Why’s there water in it?
  • “That’s what a river is-flowing water.”
  • “Wait, water flows? Where does it go?”
  • Poor Pidge wasn’t educated about the simplest of things because Haggar feared that would motivate her to run away.
  • “Y’know? It flows to lakes or the ocean.”
  • “Oh ok, I’ve heard of those. I just haven’t seen any before.”
  • “What? Why?!”
  • “I lived in a tower my whole life, remember?”
  • “Oh.”
  • A part of Lance wants to show her some, but that’s not part of the plan. Why is he getting so caught off track? The goal was to take her to the lanterns, get the crown back, and be on his way. Right?
  • Lance decides to take Pidge to the Snuggly Duckling. Hopefully, that will help him get his thoughts in order. But until they get there..
  • “You do drink water though, right Shortie?”
  • “I’m not that much of an idiot, Lance.’

This was more of a little fanfic to be honest, but I’ll put it out there. I’m in such a Pidgance mood and will post more headcanons tonight!