feeling like an old lady

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Wymack/Abby/Bee

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.”
—Alfred Tennyson

when there’s a girl who finally likes you and you think she’s going to confess to you but you like another girl so before she gets the chance to tell you she likes you, you start telling her how there’s another girl who you like but then an older city boy appears and you assume it’s her boyfriend and that you completely misunderstood the situation

we got this beauty magazine in the mail and there was a page that had like.. flaps on it that you could open and smell samples of their fragrances. anyway i rubbed the paper on my arm to see if it would work and it did and now my entire arm smells like eau de tulip or whatever. its so strong that i keep getting whiffs of it every 5 seconds and it feels like im being haunted by an old lady who smells nice

I get this totally. Sometimes I feel like a wrinkled old lady staring into the distance while her grand children stare in both wonder and pity at her:

“Yes, yes, I remember CDs and VCRs. We recorded stuff off the radio. And we had to wait every week for a new TV episode rather than downloading it all at once!”

*shocked gasp*

“And taking badly lit photos of yourself in the bathroom mirror constantly was unheard of! No one took photos of their food either.”

*The youngsters faint*

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Moving at snail pace with this picture. Probably because I had to go back and edit Sevens face over and over again. I really hope I will finish this picture before sac anime. I stupidly hurt my back (i actually don’t even know how I did I just turned around to pick up something on the table and I felt a crack like in the manga and the next thing I know I’m in so much pain lol) now I can’t even sit and draw for more than 15 minutes before I have to go lie down because my back hurt so much -.-;; I feel like some old lady arrrgggh

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Two/Android parallels - 4/?

- Is this from Sears Portrait Studio?
- This is the Instagram filter you use when you have a pimple.
- Forget Photoshop. She deadass took this all the way back to airbrushing. I don’t understand.
- I feel like the photographer is the same old white lady with poodle hair who took my 8th grade yearbook photo from Olan Mills.
- This is the Vaseline Smear from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 1.
- Jocelyn Widenstein: “See, THAT’S what I meant to do. Can I start over?”
- Like a still from a late night infomercial I never asked for. This is either for hair extensions or vaginal tightening.
- Photographer: Smile!
Melania:
Photographer: I said smile!
Assistant: …..she is.

Mafumafu: I tried doing my annual Valentine’s Day ritual of ‘Going to the convenience store to buy chocolate from a female clerk to feel like I was given chocolates’, when a veteran-like old lady recommended hot snacks to me. I was surprised how sudden it was, and since it was the first time I said anything all day my voice came out like ‘ayo!’    The hot snacks were really warm and yummy

mihawk, doffy, shanks, marco having a crush on a younger girl

Mihawk : I don’t think Mihawk will act very differently. Maybe he will try to looks a little bit less old but he won’t change too much. And he doesn’t really care about the age gap. He is just loooking for the perfect women.

Dofamingo : dofamingo likes younger girl. It makes him feel a little bit less old and he likes the beauty of the young ladies. He will show off a lot, showing to everyone how he can have a beautiful young lady next to him. 

Shanks: Shanks finds it a little bit more problematic because he is the older of the list. He is at an age where guys prefers to fing a beautiful and caring wife, have a house,children (when you are not a pirate). So having a crush on a girl who could be his daughter will be very hard for him, but at the end of the day he doesn’t really care much and just wants to enjoy his life. 

Marco: It’s a good thing for Marco ! Being the phoenix he is, he doesn’t age like the other. It’s really less fast for him, so he always fear that he will die after all of his friends, or his S/O will get very old (looking like a 80yo) and he still looks like 40 yo. But crushing on a younger girl will be difficult because he is very mature (he has live a lot of things) so the S/O needs to be very mature too. He doesn’t want to always remind the fact that she is way younger.