feeling motherfucking good

"Magnus" and "Alexander"
Shadowhunters Season 1 + 2A

Alec and Magnus saying each other’s names throughout the show

season 1 (00:00-01:19) + season 2A (01:20-02:45)

Like I mean you could imagine Aphrodite as some white, thin, curvy, blonde, blue eyed lady, but like, that’s honestly overdone and not the epitome of beauty, so why not imagine her as looking like Serena Williams? Laverne Cox? Mary Lambert? *insert other pretty people that I can’t think of*

And so it was that The Joshua Tree 2017 Tour started with Larry No Fucks Given Mullen Jr strutting down the catwalk like a motherfucker. And so it also was that Larry No Fucks Given Mullen Jr ignored the crowd as he went, giving no fucks as he proceeded to slam out the intro to Sunday Bloody Sunday like the cool motherfucker that he is. I Love You, Larry No Fucks.

2

Don’t adjust your screens, it actually happened, I started training again!

While the pace wasn’t something I was proud of, getting the 5 miles completed was. The heat didn’t help, low 80s, but that was my stupidness in full effect when I decided to start my run at 2pm. Oh well, you live and learn. We’ll just say it’s a part of my “heat training” for my June triathlon in Connecticut.

Also, this trail starts less than a tenth of a mile from my apartment complex and apparently goes 12 miles out! I think I’m in love!

Okay there are officially spoilers floating around and I’m disappearing from this point on until I finish watching all thirteen episodes. I don’t wanna be spoiled and LSKDJFLSDKJFLSDKJF it’s finally time!! So if I don’t answer any messages that is why. Okay okay I might pop on to scream into a text post if my feelings become too much but that’s about it. See y’all on the other side :D

HI I FINISHED STRANGER THINGS 2 AND I HAVE. A LOT OF FEELINGS.

anonymous asked:

Jonah speaking French kinksame or kinkshame?

fucK dude definitely kinksame

I literally want this

I would love for my Beautiful Ghoulish creations to come out and show support

For our Muses to just show these miserable low life’s how Evil we can be

For The White King to Invade and Destory Whatever they hold dear and deteriorate them little by little in a painful manor.

For the Moon goddess herself ( @therosiesweetheart ) to come down and show these sinners their inner monsters and to show them the wrath of the dark side.

For the grand and mighty apostle ( @lupus-solitarius ) to sink his teeth on his victims, and rip them appart, limb by limb with his bare claws and drink their blood to hydrate himself for the next kill.

For Ded ( @dedric-vega ) to just unleash his inner darkness and let it invade their inner soul and crush it.

For the demon himself ( @vicesandblood ) to do whatever pops into your chaotic head and torture these miserable bafoons.

For the witch ( @black-suns-burn-brighter ) to place a curse that makes their existence miserable.

There’s a new Justice in town, its called Revenge…..

"And he felt comfortable with her enough to express certain things that he had inside that he probably would have kept inside if he hadn’t met somebody like her." -Norman Reedus
…..comfortable……

……with her…..

…..somebody like her…..

……HER…..

Manu:

Me:

anonymous asked:

trans person: i feel good about myself! you truscum: uuuh actually? youre cis now top kek!

Dysphoria is not hating yourself you dense motherfuckers. I feel good about myself plenty, it doesn’t change the fact that I have a complete disconnect from being female, which is… wait for it… Dysphoria.

THE GG SHOW

SUP FUCKERS!!! 

So recently some stuff happened that really started to piss me off and ya know how salty I am. Like recently with that youtube thing. SO TODAY I WAS THINKING OF DOING A LIL SHOW TO PUSH MY SALTYNESS AND RELIEVE MY OWN FUCKING STRESS!!! ARE YOU READY?

SO WHAT KIND OF FUCKING THING IM GOING TO BE FUCKING SALTY ABOUT?!?. ANYTHING CUNTS.

Originally posted by lazorchef

AM I GONNA BE ANGRY AT SPLATOON AND HOW RETARDED I DIE AND BLAME IT ON EVERYONE AND THEN BLAME IT ON ME BECAUSE I KNOW IM A CUNT?!?! FUCK YEAH I WILL. FUCK, THIS GAME BRINGS ME THE SALT. PUT THAT SHIT.

Originally posted by healthy-vegan-cooking

AM I GONNA BE SALTY OVER HEALTHY FOOD?!?! YOU FUCKING BET!! FUCK THAT. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I TAKE HALF AN HOUR MAKING SOMETHING HEALTHY AND GOOD FOR THE DAY WHEN I CAN TAKE A FUCKING BAG OF RAMEN AND DRINK A MILKSHAKE IN 10 FUCKING MINUTES. YEAH FUCK YOU I DONT CARE. BRING ME THE FUCKING HATE ON MY INBOX. ILL FUCK YOU UP AND YOUR OPINION.

Originally posted by allhailjdm

CARS!?!?! YOU BET TOO MOTHERFUCKER.  WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU CAMBER THIS SHIT SO MUCH. MAN FUCKING HELL STOP PUTTING THEM LIKE THIS YOU FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

You don’t like this bullshit!?! WELL I DON’T CARE. I WANT TO POUR SALT ASWELL LIKE EVERYONE LATELY!!! OOOOH BOI ITS GONNA BE FUNN!!!!

DONT KNOW WHEN THE FIRST EPISODES. MAAAAYBE SOON. I GUESS YOU CAN CONSIDER THIS THE FIRST. EPISODE 0 CUNTS!!!!

SO YOU BETTER FUCKING REBLOG THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOW AND RECOMMAND ME SOME SHIT TO BE SALTY ABOUT IF YOU DESIRE BUT ILL PROB IGNORE THEM. PASS THIS SHIT ON YO TWEETS, FACEJERK AND TUMBLOLOLOL


# HASHTAG SALT

ME BEING MURDERED
  • Kidnapper: I'm gonna torture you before I get to kill you
  • Me: sorry 5sos got here first, I'm already dead ://
  • Him: oh so you heard the girl who cried wolf too

anonymous asked:

Hello. I dont know if this is too invasive, but, are you feeling better?

I am feeling