feelin so happy

90’s 🥀

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What do you do when you’re off work with a knee infection? Take mad aesthetic selfies obviously. Look at my face. Look at it. LOOK AT IT. (and then reblog pls i love you lets share this cute little face)

4 bag celebratory shots are nice 😋💉

me every time i see a short girl: oh my fucking christ yessss ur gods perfect creature u r angels made flesh come here and let me carry you around and reach high shelves for you and generally be your loving and tirelessly devoted servant til we both perish
me every time i see a tall girl: u r so gentle and perfectly formed u have the beauty of 10000 oceans u r th most beautiful creature to walk the earth ur a glorious amazon made of flowers and stars pls let me be near u ill wear extra bulky boots to be taller than u and u can be the little spoon
me every time i see a girl: i love you….i love you so much….