So Heidrek was turned back into a drow and as an added bonus got his long hair back. And while I liked his old look, long flowy hair is one of my favourite things to draw. And he’s happy (for once), so it’s probably gonna stay. Until he accidentally and inevitably sets it on fire.
We all know how Sportacus gets speeding tickets in Lazytown.
We all jokingly assumed that it’s because he’s a speed junkie or ticketed himself for going one mile over the speed limit, but this is Lazytown. The only character we see driving a car regularly is Stingy, who always drives slowly. Assuming he’s obeying the speed limit, then we know that Lazytown’s speed limit must be based on walking speed. The average human walking speed is 3 miles per hour while the average jogging speed is between 6 and 8. Imagine Sportacus getting a speeding ticket for jogging at 8 miles per hour (12 kph)!
The first time: “You’re giving me a speeding ticket because I’m jogging?”
Our Half-Orc just fought a lady Elf Warrior, and attempts to seduce her.
Half-Orc: can I take her back to the inn?
DM: Persuasion roll.
(He rolls, and makes it)
Dark Elf: I feel like you need to roll for erection too dude.
Me, a Halfling: No stop–
DM: NO roll for erection oh my God.
Me: What would that be?
Wood Elf: No, performance.
Dark Elf: Persuasion again?
Me: Nah. Definitely Animal Handling.
(Everyone loses it)
(He later seduced the woman successfully and had to roll for stamina, if you catch my drift.)
I don’t think I’ve ever uploaded this. I’ve had it for ages, the art is old now, but it’s still relevant. Here’s my canon warden, Lenaios Surana. He’s an easy-going, elfroot-smoking spirit healer who can’t lie to save his life. Ferelden’s very own hippie elf doctor dude.