The Signs As Quotes From My Journalism Class

Aries: “Get me a sugar daddy, or stab me!”

Taurus: “Am I thinking of a straight white boy or Sasquatch?”

Gemini: “Words cannot describe the joy and passion I feel towards fighting the people I’ve matched with on tinder”

Cancer: “You can do EVERYTHING sober. It’s pretty amazing.”

Leo: “I’m about to throw up, put something else in my mouth.”

Virgo: “I’ve been practicing making babies for years.”

Libra: “Chill out, it’s just drugs. ”

Scorpio: “Who needs birth control when you’ve got THIS face?”

Sagittarius: “I’m like freakin’ Gandalf with words.”

Capricorn: “I always like to bring a bomb with me when I go on a plane, because what are the chances of there being two bombs?”

Aquarius: “I just assume all old people are highly functioning alcoholics.”

Pisces: “I mean, if you choose to read 50 Shades of Gray, are you really going to be able to be able to have six 30-min group meetings discussing… sex… Wait, don’t answer that.”

Whether they are rendering crowds of onlookers speechless with their raw talent, knocking down barrier after barrier with their business ventures, standing strong for their beliefs no matter the backlash, or simply being the genuine and kind hearted people they are, these two are without a doubt exceptional individuals who made one hell of a power team. Words cannot describe the overwhelming pride we feel as we watch them grow and exceed our expectations daily. In honor of these incredible human beings here is our power team depicted as yet another killer partnership who are unapologetically themselves. Thanks to the phenomenal artist @panda-capuccino

Captive Prince & Prince’s Gambit 

by C.S Pacat 

I’ve been wanting to make a post about this series for so long. In light of the third(last) book coming out in February, I felt it was time. 

 I found out about it a little over a year ago. When I was looking into getting in to another book series. I didn’t know what to expect when I started reading, I hadn’t at the time read any LGBT literature before (other then mild subtext in some other novels I’ve read, it was never the main focus) 



here’s the book’s synopsis:

“Damen is a warrior hero to his people, and the truthful heir to the throne of Akielos, but when his half brother seizes power, Damen is captured, stripped of his identity and sent to serve the prince of an enemy nation as a pleasure slave.

Beautiful, manipulative and deadly, his new master Prince Laurent epitomizes the worst of the court at Vere. But in the lethal political web of the Veretian court, nothing is as it seems, and when Damen finds himself caught up in a play for the throne, he must work together with Laurent to survive and save his country.

For Damen, there is just one rule: never, ever reveal his true identity. Because the one man Damen needs is the one man who has more reason to hate him than anyone else..” -(source


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I don’t even have words. I literally don’t. First thought that came to mind was “Donald Trump is an ass.” But that’s not even close to how I feel about him. I cannot find words strong enough in the English language that describe how much I despise that man. 

If this man is elected President in the 2016 election, I’m getting the fuck out of America. That man legit terrifies me. 

I don’t post/talk a lot about politics because I hate politics and how they somehow always turn people against each other. But I cannot stress how important it is to vote in the 2016 election. 

Some days you will suddenly run out of words. Just like that. You have oceans to write about, but not a drop comes out. You begin on the shoulders of some words but the backspace wins. You try harder next time. And every time you try to think of a word, feelings come out. The feelings which cannot be described in words. Because there are no words for them.

Is there any word to describe the feeling I get after waking up at 1 p.m in the afternoon from twelve hours of sleep regretting why my nightmares gave up on me so early?
Or the feeling of evaporating into the air from that irrational fear I force on myself every time the reality seems too real.
Do you have a word to smash against the face of girl who wants her bruised childhood back because this world is now giving her the wounds that will never heal ?
Or the whirlpool that builds up at the back of my eyes every time I am reminded of all that I wanted to be and all that I have now become.
Is there a word for how I look at the sky every night before going to sleep for the stars are always the last thing I ever want too see.
How to express through words what I feel every time my lips bleed from all smiles I fake and all the lies I spit from the spaces between my pale teeth?
How do I define in words my desire to dissolve in the grey spaces and silent corners of a room filled with humans I see and my eyes they don’t?

Stories from the Great Prussia’s Diary: Was he right? I still want to have fun though.

Dear, Diary,

Today was Sunday, so the knights and I spent a few hours of the day in the cathedral for our long, routinely mass. It’s not too bad though. As awesome as I am, I only feel truly awesome during mass. It is during this time that I actually feel a secure sense of purpose in my existence other than to simply survive by clinging onto life by my fingertips. The music is so calming, and the words and atmosphere fill me with a feeling I cannot describe very well. It’s a good feeling, and it’s something I don’t think I normally feel. It’s sort of similar to that feeling you get when you have a full meal or two after starving for a few days, but it’s my heart, mind, and soul are that belly that starved for a few days and then get filled up. Is it completeness? Contentment? Is this what happiness is like when you feel it for long periods of time? Maybe that lame Knights Templar guy was on to something after all about the singing and stuff. Of course, I’ll never admit that to him. It would be like admitting defeat.

Now that I think about it, I guess I don’t really feel happiness too often. I mean, Gilbird makes me happy when he does cute things, some of the nights make some jokes that make me laugh, Germania used to make me feel happy when he would hug me before he… moved on, but I suppose I don’t feel happiness as much as I should. Then again, how much happiness should we feel? How many people actually feel enough happiness in their lives? I have never really thought to much about what the rest of the world is dealing with before because I’ve always been so concerned about myself. Of course, how can I protect others if I cannot protect myself first? I can’t think about them until I have dealt with everything going on around me, and these pagan souls are not going to be saved without any help. Besides, once they reach heaven, they will be happy forever, right? HA HA! I am so smart. It sucks that so many of us have to suffer in life, but if we do things right, we can be eternally happy.

But, seriously, the Knights Templar needs to lighten up a little. He is one of the few people like me who doesn’t want my head brought to his boss on a silver platter, it seems, so it would be nice if he would at least play with me a little so we could pretend like we are normal children every once in a while. That would definitely cheer us both up, I think. The same goes for the Knights Hospitaller. I mean, he used to sort of be my boss, but now I am my own thing. We are about the same age physically too, but he is always off doing his own thing unless I need help with wrestling matches (or battles). Gosh, does no one else actually want to try to experience a normal childhood at least once in our pretty much immortal lives?


The Awesome Teutonic Order

5 years today with my girl! I feel so blessed to have you in my life!! Words cannot describe how much you mean to me.. I cant wait to make more memories with you🙌 Love you 😚
#Blessed #LuckyGuy #MyGirl #YouMeGoals #Complete by kaynelawton

that-thief-girl asked:


My two favorite numbers XD.

Kristen, you are literally one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met!!

You’re clever, beautiful, kind-hearted, super talented, wise, and I could go on and on.

Even though we live miles apart, we share a connection and bond that’s impossible to break, and you always manage to make me smile and my heart warm at the sight of you :))

Words cannot describe how blessed and grateful I feel that you have come into my life and made it a bit brighter.
I am ecstatic to finally meet you in person this March!

Mistah J loves ya cupcake 🃏

This doesn’t feel like 2 years ago it feels like a whole lifetime ago. Words cannot describe how proud I am of how far he’s come in 2 years. He fell to rock bottom and he’s climbed back up again. I never left his side because once a belieber always a belieber. Through the good and bad times we’ve all come together too support him. @justinbieber I love you ❤️

Words cannot describe what I feel about this actual office conversation from Wed.:
  • Coworker:I've never heard of the Wiz. What is that?
  • Me:Um, basically the Wizard of Oz, but with an all-black cast.
  • Coworker:See, if we did that, we would be called racist.
  • Me:...uhh, that's called the original. And it is.
  • Coworker:Nuh-uh. There were black people in the original!
  • Me:...um no.
  • Coworker:what are they called? The munchkins? NO. The flying monkeys! They were black!
  • Me:even if that were true, that's not any less racist...
  • Coworker:*googles the original Wizard of Oz cast and original cast of the Wiz*
  • Coworker:I guess I never realized there weren't any black people in the first one. Why did they do that?
  • Me:because the powers that be in Hollywood were racist and for the most part still are
  • Coworker:I guess it's just something you don't think about until someone asks about it.
  • Me:Hmmm, it's almost as if we benefit from white privilege.

viinter asked:

slides u my url & a cat

send me url’s for positivity !

QUEENIE MY LOVE !! literally three different people sent me your url, because clearly people want to hear about my undying love for you.

words cannot describe how lucky I feel to have you as my best friend ?? it’s rare for me to feel as comfortable with being myself as quickly as I did with you but we just get along so well ( and you listen to my whining and the ongoing saga of my constant closecalls with being late for work so kudos to you on that ). you are just one of my absolute favourite people <33

your writing & portrayal of elsa never fails to blow me away, and I’m constantly in awe of the bazillion drabbles that you write for me. AND now we have this amazing ship, which we gush about probably more than what’s healthy and just the chemistry between our muses is just?? wOWZA. fred and elsa is my absolute otp now and I completely blame you for that. this probably isn’t all that coherent but I always cease to make sense when I start gushing.