i wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
(hey, what up girl?)
grab my glasses, i’m out the door, i’m gonna hit the city
before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
cause when i leave for the night i aint comin’ back
I love my friends so much. Looking through pictures and looking back on this year and seeing all the amazing new people who have come into my life and seeing how much stronger my bonds are with the ones who have stuck by me makes me so incredibly happy. I’m glad people have come and gone because now I have people in my life who I love so deeply and love me back just as much. People may leave your life but others who are much better for you will come to take that place. And if there is one thing I’ve learned this year it’s that.
Prompt “How long have you been standing there?” Pairing: Dean x Reader Word Count: 458 Warnings: drinking A/N: Here’s my entry for week seventeen of @one-shots-supernatural hiatus writing challenge! Hope you guys like it! Anyway, feedback is cool :)
Dej Loaf looks good. I just wanted to
acknowledge that. I don’t know what I was expecting from “Try Me”, but it’s not
what I got. Her, her new management, and brother fought her old manager…she was suppose to perform. smh
Kendrick’s performance was really dope
Mama Minaj was on stage like “What do I do now?
Do I stand like this? No…How about this? No…ok…me stand like this”
Sanah’s wig was a mess. Yea, I notice stuff like
that. You mad? LOL
Haven’t we done the “Woe is me, my husband isn’t
paying attention to me, so I date the psycho” movie enough?
Janelle…I love her. I was waiting on the
haters..It’s called evolution…It’s called empowerment
I’m a classic man
MeeK Mills gets his polos from Marshall’s…I’m
convinced. Nothing wrong with that. But he always looks like he has on the
newest Beverly Hills Polo gear.
The game…awkward moment indeed. No more (Random
moment from show)…I haven’t watched The Game since that chick Eggs was on
Chris broan and Tyga…Illum….nevermind…show
Why can’t you sing with your backup track???!
Everyone is waiting on jhene aiko…and she never
I just want Omarion to do “Touch” right now…that
was my jam
They show Rihanna on Jhene’s part…petty
They wanna be illuminati so bad…smh
Who thought it was a good idea to make a new
colonel sanders? Let’s make a new Walt Disney and see how that goes
The Weeknd and this five finger hand hair…but
people fail to realize that he is an International star. Dude is getting paid.
50 Shades of Grey and Arian Grande pretty much locked dude in for a ton of
checks that will flow for a lifetime and there after…but one thing is for sure…Abel ain’t worried about us.
I’m a huge fan of the weeknd…I just play his
music at home and just let my emotions run…usually ……wait….is he saying the f
Alicia messed the song up…Gotta take it off the “Timmy
take down” list
When Kelly messed up Destiny’s Childs’ name lol
Uncle Charlie..That guy is awesome
What you thought?!
Anthony Anderson as Sam Smith…funny
“Arriving, but definitely not coming (You know
what they mean)”…what?! This is the tagline for your new show, TVOne. Born
Again Virgin? OK…smh
When Donnie McClurkin walked on stage, the
internet did this…
Folks out here acting like Tori Kelly is on amateur
night at the Apollo. The girl is sangin’
Ugh, robin. Stop looking like you haven’t washed
your man parts…get up and move on.
Keyshia cole- People have been making “She
selling fish plates outside the awards show” jokes for years and this was your
moment. And what did you do? Let us all know that you no longer have a record
deal. Not only did you walk out looking like an Instagram bundles boutique, you
did it in a way that on you could. Kudos? Does that deserve a Kudos? I don’t
know. I mean…It’s Keyshia.
Janet Janet tribute- Ok, for years, I have said
that Ciara would do well with a “Pleasure Principle” cover…along with a full
reenactment of the video. Maybe, that would be good for her “Career”. *shrug*
Just always been something I thought. So what does BET do? They present Janet
with a “Comeback Plug” award and finds artists/dancers that haven’t had hits or
haven’t had a hit since “Body Party”….THEN…THEN…ON TOP OF IT ALL…You have
Tinashe gives us a middle school recital version of “Pleasure Principle”…and I
Then Jason Defoolo came out…and I was like…
Then Ciara came out….and I was like…
Very unclean dancing…It looked like they practiced this
Friday…and that was it. Then you have the offspring from the “That’s the way
that love goes” video slide around to the new track…man…I was done. Janet looks
What was this award for? Nicki…come on, babe.
Even if you didn’t know, you could have turned around and looked. That was a
little tacky to me.
Rihanna-You know, she actually made the show a
little more interesting. But I could have done without the 1 minute trailer. Sorry, babe. I had to say it.
Tracee and Anthony did a good job.
Smokey Robinson will always like that bachelor
uncle that has all the H*** to me. I loved his speech.
Did I talk about K.Michelle and Tamar? No? I
didn’t? Ok. It was on purpose.
Ladies, where is the book that said “Men love
booties that make you look like a toddler with a messy diaper on”?
Some people just don’t sing well live
YOU DON’T SING AN EPIC SONG IF YOU AND/OR YOUR
VOICE ISN’T JUST AS EPIC. I ALMOST THREW MY IPAD AT THE TV WHEN “If only you
knew” started. I was thinking, “Patti better come out here and save the day”. Patti stepped out there like…
The Bad Boy Tribute had me in my feelings…
great. Diddy is getting old…clearly…and that fall was epic…but let’s address
the Lawsuit elephant in the room. Where was Da Band? Danity Kane? Day 26? Carl
Thomas? Mario Winans? Hell, Cheri Dennis?! Where were they? Craig Mac!!!
Bruh!!! Like…how could you have tribute without them? Diddy didn’t want to pay
for Megabus transfers?! I’m so lost.
Fetty Wap ended the show. You know, I can
respect him. “Trap Queen” is not the ideal love song, but she’s helping him
commit a felony, so he treats her well. Plus, he had a pretty dope post about
marriage equality so we definitely see eye to…eye. Sigh…that was petty. Wasn’t it?
HONORABLE DIDN’T WANT TO MENTION GOES TO BOBBY VALENTINO for
his new role as the Fierce Ranger in Hedwig and the Angry Itch. Bruh really came out the house looking like he was going to an all-white
party in Atlanta…Comic-Con Power Rangers table…a dance battle in Dubai….looking like one of the Jacksons…bruh
doesn’t have friends.
1 What’s your sleep schedule like? 2 Have you ever fallen asleep with someone? 3 What show makes you want to yell, cry, and masturbate all within a season? 4 Who do you know that has thrown up onto someone? 5 Who do you think of most when you listen to music? 6 Who would win in a fight: A taco or a Burrito? 7 Would you last in prison? 8 Who’s your favorite person right now? 9 Favorite philosopher? 10 What was your last unpleasant experience and what made it so unpleasant? 11 What do you think happens when you die? 12 Are you content with today’s politics? 13 If you could fall asleep anywhere and not get in trouble and wake up to everything being okay, where would you sleep? 14 Where do you go/what do you do when you’re depressed? 15 Who would you set on fire? 16 After Dende became Earth’s guardian and modified the burnt out Dragon Balls created by Kami and gave Shenron the power to grant three wishes, what would you wish for after collecting all the Dragon Balls? 17 What songs/genre can you not stand and why? 18 What can someone do to make you smile/blush uncontrollably? 19 What was your last dream about? 20 How do you feel about drugs? 21 What do you do when there’s an Earthquake? 22 Where do you see yourself in 20 years? 23 What was your last job application like? 24 Any regrets? 25 If you could relive any moment of your entire existence, what moment would you relive? 26 What do you want to accomplish in life? 27 Where do you go to eat most often? 28 What disgusts you? 29 What do you find attractive in people? 30 What do you find yourself thinking about before you go to sleep? 31 Is there anything you’re looking forward two within the next month? 32 What accomplishments are you proud of? 33 Do you ever wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy? 34 Who is your favorite character to play in any video game? 35 Where do you want to go right now? 36 Do you have hope for these upcoming generations? 37 If someone politely asked you to go out on a date with them and you wanted to shut them down, how would you go about it? 38 Would you be uncomfortable if your ex called you right now? 39 Who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar? 40 What are your friends like?
Andy: Well first I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. I grab my glasses, I’m out the door, and then I hit the city… but before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack because when I leave for the night I ain’t coming back.
I get a pedicure on my toes, try on all my clothes, boys blowing up my phone…. drop top and play my favorite cd, stroll up to the party, and then I try to get a little bit tipsy.