feelin' foxy

Tonight a younger man referred to me as a “sex demon” sent from hell to make him, and I quote, “SUFFER for his DEVIOUS FANTASIES.”

Last week he referred to me as a “well-rounded cougar.” (I’m still not sure what roundness we was referring to but…he’s right)

I’m feelin’ all foxy now.

anonymous asked:

billy-the-kitten: Billy pounces on Foxy out of the blue. It seems like something is missing, but what? "Where is it, Foxy? Ah have a feelin' you have it!"

Foxy yelped as he was pounced on and unceremoniously lost balance and fell on his rear. He gave a small huff, and fixed his fallen eyepatch, “Whar be what matey?”