Kyle: Hey Keith, it’s me. The spirit. You’ve always been my favourite, you see. We’re both genetically engineered kids, we have the same hair colour and dark blue eyes, our names start with K, our parents’ names start with L and C, we both met our future spouses as teens, should I go on? Anyways, I just wanted to express my condolences. Unfortunately, I don’t know how it feels, because I passed away before Lyra, but still.
Keith: It’s fine. You’re my great-great-grandpa, right? Let me show you our family tree.
Kyle: Whoa! I can’t believe all of these are my descendants! I created a small Fletcher universe with my own… um, hands! By the way, who’s this girl over here?
Keith: My granddaughter Irene.
Kyle: Tell her that she’s special. And might become the last hope.
so i’m reading harry potter now (thats right, i’m doing all your childhood classics while i’m an adult i have my reasons)
I’m just super annoyed about snapes character because he is such an asshole. Like he didn’t have to be such an asshole, he coul’ve been a mean teacher who still, you know, actually promotes teaching and learning his damn stupid through all his complaints that no ones good at it
Like, i get he couldn’t’ve been a nice character, espically to Harry, because he was a double spy and had to act like Voldemorts supports wanted, espically with people like Malfoy in his class. But he didn’t have to be such an irredeemable prick. Like he could’ve been the one guy that say Dumbledore as the malipulative wizard he was and actually warned people of that, he could’ve been an actual representation of someone who’d made a mistake duing the death eaters and realized this and decided to become a good person
But nope, for all the ways a strict-and-kinda-mean-but-not-abusive snape could’ve been, instead we just get a straight up abusive snape who thinks he’s totally justified and is honoured after the war. Like sure, he should’ve gotten a medal but he was no damn hero