feel free to use this for whatever reason you want btw

Apps to Help You Destress

Hey there friends! Here’s a list of iOS apps that will help you sleep better and relax. Studying hard is great, but your body needs rest, as do you! So go ahead, take a deep breath, and get the relaxation you deserve. xo!

*Pillow: (FREE) This is a sleep-tracking alarm clock; you leave your phone by your pillow/next to you when you sleep and it records you n stuff and helps you determine when it is best for you to wake up to feel refreshed!! I highly recommend this, it’s amazing and the design is so pretty!

*Binaural: (FREE) Yo this app is rad. It helps you relax, meditate, sleep, and even concentrate!! You pick a certain beat, frequency, and just listen. It has color themes (which are so pretty btw) and you can set a timer! 

Sleepio: (FREE) This app is a sleep-improvement program, meant to teach you to overcome poor sleep! I haven’t tried it yet, but it looks very nice. These apps have a minimalist, clean design, my fave thing ever!

*Thunderspace: (FREE) This is the best I want to cry I LOVE this app. It’s like rainymood, but there’s different types of rain sounds. The ambience of the sounds is stellar. Seriously, it’s free, get it!! P.S. you can set the flash on your phone and there’s lightning! Feels like you’re in the tropics if you choose that rain sound, it’s amazing. 

To Bed: (FREE) This app is like your momma! It reminds you, based on your age and wakeup times, to go to sleep. It’s your bedtime alarm, basically! For those of you who don’t really have self-control when it’s time to sleep, this is perfect! I’m pretty good at falling asleep quick because I’m always so tired, but I would definitely recommend this app.

*Sleep Better: (FREE) This app is similar to Pillow, but it’s another option for a sleep monitoring app. You can track your daytime activites and see how it affects your sleep cycle! The design is clean and contemporary and neat. It’s pretty rad!

TaoMix: (FREE) If you would like to create your own ambient sounds, this app is for you! Pretty darn cool. You can add bird sounds, rain, thunder, wind, water, and even other animals. There’s more than 45 high quality sounds you can work with to make thousands of mixes. Have fun with it!

*8tracks: (FREE) You may know about this app, but it’s the best thing ever ever ever. I can only listen to music when I’m cranking out essays for whatever reason, otherwise I can’t concentrate, so I love using 8tracks for that, and for chilling before bed. 

* means I currently use the app and love it! the others are ones I plan on trying!

I hope you all enjoy these apps! Feel free to ask me anything, whether it be study related, you’d just like general advice, or someone to talk to!

Please feel free to request more!!! 

anonymous asked:

Oh my god I love all of your fics! They're all amazing! I was wondering if you could do a over-protective/jealous zimbits? Idc who is the possessive one or if it turns to fluff or nsfw but I'd just love a happy ending. You're great btw!

!!!! You’re too sweet!  Here’s some jealous zimbits with just a hint of [redacted] for you <3


Eric is not the jealous type, which has definitely been in the best interests of his and Jack’s relationship.  The way attraction works for Jack is just so slow that by the time he gets around to dating someone, they’re usually friends too.  Which leads to things like standing lunch plans with Camilla Collins whenever she comes to visit her sister at Brown or hanging out at alumni events together.  Even he and Kent have finally started to be friends again, a development largely facilitated by Eric himself.  Add to that the amount of time Jack spends with beautiful people hanging on him at bars after a win or at Falcs events, it’s enough to drive a lesser man mad, but Eric can always brush it off.

“Oh baby, I don’t mind.  I know you’re as loyal as they come.  And besides, why would I be jealous of someone talking to you at some boring fundraiser when you’re coming back to our bed, hm?”

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hamswritingtho  asked:

When were you going to tell me that you're pregnant? +Feysand I've also been greatly enjoying all the little fics you've been writing :)

Thank you, friend!! This is probably not exactly what you were asking for, but for whatever dumb reason, this popped in my head reading the prompt. Hope you like!

BTW peeps: I’m still doing these, just working through them slowly. Feel free to keep sending them and I’ll try to do them when I can. Link to prompt list is at the end. <3

When Feyre rounds the corner into the produce section of the grocery store, the last thing she expects to see is Cassian shoving a watermelon under her husband’s shirt amid a choir of snickers from the pair of them. Cassian has his phone out and is just about to Snapchat a pic when Feyre clears her throat. The boys freeze, Rhys blushing just a tad.

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” Feyre asks Rhys pointedly, stifling a smirk.

“Just getting a feel for things,” Rhys says cooly. “We can never be too prepared.”

“Man, don’t drop it!” Cass barks suddenly, seeing the huge melon begin to slip. Rhys removes it without a problem and replaces it on the shelf.

“You two are going to get us kicked out of here if you keep goofing off. We still have a lot of shopping to do and Nesta’s already bit my head off about the right kind of cheese to go with the appetizers.”

Only Nesta could make cheese and crackers feel unbearably stuffy. And as much as Feyre really does trust Nesta’s expert opinion that brie will be best, she’s not going into this dinner without a hunk of good old fashioned cheddar to see her through.

At the mention of Nesta, Cassian’s eyes spark. How he could have forgotten for even one minute that Nesta was within a five miles radius after she’d let the shopping cart slip against his shins is beyond Feyre. “Don’t worry,” Cass says walking swiftly past Feyre and patting her on the shoulder the way he does when ‘the bro’ is winning, as Azriel likes to call it. “I’ve got this.”

Feyre feels Rhys pull up even with her as she watches her friend strut off to face the horrors waiting for him in Dairy.

“I love Cassian,” Rhys says, and Feyre turns back round to face him, “but I think he has a death wish.”

Feyre tisks and pushes the cart toward the lettuce. “Stop, Nesta isn’t that bad.”

“The fact that you need to specify-”

“Rhys.”

He holds his hands up in surrender and promptly plucks an apple from a nearby stand, juggling it in a way that’s supposed to seem impressive - never mind that it’s only one apple.

Romaine… baby greens… organic… iceberg… Ugh, nobody even likes iceberg. Classic Cesar will do, Feyre decides. Or possibly… The baby greens stare up at her.

She looks back at the watermelon crate Rhys and Cassian had been messing with and feels her stomach tighten. She and Rhys have been together for nearly five years now, if you count the three years they dated before getting hitched. She knows he wouldn’t pressure her. Not ever. But sometimes he makes an offhand comment and she wonders if Rhys might not be considering beyond her present wishes.

Feyre clears her throat. “Rhys?”

“Yes dah-ling,” he says. Neither of them turn around from their respective produce. Feyre’s not sure she could if she tried.

“Did you mean what you said earlier?”

She chances a peek over her shoulder and finds Rhys has swapped his one-apple juggling act for a rather thorough examination of the differences between Fuji and Granny Smith that has his brows knit together. “What’s that?” Rhys asks, and Feyre whips her head back to the salad options.

“About… not being too prepared.”

“Too prepared?”

The misters switch on unexpectedly, dousing the lettuce and Feyre’s outstretched hand with a fine layer of mist that take her by surprise. “Oh!” she yelps and jumps back, some combination of shock and nerves forcing her into motion. Rhys chuckles and slinks over to lean on the cart.

“Don’t worry,” he says with a cheeky grin. “Last I checked, water is actually good for you.”

“Very funny,” Feyre says, the humor not entirely making it past her lips. She feels rather than sees Rhys’s face twitch.

“What’s wrong? If this about Nesta again and whether or not you thinks she’s going to throw a tantrum over your choice of rabbit food, I promise I’ll protect you.”

“Do you want to have a baby?” Feyre blurts out before she can help herself. Her stomach does a back flip just asking the question. They’ve never talked about it before. Not since they were just starting out dating and trying to decide if this was even a good fit. She knows they both want kids. Maybe just a kid. But there’s something terrifying about the idea that Rhys might want one now.

“Feyre,” Rhys says, leaning forward and dropping to a whisper, “you know I enjoy making love to you at all hours of the day, but if you think me shoving a watermelon up my shirt is gonna piss the employees off, I don’t think they’ll appreciate us-”

“I’m serious,” Feyre says, cutting Rhys off. He blinks at her a few times, mouth parted open slightly. But Feyre wants to know. Is determined to know. “Do you want to have a baby?”

Rhys backs up a step. “Do you want to have a baby?”

“I asked you first.” A small flash of intrigue in those deep blue eyes searches her making her feel known and exposed in ways only he’s ever managed.

“Alright,” Rhys says, folding his arms and seeming to sense that she means business. Feyre draws a deep breath waiting. “You know I want to have a kid - eventually. If you’re asking, do I want one right now?” Feyre nods. “No. I don’t think so. I mean, shoot, if it happens, then great. I’ll welcome it with open arms and shove a watermelon up my shirt for nine months so you don’t feel so bad.” Feyre releases a small chuckle at that and Rhys smiles. “Why so curious about kids all of a sudden?”

Feyre rolls her eyes, more at herself than him, and tosses a hand up. “I don’t know. I saw you joking around with Cassian, but then you made that comment and you’ve said stuff in the past, that I just wondered if maybe you were…” She pauses, catches Rhys watching her intently with his brow raised in amusement, and lets out a shaky laugh. “I’m being ridiculous, aren’t I?”

Rhys pulls Feyre into his arms with his own chuckle and it feels like she can finally stop fretting. “No, you’re not. It’s good that we talk about these things. I just don’t understand why you’re so concerned with it? You know we can take our time. And if overgrown melons are all we end up with, we’ll be well fed.”

Feyre snorts. “Now you’re being ridiculous.”

“Yeah, but you can’t deny it’s a good idea.”

“No, I really can’t-”

“Get that out of your nose!”

Both Feyre’s and Rhys’s heads snap to the side where Nesta has found the produce section along with Cassian… who has shoved a small wedge of brie up his nose much to Nesta’s chagrin.

Feyre grimaces. “At least it’s shrink wrapped?” Rhys offers, and then laughs when Feyre smacks her head into his chest with a groan. “Come on,” he says, rubbing up her arms a few times for confidence. “Let’s go sort them out.”

“Go on. I just have to grab some lettuce first.” Rhys nods, heading off.

Feyre looks back down at her options and decides, maybe the baby greens aren’t so bad after all. A nice watermelon salad could be good for spring.

Send me a prompt + otp or brotp and I’ll write a drabble!

Lance AU

Part 1
AHGGGGG ITS BEEN SO LONG!! I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THIS AND HAD TO REWRITE IT CUZ IM AN IDIOT WHO DIDNT SAVE!! 😿Uhggg but yeah there are some notes at the bottom and hope you enjoy!!
***SOS SEND IDEAS FOR A NAME FOR THIS AU

  • When they got on Blue, Lance realized that the communicators were still not working properly. They kept blinking in and out and Lance couldn’t tell any locations. (He could only see a location for a few seconds before it turned off)
  • So Lance and Kairi wandered from planet to planet for a few days. (They obviously needed food and supplies) And while there, they helped with whatever they could. Lance also took time to try to fix the communicators.
  • Then, one day, they hear about some space lions fighting the Galra on a nearby planet.(Lance ofc knows who it is) So they quickly pack up, get on Blue, and make their way to the battle.
  • However on their way, Lance panics. “What if they don’t need me?” “Kai, what if they’ve forgotten me?” “Kai, I’m scared.” “Kai.” And he just breaks down. Kairi tries their hardest to calm Lance down, reminding him of how brave and smart he is. How he helped them realize that they were something else besides a “killing machine.” How he helped all those people in the planet. How many lives he saved. How important he is. That he IS the blue paladin and HE CANT be replaced. (Kairi is just doing what Lance did all those times when Kairi themselves had their moments.)
  • Kai calms Lance down and eventually they come upon the battle. The battle was ugly. Thats the only way Lance could describe it. The Lions were getting beaten up pretty badly and the Galra just kept coming. (Lance to the rescue cuz hes BOMB AF)
  • They make their way towards the others, fighting the Galra from behind, and almost get shot down a few times. Upon arrival, the others don’t seem to notice the Blue Lion. They fight side by side and it wasn’t until Lance heard someone say “Cover me from behind!” and had replied “I got you.” that they noticed his presence. (communicators were now working for some reason??? Maybe cuz they were close to each other?? Idk)
  • Lance could feel their surprise and joy as the slowly began to realize who had replied. They were ecstatic… Pidge and Hunk were crying. Keith was laughing and Shiro was telling Lance so many good things. “They always loved you,” Kai whispered to him. “Yeah.” Lance replied.
  • However after the battle, they were getting off of their ships when Lance realized that times had changed. Lance had made the mistake of believing everything would be the same.

NOTES

Reason For Blue Not Working: Okay so for the technology thing… at first I was also like ??? But then I thought about it and so you know how Voltron is really old and the lions have their own self-repair features well Blue was in such bad shape that she couldn’t repair herself and like Lance, hes smart, but his fortitude isnt in repairing technology so it takes him a while to actually start fixing Blue. And theres the thing that he has to find really old pieces that Blue needs. Which are really hard to find and expensive af. But by that time he gets some he kinda lost hope that the others were coming to find him so Blue tells him she’ll keep trying to fix herself and he should just live in the planet for awhile.
How They Met: For the attack in which they met… I was kinda thinking it was like a inner-planet battle. Like similar to two countries fighting each other. And Lance is obviously on the good side. BUT @nickbuymeaburger came up with the awesome idea that Kairi came from a Galra attack. The Galra had them as a prisoner and trained them to be a killer… but they’re actually not Galra.
Name: SO THE NAME!! I really had no idea what to name them but I came up with some ideas and shared them with @nickbuymeaburger, who also had ideas. So thats when “Kairi" came out… and I had wanted “Kai” soooo I just decided to use both because why not? We also said that when Lance took them in, he asked for their name and they told him some numbers/codes and Lance is like “NUH UH NO SIRRY!! NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!” So he tells him that his new name is “Kairi” which stands for sea in Hawaiian. (hunk told him btw) And its his favorite place in the universe so that makes “Kairi” his favorite person too.

BUT YEAH… if any of you all are confused or just want to talk about any ideas that you all have, feel free to message or ask me!! I LOVE READING YOUR THOUGHTS!!
**IMPORTANT NOTICE**
So its come to my attention that my AU is similar to an AU from @nuro-does-art, which you can find here. Of course it was never my intention to copy them and im really sorry for any troubles. We also both have different ideas and i hope to see how both of them develop. Sooooo go check out their blog!! They are really nice and their AU is really good too! Anyways, Sorry once again!!
500 Followers and Thoughts on The Loud House Fandom

Well I finally made it to half a 1000 followers. This is unreal. THANK YOU FOR THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. <3 I’m sorry I don’t have a picture for you guys this time. I was on vacation for 4 days, but I’m still here with ideas, even an animation I plan on starting soon of the Loud House characters. 

BUT….IT’S NOW TIME FOR ME TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON THIS FANDOM!

tl;dr THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD….BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HONEST TOO ABOUT IT.

….I like drawing the Loud House, I like being part of the community, I love meeting new people. The problem is….the fandom war itself. You probably figured that….;p

When the Loud House premiered the first time in 2016, I knew for a fact, “OOOOOOOH. There’s going to be a LOT of rule 34 art with these characters.” And I knew it wasn’t going to bother me much because I don’t draw that kind of stuff AND I don’t need to…even though I’m called a cute suggestive artist (it rubbed off on me lol). I won’t draw….inter….*pukes*. I draw for me. I draw romance, comedy comic, regular comic, and whatever comes to mind. I posted something in May last year then stopped posting since, until I decided….I’ll give it a try again since the Loud House changed me as a person to appreciate animation again. I came back following my fav artist such as @jcitricpache​ and safe house blogs. As an anime/manga artist, yes, I WILL FOLLOW HIM NO MATTER WHAT HE DRAWS. HE’S A SEMPAI. <3 

The more I kept posting, the more people came to me from both sides. I didn’t know some of them drew rule 34, but until I did, I was like…”Oh. Ok.” Then I move on. 

Now as time went on…I noticed…some things were a little weird with both sides. Some blogs posted works from several artist who drew rule 34 or Loudcest stuff, but it was in a way that called them out on it, and I was like “Wow….that’s something new.” Lemme be honest….that kind of stuff ONLY STIRS MORE PROBLEMS THAN HELPS and it shows. As it kept happening, both sides began to quarrel with each other by drawing suicide stuff to some of the safe blogs and some safe blogs calling even neutral artist horrible people because they ship Lincoln with one of their siblings and them having sin children. I didn’t even know sin children was a thing. I’m kinda behind on stuff since I’m really an introvert. You know how that makes me feel as a person who adores the Loud House? It makes me feel uncomfortable. Not because of the rule 34 or peoples opinions, because you guys are attacking each other in a way people are afraid to join the fandom. Although MikeInel and Luna Loud probably helped it gain more popularity. THANK YOU MIKE AND LUNA. Now….I don’t really like seeing….certain types of pics from rule 34, but some of them I talk to…I must admit it…. and they understand and they are okay with me being a mainly safe artist. 

Another thing I don’t like is how, new people who come to the fandom have to automatically pick a side. Tumblr use to have a safe search thing on the mobile app which blocked a LOT of NSFW, but they got rid of it….IDK WHY. Now it’s easier for people to see NSFW and yeah…I can understand if you’re uncomfortable. I cringe at little  and say “WHY….?” or “w….ow…..(sarcastically)” at some pictures, NOT ALL OF THEM, but it doesn’t affect my life forever because I move on. You know, when people ship Lincoln with his sisters, I tend to take it in a different way like “maybe this is an alternate universe where they’re not siblings and they fall in love? Or maybe they’re married into the family to become siblings-in-law because there’s no illegal thing to marry a sibling in law. Hence my Ronnie Anne Dream comic. BTW ronniecoln still my otp. Maybe for those who see Loudcest so horrible, think of it as….and alternate universe? IDK I’m trying help both sides as much as I can, but I know I can’t. Maybe take it as a Shock Humor essence such as Family Guy or other shock humor shows…and if that doesn’t work….just….ignore it…skip past it quickly?. IDK I’m just putting some ideas to stop this bickering some how. Though I know it won’t work ;p Is there some way to ship lincoln with his sisters/ vice versa without the incest tone?

ONE MORE THING…with me as an artist who loves the Loud House and a person who draws anime, my art might end up looking suggestive in some ways. I felt afraid when someone asked if one of my pictures was Loudcest when it wasn’t. And….I want to draw how I feel. I want to tell stories through comics. I want to enjoy what I love. Some people even asked me, what do I think about Loudcest? *SIGH* i’m lucy now….that was a question I never wanted to get, but I guess I’ll say something…I take it as….maybe it’s an alternate universe/AU where they’re NOT siblings…and also…I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DRAW EVEN IF I CRINGE A BIT. I move on with my happy life. I travel, I spend time with friends, I go to the mall, I go to festivals, and I take caution to who follows me, I don’t let it affect my life forever.  DRAW FOR YOU!

“WHAT ARE U A REPUBLICAN????”

 No….I’m not a republican….What does that have to do with drawing?????

 I want to have fun drawing more pictures of the Loud House…even some yaoi that’s tame. one of my most fav artist draw a bit of yaoi. But she’s a fan of certain animes so…. And if you’re a safe person still saying “FUCK THE LEWDCEST/LOUDCEST ARTIST! THEY’RE PEDOS!” I guess Disney has those problems, too.

Aladdin x Jasmine, Ariel x Eric, Snow White(how is she 14???) x Prince Florian, Aurora(Sleeping Beauty) x what was that prince’s name? And Grim Fairytales. The Renaissance times god dang it. Yeah….I know. Times change…and they still are. Just hope they don’t add LGBTQ “P”….eww.

 And if both sides want to keep arguing…do it quietly please…I don’t want to feel like I have to take a side because of what I draw. It’s made people too toxic and that’s not healthy, especially for the young people who love this show, too. Those block list/blacklist, not healthy. Calling out other artists’ creative freedom…even if it’s ronchy (which is why the NSFW tag exist), not healthy. Making suicide pictures of safe blogs, not healthy. Bullying, harassment and whatever fits to that from both sides, NOT HEALTHY! 

REMEMBER THIS ALWAYS BOTH SIDES, YOU BOTH LOVE THE LOUD HOUSE. BOTH SIDES BRING IN NEW FANS, SAFE OR PERVERTIVE, and it only helps the Loud House get more fame. That’s what brings more happiness to the show’s development and they give us some things we want, such as Clyde’s Parents, Luna’s Bisexuality, and others. If you guys keep bickering…it could ruin a great show and a great experience.

In conclusion….BOTH SIDES….enjoy the Loud House in your own way….OTL. *moan* and….FBI? WHAT? THAT’S NEW…THEY’RE TOO BUSY WITH MORE IMPORTANT STUFF. I’m going back to drawing.

 And if you have a reason to disagree or want to discuss more things that bother you, feel free to message me privately. I will gladly talk to you to see your point of view and I’m a nice person….too much of a nice person. You can message me if you feel like you’re in a terrible mood because of this fandom. *open arms*

Thank you again for the followers. even if I lose some from this post….; . ; jk. You have the right to unfollow me if you must….U _ U sob…don’t go lol

See you guys later with another picture.

anonymous asked:

Can I get UT, UF Sans + US, SF Papyrus reacting to a close friend texting them and asking if they've eaten dinner, the skelly hasn't eaten in a while and replies with something like "nah, i'm already too fat/i'm tryna lose the weight of my problems" and the friend never replies back. Five minutes later the door to their house bursts open and the friend is there with bags of food and aggressively yells "I SPRINTED THROUGH MULTIPLE BLOCKS AND YOU'RE GONNA F'KIN EAT, YA HEAR ME!?"

Okay so sorry for all the texting in this, but I can’t explain how much I love domestic texting between friends. This turned into small drabbles btw and sorry if they didn’t turn out the way you wanted them to, I got carried away. 

I also put a keep reading on this, I think I’m going to start doing that on the very long posts. Tell me if it doesn’t work on mobile and I’ll remove it or try and work around it.

UT!Sans: -When he gets the first message he just thinks you’re looking to invite him out for some grub, but he’s honestly not feeling like heading to Grillby’s right now. Still, he doesn’t see any reason to lie to you. So he sends a quick message back.

5:21 pm - nah, but my bones are big enough already. dont need extra weight on them.

He waits for a few minutes. Nothing happens. Did you just forget to reply back? It says that you read it… He figures that you probably just forgot though, or you headed out for dinner by yourself. He’s content with this reasoning as he turns back to the TV, sinking deep into the couch cushions. He gets two more minutes of TV watching before the front door is slammed open, and for a second he’s sure that Undyne is here, until you step into his line of vision. Your face is red and you’re trying to catch your breath. You also have a slight manic look on your face that is making him question if it’d be wise to ask why you’re here.

‘’Um… Y/N?’’ he says trying to make sense of your messy form.

You’re still panting as you set two delicious smelling bags on the coffee table in front of him. You bend over and put your hands on your knees, breathing almost normally now.

‘’What are you doing here?’’ he asks again.

You look up at him, takes a deep breath while you straighten yourself and then from nowhere you yell at him.

‘’I JUST SPRINTED THROUGH MULTIPLE BLOCKS AFTER GETTING THIS FOOD AND YOU ARE GOING TO EAT IT OR SO HELP ME!’’ you yell angrily with a fierce look in your eyes.

Normally he’d say a joke, or argue just for the fun of it. But your eyes are showing genuine concern, and you did go out of your way to make sure he’d eat. So instead he moves over on the couch and pats the seat next to him.

‘’Jeez, kid. Talk about home delivery,’’ he laughs while looking away from you.

You make your way over to him and plop down on the couch with a sigh. Leaning back and stretching out your limbs you make a grabby gesture for the bags, which are still sitting on the table. He smiles wryly and gestures with his hand making the bags float towards you. You grab one of them with a contented smile and then rips it open, digging in on whatever is inside. Handing him the left over ketchup packets, which he stores in his pocket for later use. He does the same and you both turn to face the TV. When you’ve finished the meals, you both sit in a comfortable silence. Enjoying each other’s presence while watching one stupid show after the other.

He can’t help but feel like this is the kind of friendship he’s always wanted.

UF!Sans: - An annoying electronic chime woke him up from his sleep. He grunted and fumbled around in complete darkness until his hand felt something hard on his bed. Reaching out he grabbed ahold of his phone and tried to find the home screen button. He winced when the bright light blinded him, trying to cover his eye sockets. Swearing, he turned the brightness down and opened his new text message. Your contact named showed up as the phone loaded your recent conversation, you’d sent him a couple of texts while he’d been asleep and he read through them carefully.

6:34 pm - Yo Red, what’d you eat for dinner today?

6:44 pm - RED

6:46 pm - Red answer me I need to know

6:47 pm - Did you fall asleep again?

6:58 pm - Okay that’s it, I’m coming over and I’m bringing food. You better be up and ready or I am dragging your bony butt out of bed

Wait you were doing what? He looked at the time. 7:00 pm. Shit you’d be here soon. He threw himself off the bed, but his legs got tangled in the bed sheets and instead of standing up, he fell on the floor face first. Grunting he tried to get up, when he heard someone knock on the front door. Panicking he flailed around even more, managing to get the sheets stuck between his fibula and tibula. He stood up on one leg, and hopped around while trying to untangle himself from his prison of bedsheets and blankets. Just as he was standing there bent forward and hopping on one leg, the door opened. He looked up like a deer in headlights and saw you standing in his door opening. Flushed face, panting and desperately trying to hold back a grin.

‘’The fuck you lookin’ at,’’ he grunted as he once again fought to get free.

‘’Oh nothing-’’ you said, leaning against the doorframe -’’just enjoying the performance.’’

He muttered something that sounded like a quiet fuck you, and then finally got his leg free and stood up straight. Stretching, he managed to pop his back in a few places and he grunted in satisfaction. He walked past you and into his living room. Turning to look as you followed him out.

‘’Did ya bring food?’’ he asked.

‘’Yes,’’ you replied simply. ‘’And you are going to eat it’’

‘’I don’t need any more food, I’m heavy enough as it is.’’

You turned around and gave him a dangerously calm look.

‘’I just sprinted through a lot of blocks to get you this food,’’ you said walking closer to him. ‘’And you are going to eat every. last. fucking. bit. You hear me?’’ Your voice was low and almost threatening, and your eyes gleamed of determination.

He never thought that he’d call his small human friend scary, but that look you were giving him chilled him to the bones. And the smell of the food broke his will down, you bought him food for hells sake. He wasn’t about to turn that down.

‘’Fine,’’ he muttered and sat down on the couch.

You smiled and joined him, tossing him one of the bags while opening your own. You ate in silence, the only sounds coming from the TV playing in front of you both. It wasn’t until you had both finished your food and was sat quietly watching the show that a thought entered his head. He never gave you a key to his flat…

‘’How the hell did you get in here??’’

US!Papyrus: Papyrus sucks at looking after himself. And he never pays attention to when he should be sleeping or eating. Meaning that when he’s up playing video games in the middle of the night, it’s safe to presume that he has not been eating anything other than a few snacks for the past hours. This night was one of those nights.

He just never bothered to keep track of time.

He did know that it was late, though. Way too late for anyone to be texting him. Which is why he jumped when his phone went off next to him on the floor.

He glanced at it quickly but then looked back at the TV, doing his best not to die before the event had been completed. About five seconds from pulling through, someone shot him from behind and he fought the urge to yell in frustration as his characters sank down on the ground. He flopped backwards with a sigh and lifted his phone to read the message. Smiling slightly when he saw your name on the screen.

12:54 am - Heyyy you up?

Were you drunk or bored? Scientists can’t tell he thought and snorted at his own joke. He typed out a lazy text and waited a few seconds on your reply.

1:01 am - yea im up

1:02 am - Can’t sleep?

1:02 am - wasnt tryin, you?

1:03 am - Me neither, what’d you eat today?

1:04 am - I dont think i ate anything tbh, why

No reply. Did you fall asleep or just ditch him? He should probably go to bed then. But he can’t be bothered to get off the floor. And he’s not feeling tired enough to fall asleep where he is. Maybe he should just stay there for a while. Meditate or something.

His phone chimed again and he unlocked it as he lifted it to his face

1:09 am - Open your door

1:10 am - what ?

1:10 am - I am outside your house, open the front door or I’m climbing through your window

There was no way you were outside his house. And he didn’t feel like getting up and walking into the prank willingly

1:11 am - i call bluff on this

He waited for your comeback, where you’d desperately try and get him to go out and check the front of his house. But he wasn’t going to do that. He wasn’t about to let you own him like that, he’s not stupid.

A knock on the window made him jump and scramble to his feet. You sat on the roof under his window in a crouch. When you saw that you had grabbed his attention you started frantically gesturing for the lock. He stared at you for a while, to your obvious irritation, until he walked forwards and opened the window. You jumped in and opened your backpack on the floor, pulling out two bags of take out food. You checked the content of them both, and then handed him one while you started eating from yours. He took it from you but continued staring at you.

‘’Are you going to open it?’’ you asked with your mouth full of food.

‘’It’s the middle of the night,’’ he said. ‘’What are you doing here?’’

‘’I wanted take out food. And I wanted to eat it with you. And since you’re so stupid that you can’t even get your own food, I decided to bring it to you,’’ you said simply, still munching away on your food.

He sat down in front of you, but still didn’t touch his bag. You looked up at him, and this time you looked even more irritated then before.

‘’Listen dude, I worked hard for that food, so you better fucking eat it,’’ you said in an angry voice.

‘’Listen dude,’’ he said mimicking your voice. ‘’I’m trying to loose the weight of my problems here.’’ He tried giving you the food back.

Your eyes widened a little, and your face softened. You leaned forward and pushed the bag back into his hands.

‘’Please eat, Papy,’’ you said in a much softer voice, your eyes almost pleading.

Deciding to give up he sat beside you and picked at the contents of his bag. For take out food, it looked surprisingly non greasy. Still good though. He picked it up and started eating, while reaching for his TV remote to put on some night tv. You ate in silence for a while, until you stood up and flopped down on his bed. He did the same and crawled over you so he was laying facing the wall. Saying your goodnights, you slowly drifted off to sleep.

He woke up the next day to an empty bed and an open window.

SF!Papyrus: When Rus gets in a low mood, taking care of himself doesn’t seem all that important. He’s not lazy, really. More apathetic. Doing chores and errands for his brother and superior keeps his mind busy and his hands occupied, letting him get through the day a little easier. But when he’s alone at night, everything becomes a little harder. And self care turns into a chore he’s not motivated enough to do.

He’d rather just wrap himself in a blanket and quietly suffer in silence, waiting it out. Hoping to feel a little better soon.

Alone…

He’s drifted off to sleep without even noticing, dreamless and exhausted despite it not even being 5 pm yet. When he slowly drifts back to conscousness he feels like he could sleep for a week more. But something woke him up, and he should probably see what that was.

His phone lights up with a soft ding. Showing two text notification and several others from social media. Grunting softly, he flipped over and reached out for it. Fumbling before his fingers got a good grip. He brought the phone closer to him, trying to unlock it while rubbing the sleep off his face. He got the passcode wrong three times before he managed to steady his hand enough to tap it in. Insisting on doing it with his thumb instead of holding the thing with both hands.

Your name shows up on the screen, along with the many emojis you’d used when you added yourself as a contact on his phone. He feels like smiling at the thought, but he’s too tired to move his face. So he starts reading the messages you sent him instead.

5:07 pm - Hey Papyrus

5:07 pm - What’d you have for dinner today?

He wants to type out some made up bullshit and go back to sleep. But you don’t deserve lies when you’re showing concern. This thought actually makes him smile, you’re so sweet.

5:10 pm - Haven’t eaten yet

Good, that wasn’t a lie. But he still wouldn’t worry you enough for you to take action. Meaning he could go back to sleep again.

5:10 pm - Papyrus you have to eat!!!!

Or not…

5:11 pm - I’m on a diet, it’s called ‘’how to loose the weight of your problems by not eating’’

That probably wasn’t the smartest thing to send you he thought. Shit he didn’t want to worry you before, why would he send you that. Like this wasn’t going to make you worry. God that was so stupid.

His phone made another sound, you’d sent him another message.

5:13 pm - Ok that’s it

Wait what

5:13 pm - what

What the hell were you doing? He flopped down onto the bed and put a hand over his eye sockets. Whatever it was he’d started now, he wasn’t feeling up for it. He honestly just wanted to go back to sleep. But instead he waited for your message, where you would explain what was going on. It never came. And eventually he felt his eyes slowly start creeping together. And his hand slid away from his face, coming to a rest on his pillow as he turned his body sideway. A minute later and he was sound asleep, snoring softly while curled around himself.

A sound woke him up, much louder than the first time. He sat up as he heard footsteps approaching. Expecting it to be his brother, he started to frantically straighten his clothing, intending to appear as if he hadn’t been asleep for the last god knows how long.

The footsteps were even closer now.

Suddenly his door flew open, slamming into his wall and most likely leaving a mark in the drywall. You stormed in, closed the door just as hard as you’d pushed it open, and then stormed over to him.

‘’I-’’ you started while still marching towards him-’’just ran like a hundred blocks to get you this food, so you are going to eat every last bit!’’ Your voice was loud and you sounded close to angry.

He blinked at you for a few seconds. ‘’I didn’t need food,’’ he said finally. His quiet voice a contrast to your own.

‘’I don’t care,’’ you answered. ‘’Knowing you, you probably haven’t eaten all day. And even if you have, you’re still eating dinner. Now move over and make some room for me’’

You hopped up in his bed before he got a chance to follow orders. And then you threw one of the bags in his direction, before you opened your own. He caught his bag midair and held it in his hands for a few moments. Then he resigned. Leaning over he grabbed his laptop and set it up on his nightstand, putting on his recently watched show on netflix. He figured that he’d have to right to choose the entertainment after you practically broke into his apartment. Besides, he knew that you had seen the show already.

You both ate in a comfortable silence, caught up in the show. Every now and then, he would glance back at you. Study you. He knew humans could be loyal, a trait that had mostly been lost by monsters. And he didn’t doubt that your concerns were genuine. But in his quiet curiosity one question always came back to him.

Why did you care so much?

elizabeatrice  asked:

Hiii I love your starmora fics do #22 please? (btw I'm kinda new in the starmora fandom so I wanna say hi again hiiii!)

22. Things you said after it was over

Also for @enigma731

Missing scene from Vol 2

Gamora woke up on a couch with no idea how she got there, but with a vague memory of panic in her chest. She didn’t recognize the ship she was in and there was a pressure on her hand.

“You’re up,” Peter said when she turned her head and saw him there, sitting across from her and holding her hand. His voice was rough, shaky.

“Peter?” 

How was he there? The last thing she remembered, he had been trapped in Ego’s core. She’d tried to go save him and then… nothing. Had she dreamed the whole thing?

“Yeah, it’s me.” There were tear tracks on his face. Why? She was having a bit of trouble processing everything.

Then she sat up and glanced at the couch next to her, saw Mantis laying there still unconscious, and it came crashing down on her: yes, this is real, he should have died but he’s alive, he’s here. She wrenched her hand away from his as fast as possible in order to launch herself at him, wrapping him in the tightest hug she could without squeezing the breath from his body.

“Peter.” She felt the pressure of his arms around her, the strength of his back beneath her hands, and she tried to take it all in, reassure herself that he was really alive. Tears prickled the corner of her eyes, sheer relief nearly overwhelming her.  

“Are you okay?” she asked. She needed it confirmed in every possible way; she could see him, feel him, and she needed to hear him.

“I’m alive,” he said unsteadily, slightly muffled against her shoulder. “And you’re alive. But…” he trailed off, and Gamora finally registered that the tear tracks on his face must have been there for a reason.

“How?” she whispered. “How did you make it back?”

“Yondu, he….” he choked on a sob, pulling her into him even more, possibly the tightest she’d ever been held in her life. It was clear that whatever had happened, Yondu hadn’t survived it.

“I’m so sorry, Peter.” She squeezed him even harder, bringing one hand up to cradle the back of his head, and just let him cry, let herself feel the relief at having him back. Twice that day, she’d thought he was going to die, and twice he had survived and come back to her.

Gamora had to admit that she had never really liked or trusted Yondu. Peter always had mixed emotions when he talked about him, and what she’d seen of him herself hadn’t exactly given her a good impression.

But all she knew now was that he was the reason Peter was alive, and that was enough for her to be grateful to the man forever.

Peter calmed after a few moments, pulling back. Gamora reluctantly let her arms drop, but kept one of her hands on his wrist, needing some point of contact. He used his free hand to wipe the tears off his cheeks. “Sorry,” he muttered.

“Don’t be,” she said gently.

When he looked at her, his eyes were haunted and red-rimmed. “Not for crying. Although I did get your shirt wet.” He smiled, but it fell quickly. “I mean… I’m sorry I said Ego was my family. I didn’t… family doesn’t have to be blood. I get that now.” He turned his wrist over to hold her hand again.

Gamora fought the desire to ask him what had happened. She didn’t know exactly how long she’d been out, but she could tell it would be too soon, too raw for him. “It’s okay, Peter. I understand. You always wanted a father.”

He let out a watery laugh. “I think I actually had one. I had one the whole time. And I have a family, too.” He stroked her knuckles with his thumb and took a deep, shuddering breath. “I’m so glad you’re alive, Gamora.”

She bit her lip in a vain attempt to keep the emotion out of her voice. “I’m glad you’re alive too, Peter. I thought…”

“I know.” This time it was him who pulled her in for a hug, gentler and less urgent than the last, but no less comforting. She sighed into the embrace, thinking that there was no way she could deny her feelings for him at this point. More importantly, she had no real desire to anymore.

This wasn’t exactly the time to tell him, but she didn’t think she’d be able to hold it in much longer. Besides, the way he was holding her, the hand that was gently playing with her hair, the way she was stroking his – he probably already knew.

ANTAGONISTS ARE HARD

I totally had plans to type shit out last night and now that I’m awake I can’t remember half of if

But yes, antagonists, especially the type I’m trying NOT to like, are such a PAIN. I’m so impressed by characters I wanna just. Push off a cliff when I play games or watch shows but ohhh is it so hard for me to create one for some reason

BUT ANYWAYS IM TRYING
here’s a few Sort of

Also I’m on mobile and can’t do a read more I am So Sorry

OTIOSE:

Crocoite.
I don’t know if she’s in the “god I hate her” category, but she is definitely unpleasant to work with. A nasty extortionist who mostly just wants your Money and your Things. She’s also an usem hunter and escort (and Business owner?).Theres rumors that some of the people her group guides never make it to their destination (and croc suddenly has interesting new stuff to sell).
She’s a Genuine Designer, but she doesn’t like or trust other Designers..most of them are rich and snotty, but not her!! She was saved up for, a very expensive baby right there. The zone she grew up in was a very tense one; some areas in the US at this point are a bit..militarized. So. But of a rough baby life there, to partially explain her callousness (and distaste for the rich/corporate entities/military that Own Everything).
She has a main pack she does everything with, the most notable being two army grade Mods (tentatively nicknamed Castor and Pollux)

Unnamed Corporation
That’s right, there’s a fucking. Weyland-Yutani Umbrella Corp type corporation at play in this world!!!!
They own. Goddamn. Everything. Genetic labs, prisons, company housing, bioengineering research facilities, military grade AI, Moderator Development Facilities……. put those last two together and you have about 2/3rds of the entire military right there, btw.
Soooo much shit is their brand. Your implants, your prosthetics, your fuckin. Socks, probably.

This is the corporation Ben n Tonks’s parents work for! And the one that, when two worried kids of their employees are like “hi our parents haven’t contacted us in a month, what’s up?” give them one of those suspicious bullshit automated replies. Begin story There

ARCHIVES

Corrupt Archive Leaders?
This is less Corporate Evil and more of..an unfortunate power imbalance that resulted from events out of their control.
So like..The big problem in archives is that MANY MANY people were yanked from their homes, and plonked onto an alien planet that only had readily available accommodations for a Fraction of the population.
The key word here is Alien: there are no domesticated animals, no crops that have been carefully altered through human intervention for a millennia, they are essentially having to start from scratch in many cases. People don’t even have Dogs anymore!! For gods sake!!
Compare that to the archives themselves! A colony..city..thing. Lovely place, very efficient on energy and materials, nice cozy places for ppl to live, etc etc.
But..this was developed..slowly..over time..they don’t have Mass Access to resources to allow them to EXPAND as quickly as a sudden giant influx in an uprooted population would like them to.
SO…THAT WHOLE SITUATION JUST KINDA..EVOLVED!
People outside the archives have to restart with what little help they can get, and people inside continue on with their (now a little more crowded) but pleasant accommodations. It starts out very helpful!! Very “for the good of all humanity, we must do our best 2 come together and provide for eachother!!”
But good things never last, do they
Current day archives is a good way into the future. Archives expand, but at the same time get a bit Stingy with their resources..
People outside have started to spread out and settle, but it’s still very rough. There’s no shops where you can just go out and buy whatever you need (well. Maybe in very limited supply from the archives you can get some things), there’s plenty of conflict. Enough that people decide HEY!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE HOOLIGANS!!!! ARCHIVES HELP US OUT HERE
So they decide to ship them off to Euphrates (the grafter planet), to a modified facility they have there!! It’s more immediate than spending forever trying to build a prison or sending every one of these people to a therapist/giving them the Stuff they actually Need. SO JUST THROW EM ON THE NEXT PLANET OVER, SOUNDS GOOD!
Give that like a decade or two as things settle even more and then you get people sending people off for, very questionable reasons. Especially people that make offenses against anyone in The Archives, who have Control of all the Good Shit.
Also, I heard they don’t even drop them at the facility anymore..I’ve heard that they just pick a spot and leave em there…..do u think it’s true???
Badahdaaaaah…….Conflict.

Glib
Glib is another scientist on Euphrates. She helped discover plenty of things, especially about the “fungus”! But. Not usually in the most eeeuuhhh ethical, ways.

-Probably a fair amount of Euphrates residents that are legitimately terrifying people and not just soft babies unlucky enough to have been born there

-Definitely a bunch of folks in the archives, like the ones that send Too Nosy Journalists off to the Hell Planet


That’s it that’s all I’ve somewhat Solidly got, I’m working on some revenants stuff tho so We’ll See what happens there

MTVS Epic Rewatch #157

BTVS 6x08 Tabula Rasa

obligatory soundtrack to accompany your reading

Stray thoughts

1) Writing the follow-up act for OMWF couldn’t have been an easy feat, and yet the writers came up with one of the most memorable and quintessential Buffy episodes. OMWF was damn perfect, but we can hardly say it’s an episode that betokens the classic feel of the show. It was a Very Special Episode, and while at its core it had all the ingredients that make the show what it is (witty dialogue and one-liners, funny moments, character development, emotional resonance) I would hardly recommend it as the episode a new viewer should watch to get hooked on the show, you know? Tabula Rasa, on the other hand, is an A+ prototypical Buffy episode. There’s conflict between the characters, a memorable monster of the week (although he is only a plot device more than a key player in the narrative), an original gimmick, comic relief,  meta-jokes, plot advancement, good music, and a lot of tears. Like, A LOT. I love this episode!

2) The episode starts with Spike following Buffy around, as per usual, and asking her to have The Talk about The Kiss. It’s not every day that you make out with your former-number-one-enemy-turned-ally-turned-kind-of-friend-turned-confidant. Buffy chooses a very non-Buffy way to deal with the Spike-kissage: she dismisses the whole thing and downplays it. 

SPIKE: We kissed, Buffy.

BUFFY: So?

SPIKE: We… we kissed, you and me. All Gone With The Wind, with the rising music, and the rising … music, and what was that, Buffy?

BUFFY: A spell?

SPIKE: Oh, don’t get all prim and proper with me.I know what kind of girl you really are. Don’t I.

BUFFY: What we did is done. But I will never kiss you, Spike. Never touch you ever, *ever* again.

I get that Buffy wasn’t really Buffy yet, but this is a really mild reaction compared to the last time she had kissed Spike…

If Buffy hadn’t enjoyed their kiss or if she hadn’t been considering giving it another shot, she would’ve had a much more visceral reaction to his questioning. (I can totally imagine her saying something like: “what we did is disgusting” or “I’m disgusted at myself”) Yet she chooses to not make a big deal of it, and only when Spike insists on pushing the issue she states that she will never kiss or touch him again. Which is what she thinks she has to say more than what she actually feels since at this point she’s still fighting her attraction towards Spike. 

3) 

I will never kiss you, Spike. Never touch you ever, ever again.

*literally one second later*

For whatever reason, she just can’t let him die, can she? 

4) BTVS is probably one of the few shows which can get away with having an actual shark play a loan shark. And how awesome is that?

And I absolutely love the fact that Teeth (that’s the shark’s name according to the script, btw) keeps calling Spike “Mr. Spike.” So very gentlemanly of him! 

5) One of favorite lines in the whole show, tbh:

SPIKE: I just need a little more time.
SHARK DEMON: Time, time, time! Is what turns kittens into cats!

6) While Buffy is patrolling, the rest of the Scoobies are gathered at Xander’s discussing Buffy’s revelation that they had torn her out of heaven. This is an odd writing choice. Considering the weight of the revelation, as a viewer I was expecting to witness the actual moment in which the Scoobies and Buffy hash this out. It seemed like a pivotal moment in Buffy’s arc this season, yet it never came? My question is: did the writers purposefully chose not to write that key scene to continue driving a wedge between Buffy and her Scoobies and furthering the season’s plot of isolation, desolation, and self-destruction? or did they choose not to write it because it was too difficult a scene to write purely from a writing perspective? (did they chicken out?) 

7) Anywho, what they did write is the Scoobies trying to come to terms with what they’d done to their friend. And before I dissect the scene in point, let me take you back a few episodes to “Flooded”…

WILLOW: I brought her back! (…)  I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do. (…) I brought Buffy back into this world, and maybe the word you should be looking for is “congratulations.” (…) I wasn’t lucky. I was amazing. (…) The magicks I used are very powerful. Im very powerful.

You see it, right? Willow is taking full responsibility for bringing Buffy back. There’s no doubt in her mind that she alone carried this out. 

Now let’s analyse Willow’s discourse after realizing she had actually done something wrong, she had unexpectedly failed. 

TARA: All we know is that… it was a good place and she was happy there.
WILLOW: And we took her away from that. We wrecked it for her.
XANDER: We didn’t wreck. We didn’t know.
WILLOW: We didn’t wanna know. We were so selfish. I was so selfish.

It’s very clear that she does not feel comfortable taking full responsibility for bringing Buffy back now that she knows it made her miserable. When she thought having brought Buffy back made her a hero, she really didn’t feel like sharing the accolades…

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Dating Tony Padilla Would Include (Male Reader):

hey guys sorry it took so long! last week was ap testing and my phone broke this weekend and ive just been super busy but now im back and ready to get some stuff out for you guys! thank you for your patience! this one is a little less angsty than my other ones i feel, but its still pretty angsty bc im incapable of not being dramatic as hell. i hope you guys like it!

(also btw i just made up tonys siblings names based on names that i have in my family that i love bc i couldnt remember if his siblings names were ever said. hope that doesnt bother anyone!)

enjoy!

requested by @totalwhovian

Originally posted by fakehelper

  • you meet tony for the first time when youre five years old
  • the two of you were in the same kindergarten class and you sat at the same table
  • you were a shy kid, always keeping your head down and hoping no one would pay too much attention to you
  • that, of course, meant tony had to pay all of his attention to you
  • he smiled at you wide on the first day of school and asked if he could be your friend and didnt even look at you weird when you started crying
  • he sat with you everyday and shared his animal crackers during snack time and even let you use some of his crayons
  • (he had the 96 pack bc he was just that cool)

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zoetekohana  asked:

“Just stay with me.” for Jonsa?

a/n: this was supposed to be a short drabble. haha. that didn’t happen. this is all on you, Zoe! i hope you like it :)

very first contribution to the ship and the fandom. also, completely show!verse.

send me a prompt

Jon should have seen this coming. Really. However, with everything that has happened these past few months… Gods be good.

She’d seemed to be alright at Castle Black – well, as alright as one can be after escaping a monster like Ramsay. And oh, how he’d longed to beat him to death, not only for little Rickon but for Sansa – sweet Sansa, who’d done nothing to deserve such a fate.

But.

No, that life had not been his to take, as much as he’d wished it. As much as he’d craved it - Sansa had deserved closure.

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filthy-trassh-deactivated201705  asked:

If all 4 of Mark's main egos lived together explain what their day would be like. Morning, evening, and night. (hope im not getting annoying with these XD)

I JUST SAW THIS WHOOPS MY BAD. BUt no, these aren’t annoying. Feel free to send me more if you want :D

Wilford wakes up, usually with a hangover because he likes to party and literally doesn’t know when to quit. He gets up, sloppily makes himself a bowl of cereal before plopping down on the couch (in his boxers btw because he’s classy like that) and he stays that way until evening. Then he’ll either throw on sweats and annoy the ever living shit out of the others by pulling pranks or stealing their stuff and not putting it back. THEEEEN at night he goes out and gets hammered. it’s a vicious cycle lmao

Google literally spends every hour of every day online or doing something with technology. There is nothing else that he wants is programmed to do.

Yandere spends all night yearning over senpai, perfecting the shrine and figuring out ways to eliminate any and all rivals. He gets up early to watch senpai go to work/school/whatever place they’re going to and he follows them around. Then he goes home and daydreams, mindlessly spilling their thoughts about senpai. He doesn’t care what he says because they should be used to it at this point

Dark wakes up at a reasonable time, around 8 AM I guess. He gets dressed, cooks breakfast for the household because no one else knows how to use the oven/stove (even though he’s the only one that really eats what he makes) and he’s basically the caretaker, but can and will manipulate the others into doing something he doesn’t want to do. Then at night he might go for a walk and talk to any unsuspecting ladies he deems weak enough to fall for his tricks ;)

Richtor’s FAQ

This is very long overdue (and also just very long).

This post, and any subsequent FAQ posts, will be tagged as #faq for mobile access, and I will display the tag and a link to this post in my blog description. I will also be making a page for this on my blog, and maybe reblog it at intervals for exposure. 

Please read this thoroughly before asking me any questions or sending any messages. I will redirect some questions (not all) to the FAQ if the answer is there; otherwise, they will be deleted.

Updated: July 14th, 2017


Personal

What pronouns do you use?

They / them, please!

Do you mind if we call you by your birth name?

If you know it, not particularly - most people do. It’s not a matter of being triggered or feeling dysphoria if I’m not called Richtor, it’s just personal preference.


Spells and Resources

Do you have any spells / resources for _____?

Have you checked these lists?

Have you looked through my tagging system?

Have you searched my blog via the search function?

If you have not answered “yes” to all those questions, please do so before sending me any requests for spells, resources, or lists.

Half the time, I already have lists for what is being asked for, which are readily available to those that take the time look for them. I promise you, you will likely find the stuff faster if you look for it on your own, instead of waiting whatever amount of time it takes for me to see your ask, compile the links, then answer your ask.

Most of the links I provide are things that I find on my blog - I search my own blog to provide the resources you ask for. It is all already there.

What is _____ used for?

Have you searched my blog for that answer?

Have you checked Google for that answer?

Most of these messages are able to be Google’d. Sometimes I *do* Google them myself, just to try to prove a point. Especially when phrased such as “uses for _____” (which are pretty impersonal and don’t make me feel nice btw, I’m not an answer machine).

Commonly, in regards to crystals and herbs, typing “metaphysical properties of _____” into Google will help you find what you are looking for.

What does _____ term mean?

Same as above.

If I can use Google to find the answer, why don’t you just do it for me?

Because it isn’t my job to do so. Because I don’t believe I should spoon feed people these types of answers anymore, when they’re already so readily available. Because it is promoting more and more of those types of questions, and I am not very happy to answer them anymore. 

Because I believe it is important that magic users know how to do research on their own, and to actually do so; to me, it is a super important and personal part of the craft, and I don’t believe there will be a lot of growth if you are not putting any effort into it yourself.

The bottom line is - I have allowed a certain type of behavior on this blog go on for far too long, and that is my own error. I should’ve been a bit more severe on my boundaries, but I wasn’t, and now a lot of people expect certain behavior and questions answered of me. 

Now, however, I am putting my own boundaries as a person first before my desires for this blog, and even that is still before those that follow this blog. Basically, I’ll do what I want on my own blog, because it is my blog; what I offer to do is up to me, what I actually do is up to me.

This list has broken links, will you fix them?

Eventually, I’m sure. 

What do we do in the meantime?

Use what is already there; I make my lists as full as I do in case stuff like this happens, so you still have options. 

You can search for that post on my blog, it most likely will be on there. If not, go to Google, type “site:tumblr.com [name of post] [old blog name of poster],” and generally that pulls up some reblogs of that post on other blogs.


Asks and Submissions

Why have you not answered my question?

Does it fall into the list of [Questions I Will Not Answer]? If so, that may be why.

Otherwise, I may have found the content too triggering to post, or I was otherwise uncomfortable answering it or posting it. That list is not extensive, and there are lots of other things I find myself not comfortable answering.

I may not be on Tumblr when your ask gets sent, and therefore it won’t get responded to right away. I also have other things to do outside this blog, and may be busy. 

There are some circumstances where I am on mobile, and I need to wait for desktop access to provide a proper answer and/or resources.

Sometimes I don’t have an answer to give; in these cases I may try to redirect you to other blogs, or ask my followers to provide advice if they can, but depending on the ask’s nature (i.e., if it can be triggering), I may just delete it.

I also have had instances of missing asks - where someone sends in a three part ask and I only get one and three - I won’t answer those sorts of things unless I have all the pieces. Tumblr is notorious for eating asks; I may not have gotten it in the first place.

There are cases where I’m just not in the mood to talk about something, so I won’t. Sometimes I try to leave it for later; if I know I will never get around to answering it, it just gets deleted.

Why do you just delete stuff you don’t want to answer?

Because it is still my blog, my ask box - I still have control over it and decide what I answer and what I post. 

Aren’t you a resource blog? Don’t you *have* to help us?

No I am not a resource blog, not by my own definition. My blog was never made for it to be a resource for other people, ever. It may have become that, sure, but that was never my desire or intention. I have always used my blog as a way for me to gather information I care to know about, for my purposes; the fact that other people get use out of it too is just a side effect. 

I never once bound myself to answering every question I got. I may try to help, yes, and am glad to in most situations, and while I may offer something I am still free to retract that offer whenever I wish. I am not obligated to answer asks. Again, this is still *my” blog, first and foremost. I am not getting paid to be here, I am doing what I do for free, at the cost of my own time and energy; ultimately I decide how I spend it in the end.

Why don’t you post asks you’re not comfortable answering, with messages saying so?

Because it clogs the dash, for one thing. I honestly don’t really care to either. Why would I post it if it still makes me uncomfortable? I do not need to justify that for anyone, or provide reasons for not doing so. 

I am going to send you asks, asking why I haven’t been answered!

Okay, but I’m deleting them.

I am going to resend you my ask in the messaging system!

You really think pestering me to give you an answer is going to get you your answer faster? No; it’s just going to give you a snippy response, if one at all.

Can you open your submit box so we can share you things?

Sadly, no. I have had unsavory things sent to my submission box in the past, so it will never be open again.


Requests

Are sigil / spell / tarot reading requests open?

No; they have not been for a while, honestly.

If they are, I will make a post about it, change the information in my blog description, as well as the text for the ask box.

Trust me, when they are open, you will know.

Can I send a request in now for you to get to when they are open?

Nope, I don’t pre-book slots. These will just be deleted, as I feel it’s pretty disrespectful to still send in requests for a future time when they’re closed.

What if I miss the next time you have them open?

If you care that much about getting something done by me, you can receive notifications on mobile for when I post, so you would not miss the post saying I am taking requests for such things again.

Or, you know, regularly visit my blog to see.

I know your requests are closed but it’s an emergency, can you help?

I will likely send you to someone else who has similar services open.

You said requests are closed, but you still did something for so-and-so?

Yep, because I chose to; I decided I wanted to do that and so I did it. I will choose who I offer my services to, when I want to, and will not be made to feel guilty or bad for denying it when I don’t want to or feel able to do so.

I don’t think you guys understand - last time I opened requests, for maybe half an hour, I got over thirty of them. Sigils take about a half hour for me to do, from first sketches to digital format. That is over 15 hours of work, that I offer to do for free, on top of whatever else I may have going on in my life. I often can’t keep up with the amount of requests that come in, which is why they often stay closed.

Why don’t you do a limit to the number of requests?

It is something I am thinking of doing, yes, but it will still be when I feel up to doing so, and not a moment sooner.


Promos and Casting Spells

Can you do a promo for me?

Depends - have we ever interacted before outside of you asking me to promo you?

If “no,” then I will most likely not promo you.

Why not?

Because I don’t know you, and you’re basically asking a stranger if you can use their follower count as exposure for your own biz. I don’t appreciate my blog trying to be used as advertising, particularly if you have never interacted with me before on Tumblr.

If your first and only time talking to me is to ask for a promo, I am not going to be very inclined to do that for you.

Regardless, I still post what I want on my own blog, and sometimes I’m just not in the mood.

You reblogged a promo post for this person!

Yep, because I chose to - that was my decision to make for what I wanted on my blog, and I made it. 

Most likely, these people are my friends, and we’ve talked beforehand and I’ve *offered* to do that for them; they don’t ask me.

Will you cast spells for me?

Same as above.

I have limited energy to do the things I need to in my own life. Sometimes I need to conserve what I have to do what I need to do - I can’t go around casting spells for every person that asks.

You offered to do a spell for this person!

Yep, because that was my own choice - I decided I wanted to. I will not be guilt tripped or forced into doing something I don’t want to do.

I have made a post about this [here]. 


Other Blog Biz

Will you put long posts under a “read more” cut?

Not likely - in the instance of my blog ever being deleted, most things under “read more” disappear forever. I want my information to remain intact in case of accidental (or otherwise) deletion.

On desktop, you can hit the “J” key to skip past an entire post. I also tag long posts as such on my blog, and Xkit has a blacklist option which can be used to filter those posts.

For mobile, well I’m sorry, you’re just gonna have to scroll for a few seconds. 

I use “read more” cuts for personal matters or trigger warnings, not for long posts.


For now, that is all, although I am sure I will be editing this and adding more to it as time goes by. 

Truce AU -Steven universe

This is LONG and im sorry i cant make a cut on mobile.

Anyway pink wasnt shattered in this au and she just disapeared,with her high court the zoo and all the rose quartz gems after they were bubbled, but she is presumed dead

Shortly after pink disapeared, blue attempted to make a truce with rose.
The earth is a gem colony that will not be “renovated” or used to make gems.
Its usually where defective gems are sent, but any gem can travel to earth if she desires. Rose controls the earth though it is considered blues colony.

Steven still happens, and is basically raised to be in a high position of power. Though most leadership was left to garnet amethyst and pearl

The trial does still occur, though its because steven felt he needed to be tried for roses war crimes that she never delt with (as the diamonds couldnt get her in order to do a trial)

This is what causes zircon to get interest, so thats why shes on earth with howlite :p

Gems who live on earth are integrated with human society, and will either be symbolless or have a star. So you can tell wich gems are visiting earth (usually, as many gems choose to live on earth and havent gotten a star yet)

The corruption bomb never happened sooo no corrupted gems

The humans are treated equal, though most governments are controlled by gems (their better at leadership than humans, but their councels are full of humans usually)

Cluster never happened (blue wont let yellow get near the planet, shes still super sad about pink and all that)

They attempted to find pink diamond for many centuries, but they just couldnt find her.. Rumors say there are still search parties going throughout the galaxy

Pink diamond took her gems and her zoo to a planet near the edge of the galaxy, one that isnt on the diamonds star maps and is very similar to earth, so the zoomans dont need to stay in the zoo

Steven grew up taking frequent trips to homeworld to watch the crystal gems discuss imortant matters, this eventually switched to steven when the cg thought he was ready (this is probably some point during s4, even though many plot points are different)

Aquamarine and topaz are sent to earth in order to collect some human specimen, as blue and yellow wanted to do research on them. (Blue from sheer curiosity, yellow because she wanted to get more control over them, i.e making weapons that would effect them and stuff)

Steven volunteers for the trial when he learns more about rose, and pink diamonds disappearance. The crystal gems beg him not to do it, but he thinks it needs to be done.

Neither zircon is poofed in the trial, blue zircon does her job well and steven is tried as innocent, steven having been on homeworld many times before, kind of knows how the legal system works and asks that instead of yellow zircon being shattered, she is sent to live on earth with no allowance to visit homeworld or any other colonies. Yellow and blue diamond find this acceptable.

yellow zircon lives with lapis and peridot in an apartment in beach city.

Gems are all over the earth and there are many of them, due to their influence on human society and culture, the humans are not racist or anything, and they have many technological advancements.

Greg and connie (also lars when he becomes pink lars) are human representatives for homeworld and other colonies. Greg because he was close to rose, she would bring him along. Connie is considered stevens “human mate” (even though they are not together…as of now) her parents are very proud of her for being an intergalactic diplomat. And lars as he basically becomes stevens “guard”, steven wants to keep lars near by (so he always has an escape route if need be and because hes just a sweet boy who loves his zombie friend okay?)

Blue zircon doesnt live on earth, but she spends all her free time there, whether she is relaxing or preparing for a case, you can usually find her somewhere on the coast (usually the outskirts of beach city, outside city limits but still close enough that you could say shes in beach city) looking over files or reading human books.

Howlite is usually bugging her (btw, while this isnt fully an oc insert au just for my ocs, im including howlite in anything with zircon… Let my law girlfriends be happy ok)

The off colours are on earth, as padparacha and rutile were sent there soon after popping out, rhodonite and flourite came later when they were discovered. They live in a house in the country (around the barn area) they have an area big enough for flourite to have her own space, they are happy, steven visits when he gets the chance, garnet will always check in on rhodonite and flourite, checking up on relationships and asking if they need anything for their home (these babies are shy and wont go into town to get things, its cute)

Pearl has a gang of bad ass “rebel” pearls, they are commonly seen sparring on the beach, or being moms around the town (to everyone.. I swear)

Amethyst spends alot of time with the famethyst, as they were never taken off earth and sent to work in the zoo, amethyst didnt really pop out alone as the amethyst above her would often go to the kindergarden to see if the amethyst below her would ever come out.

This means amethyst wasnt super involved with the crystal gems, but her and the famethyst (including the jaspers and carnelian) are considered an off-branch of the crystal gems, amethyst goes along to the homeworld meetings as a representative for the gems made on earth, as for some reason the famethyst wanted her to represent them)

Sadly holly blue is never roasted by pearl, may this amazing scene rest in peace.

Holly wants nothing to do with the earth and wont go to it unless blue instructs her too, which she has never done, holly is grateful.

Jasper is part of the famethyst, is still a salty butt and is like a big sister to ALL OF THEM (suprising that she wasnt the representative for all of them)

Jasper hopes they find pink diamond some day, as do the rest of the famethyst, they feel abandoned by their diamond and hope she will return some day

The famethyst is more than just the gems that are originally at the zoo, it is every quartz soldier (other than roses) to ever come out of earth

Pink is guilty that she couldnt bring every one of her gems with her, and is often quite sad because of this.

Pink is never found, never returns to the earth.

However some of her court have visted earth in secret to update their diamond on her colony, and her gems.

She cries happy tears with every sparce report.

Pink lets her gems do whatever they wish on their new planet, human civilization thrives, pink thinks one day she will need to inform earth of their sister human colony.

One of the rare reports was done by a sapphire, her future vision gave her two paths, to inform the famethyst (pink knows about them and loves that her children stick together) of their diamonds wereabouts, or to return to earth 2.0 and never let them know. She watches them for many days and thinks they would be happier staying on earth, she informs pink of this. Pink respects her choice.

The entire famethyst dont have stars (including our amethyst) all have pink diamonds, yellow and blue think this is strange, but they understand that they are still loyal to their missing diamond.

There are many cities throughout earth that are populated by only gems, some of these are inhabited by only permafusions (the cities are not limited to gems and fusions, these are just areas humans chose to not live in, or eventually abandoned.) They are all like small town cities, with one or two streets, they occasionally get shipments of suplies (like food and stuff, even if they dont need it, many of them enjoy eating or doing “human” things)

Garnet once considered moving to one of these towns, but decided she needed to stay with the crystal gems.

She has told the off colours about these towns, but they prefer seclusion, garnet wont force them to do anything they are uncomfortable with, so she suggests it once, they turn it down, never talked about again.

Steven finds lion while hes exploring the earth one day, since corrupted gems dont exist on earth, they had no reason to go to the desert. But steven happened upon it one day, lion was lying near the warp pad, waiting patiently for rose to come visit him again, lion takes a liking to steven, all the cuteness ensues.

Lars doesnt turn pink on homeworld, he develops a terminal illness, when steven learns of this he tries to use his healing spit to stop it, it doesnt work, lars dies soon after, steven cries over lars when he visits with sadie, lars parents are already in the room, his mother bawling, his father barely holding himself together.

When lars wakes up from death, his mothers tears turn from sad to happy, his father finally lets his tears flow, steven and sadie freak out for a few seconds before takling him with hugs. A doctor checks lars for any sign of the illness, its gone.

Yellow zircon, peridot, and lapis are the loudest ones in their apartment building. They have almost been kicked out several times. Zircon talks the land lord into letting them stay, every time.

Yellow zircon will often visit blue, they had a whole heart to heart thing. Blue expecting yellow to be furious about being trapped on earth and out of a proper job (shes going to law school to be a lawyer on earth, and currently works at a mall in the nearby town sice beach city doesnt have one..i think.) Yellow said that shes not upset, she just misses homeworld sometimes, though she enjoys her new life with peridot and lapis. They spend alot of time comparing homeworld law to earth law, how annoying law school is even though yellow was litteraly MADE to be a lawyer. Blue is thankful she doesnt have to do schooling on earth.

Blue zircon has made many friends on earth, and spends alot of time on the planet. For some reason she doesnt feel the need to move to the planet, she feels like all her trips to homeworld would make it pointless and she might aswell remain living on homeworld.

Yellow zircon and howlite eventually talk her into moving to earth, she lives in the same apartment complex as yellow, lapis and peridot, with howlite. The noise drives her nuts, howlite assures her shell get used to it.

She never gets used to it.

Zircon doesnt get how they sound like their in the same room, when they are on completely seperate ends of the building (yz peri and lapis are on the top floor near the front of the building, bz and howlite are on the second floor in the back)

Zircon does not blame the land lord for hating them, she eventually demands they learn how to be quiet, as legally the land lord can kick them out at any time (from the many.. Many noise complaints)

Howlite takes trips to homeworld, as any gems arested on earth are usually sent to homeworld for trial, then given back to the earth to decide what to do with them. Howlite (and other howlites and turquoises) is usually the one(s) to deliver the gems.

Howlite also just works as a general cop (*coughcough security officer at a mall coughcough*) on earth

Gems arested on earth are usually bubbled and kept in the burning room for however long their sentance is, pearl puts sticky notes on every bubble, on who the gem was, why they were bubbled, how long the sentance is, and the year they were bubbled.

Yellow zircon ended up living with peri and lapis, because she didnt know what to do or where to go, steven took her to the appartment, asked the girls to help her get on her feet, they grew attached and she never left.

Yellow zircon and peridot where normal human clothes (yz gets a discount from the store she works at so why not take advantage of it?) Lapis doesnt understand why they like human clothes so much.

Yz loves baggy shirts and pants (she kinda misses the bell bottoms… Oh well). Peridot loves the fluffy sweaters, croptops, and cute shorts. She thinks shoes are weird so she usually goes barefoot.

Peridot doesnt have a job, she stays home with their dog named pumpkin (shes a weiner dog and they love her) lapis works at fun land, as stayed before, yz works in a clothes shop at a mall.

The famethyst have basically made their own city at the alpha kindergarden, it is recognized as an acctual city, and is the only one to be solely inhabited by just quarts soldiers.

This town has no buildings or anything, its just the famethyst sparring and being quartz soldiers, the ones who enjoy sleep will sleep in their holes (any gems from the beta kimdergarden who like sleep will find an abandoned hole, that probably belonged to a rose quartz and claim it as their own)

They all enjoy food.. All of them. (Except jasper.. She eats rarely though) so the town does get food shipments occasionally.

Jasper is declared “mayor” of the town, they dont know what a mayor is.. But.. Jasper is it.

Homeworld has a stigma with earth, that every gem there is defective. Though many gems living on earth still work for homeworld, some have hard times getting jobs, as gems would rather have a gem from anywhere else. It sucks and was a main reason blue zircon was scared to move to earth in the first place.

Blue zircon does still have alot of work however, as she is usually the gem assigned to defend gems arrested on earth (as she knows how earth culture works, and many homeworld gems dont)

Of course there are many other zircons on earth, same with any other gem. Theres many of every kind.

Many gems will deny their purpose entirely and go to human college to pursue a new path. Sapphires have become scientists, quartz soldiers have become teachers, pearls have become famous chefs.

Its known on homeworld that on earth you can do whatever you wish, though this makes the homeworld gems despise the earth more, why would a gem deviate from her purpose? She was made to do something, why would she go to earth to do something entirely different?

Okay, but guys I don’t think we’re fully talking about the potential that a lesbian Beauty and the Beast has. Everyone’s talking about how great it is but like. Let’s seriously think because this idea has me so excited, I think I have to write it.

Belle who comes from this small village where everyone thinks she’s odd because she always has her nose in a book. But ALSO Belle who keeps turning away male suitors no matter who they are. Belle who can’t understand WHY she just doesn’t feel attraction towards these male suitors. If Gaston is included (he wasn’t in the original fairytale from what I remember, but I think we’re going Disney here) then that adds this layer of Belle being like, “He’s a misogynistic pig but that’s not the only reason I don’t want him…I just don’t know what the other reason is.”

And a Beast who’s always preferred princesses to princes and knows it, too, but she was also kinda an asshat when she was human and still totally turned that poor old woman away because old her was a total cockwaffle. And she thinks the spell will never be broken because she’s never met anyone like her before and who could love a Beast?

Then Beast imprisons Belle’s father and Belle storms into the castle with a big stick and her skirts hiked up above her knees, angry and kind of scared and totally ready to take her father’s place. And Beast is like, “Oh…she’s really beautiful.”

And then Belle actually does take her father’s place and Beast is like, “Oh…she’s really brave, too. Oh. Oh.

Anyway the entire castle conspires behind their backs especially Lumiere bc he’s Shipper Trash™ and that’s canon. And Belle starts to realize her Feelings™ and she’s very confused because, “Um??? Yes I understand that there’s a princess underneath all that but like??? She’s a woman??? Is that even POSSIBLE??”

Anyway, Mrs. Potts totally talks with Belle about it and basically tells her that yes, it’s possible for women to love women, that’s a thing and there’s nothing wrong with it. And Belle starts to think of how she feels about all those men back in the village and she’s like, “Oh…oh. I like girls.”

And it’s this big realization for her but it feels really comfortable as well because suddenly she doesn’t have this weird feeling anymore that something’s wrong with her or that there’s something missing. And her and the Beast (who’s name may be Angela, IDK, help me out) start to bond even more. Over love of reading, over their shared differences from others, over Belle’s Tragic Story™. 

Then The Dance™ happens and Belle’s wearing this beautiful, floaty yellow dress (which BTW, I actually thought the dress was gorgeous) and the Beast is like, “I’m so in love.” And then Belle brings up the issue of her freedom and the Beast lets her use the mirror to see her father and then she lets Belle go back to her village to save him. Because she LOVES Belle and so she’ll let her go, she has to. She doesn’t care what happens anymore. She wants Belle to be happy and she knows that Belle won’t be happy if a) she isn’t free and b) her father is hurt.

So anyway Belle gallops into the village square looking like the heroine she is and that whole thing happens and then we get the Coming Out Scene™ because she has to tell her father, naturally. And there’s some crying, of course, and definitely an, “I will always love you no matter what.”

And then they break out and Belle goes to save her True Love™ and also to kick Gaston’s misogynistic ass and maybe get him to hook up with LeFou if he doesn’t, y’know, die. And then there’s the whole fight scene with Belle standing there in her underwear (bc she WAS in her underwear, I can’t get past that) and screaming for her Beast and the Beast being a Total Badass™ and Gaston being a Total Asshole™.

And of course Belle telling the Beast that she loves her even when she thinks it’s too late, begging for her to come back. And Agatha is like, “I love angst but I’m gonna change everyone back now so y’all can have your moment as actual human beings because I didn’t really think this whole thing through and bestiality isn’t really my jam.”

And so everyone gets turned back and Belle marries her wife and they become princesses or queens or whatever together and LeFou hooks up with Stanley and everyone lives happily ever after except that sometimes a villager or a visiting noble makes a comment about how odd Belle is and Angela (that’s her name, I guess) totally growls Beast-style at them which Belle thinks is absolutely hilarious and Cogsworth thinks is just crass and Lumiere thinks is Kinky™.

The End.

Bound 1/3

→ Vampire!Reader x Baekhyun

→ This is inspired by @oh-ottoke‘s Bad Blood (btw which I loved like a whole lot, thanks for that masterpiece) in which the Reader is a vampire empress.

→ After the Vampire Empress saved the young man’s life, he was honor-bound to repay the favor.

→ Warnings: Smut in the next parts. Dirty language and indications of sex.

Word count: 1,3K


She couldn’t remember much of last night. Only his screams of terror that had triggered all the following actions. He had a wonderful voice, even him screaming bloody murder sounded wonderful. Although his voice was not the reason she decided to actually act and run out and help this young man. 

Hundreds of men and women had been assaulted and killed right outside her bedroom window, screaming for anybody, and never had she helped them. Why should she? Whatever blood was left in the body in the morning, she herself would feast on, so why help the person? Humans were disgusting anyways.

But then, why help this one?

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anonymous asked:

Prompt: Greek God/desses doing life in the 1700's. Also, some of your regular recurring characters are there too. Bcos i really love Jenny...

(We all love Jenny, she can’t stand to have it any other way!) And I actually don’t know a whole lot about the 1700s, so pretty much all of this is based on wikipedia!


There’s a woman in her underwear standing at the far end of the room. Aphrodite isn’t entirely sure why no one else notices her, bedecked in what the humans called pantaloons (though they’re black, not beige as is the fashion), but that’s what makes this land so exciting. She’s not used to not knowing and these colonies are rife with secrets.

She wonders if this is what it’s like to be in love? Always trying to navigate the whirlwind of confusion, always searching for reasons, heart always pounding in her chest.

“May I have this dance, Miss…?” The young gentleman looks at her hopefully. He’s wearing the red coat of a British soldier, a somewhat tense addition to the dance, and it’s only the small heels on his boots that puts him at her eye level, despite being reasonably tall for a human. 

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anonymous asked:

Hii can I request a how would Jimin be as your boyfriend list thingy? I totally loved the one for Seokjin!! C:

Originally posted by booptae

come off anon so i can love you of course i can


Dating Jimin

  • okay okay here we go
  • jimin to be like radiates sunshine and happiness and confidence a lot like he definitely tries to be happy and confident for everyone else???
  • and so when you first meet jimin it’s a lot of casual touching and he’s always smirking and running his hand through his bangs and lip biting and you’re just wtf how darE??? I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attaCKED RIGHT NOW???
  • but when he realizes he likes you all of the kinda goes away and he’s suddenly panicked bcuz oh crap I really like them?? like really truly?? what am I suppOSED TO DO??? thiS iS!!!
  • and suddenly bad boy jimin is gone and he’s shy and sheepish and self conscious and whenever you interact he’s never making eye contact with you and he’s avoiding your gaze and he’s soft spoken
  • and namjoon is the one he goes to honestly for advice and help and namjoon is like come one anyone would love you please chim just go for it but he’s still so shy???
  • and you’re kinda?? does he not like me?? and that’s how it actually goes down
  • one day you’re tired of it and you corner him and are all “hey um did I suddenly get repulsive or something cause you um,, kinda have started hiding from me?? and I uh-”
  • and he’s “oh my god no I just really really like you and I just didn’t know what to do because I’m not anything special and you’re literally a goddess and I didn’t think you would like me and I panicked-”
  • “jimin chill I’ve wanted to kiss you from day one you don’t need to apologize”
  • and that’s when you realize how sensitive and shy he really is when it comes to dating
  • like everyone seems to think he’s all bad boy and pinning you against the wall 25/8
  • but I really see him being more sweet and shy and adorable and cuddly and innocent
  • like he’ll have his moments don’t get me wrong
  • okay but first date he would be really classic and take you out for dinner at this local pizza place and tease you if you eat your pizza wrong (everyone knows you have to fold it) and then you guys would go out for a movie so he would have an excuse to hold you close and protect yoU AND UM (ps you end up kissing and some mom like cusses you out even tho this is the conjuring two why is your kid here anyway???)
  • he’s all for skinship though
  • in public he’s all touching you: holding hands, keeping one hand in your back pocket, arm around the shoulder, arm around the waist
  • like he’s so busy staring at you that he basically trips over his feet and runs into piles and stuff
  • he’s all for kissing in public too like you’ll be walking in the mall and he’ll just turn his head and kiss you square on the lips (really into playful lip biting btw)
  • his favorite after regular kisses would be forehead kisses and kisses between the eyes but like in a cute way?? (idek how kisses work) but like anywhere really??
  • and he’s always kissing you like
  • when you’re home alone there’s no stopping him
  • he loves letting you know how beautiful you are and he likes to show that by kissing
  • like feeling insecure about your tum? this boy is gonna be kissing your belly until you’re smiling again
  • don’t like your shoulders cause you think they’re too big? jimin is gonna kiss you until you admit you’re perfect
  • as somehow who obviously deals with insecurities he would make sure you’re always feeling good about yourself and you love just the way you are
  • also at home he’s a cuddler???
  • like his head in your lap and you’re playing with his hair and watching romcoms
  • or you’re sitting on his lap and his chin is on your head as you’re talking about your day
  • he’s carrying you everywhere
  • need a snack?? well he’s gonna carry you in his arms over to the kitchen even though it’s like five feet away
  • you’re about to crash on the couch? he’s gonna piggyback your butt up your room
  • sleeping?? I think he would like when you have your head on his chest and his arms around your hips and your legs are all tangled because you’re so close and he can feel every inch of you and know you’re actually there
  • he would be so down for small talk but I think when you guys finally curl up for bed it would be honesty hour like if you were having a crap day or vice versa that would be the time to rant and let it all out
  • when you’re upset he would probably try to comfort you first and foremost
  • his voice is so soothing and he’s stroking your hair and holding your hand and talking you through the issue
  • if someone hurt you though he would !! like he’s ready to fight somebody and he’s storming around and cursing and ready to throw down
  • and you have to kiss him and literally pull him down onto the floor or couch or whatever to make sure he doesn’t go out and hurt himself
  • okay but I’m low key binge watching wedding shows rn and can anyone else see jimin so into that kind of thing???
  • like you wake up at like three in the morning one night and you can’t find jimin and ??? babe ??? and you hurry downstairs to see him on his laptop like googling wedding venues and dresses and themes and he gets so so so embarrassed??? and he slams the laptop shut and he’s “I’m just plaNNING AHEAD FOR US okAY”
  • “also do you want an outdoor or indoor wedding because I’m reading up-”
  • “jimin seriously if I’m marrying you everything else doesn’t matter”
  • like seriously the most selfless person like he wants to go on a date to a concert but you wanna go to the festival in town well guess who’s gonna go win you a fishy
  • speaking of gifts he literally showers you in them
  • he tried to bake for you a lot and he usually ends up burning everything just a lil bit but he makes the presentation so nice with candles and like Rosemary on top as like a design thing?? and it’s so romantic?? even if the food isn’t particularly tasty the thought he puts into it makes it five stars
  • he’s really bad about spoiling you like he’ll be out with the boys and they’re in the mall chilling and he glances at this really nice necklace and he’s “I’ll meet y'all later I gotta gO”
  • and you get home and there’s not only a necklace (birthstone plz) but like a giant teddy bear and cupcakes just because “I love you jagi”
  • probably gets you a puppy sooner or later and then gets jealous because that puppy sits on your lap 25/8 and hogs your attention and he’s not having that
  • pet names
  • “jagi, baby, boo, cupcake, baby girl”
  • honestly there’s probably a new name every day and it’s just
  • like there’s a whiteboard on the fridge and he’ll write your new nickname on the board and like a reason why he loves you so when you wake up you can be reminded he loves you
  • and when he’s away on tour every second he has of free time he’s face timing you and he needs to see your face and hear your voice and if you catch him late enough he’ll probably tear up a bit because he’s not good with the separation
  • and when he finally comes home you snuggle for like five days straight and kiss his face and he’s tickling you and talking about his plans to stuff you in his suitcase for the next tour
  • okay but dates??
  • like always really simple but super romantic at the same time??
  • like going to your favorite cafe and he holds your hand across the table and stares into your eyes for like seventeen hours and he kinda zones and he’s listening he swears but you’re so distracting
  • or like going to one of those pottery places and you’re painting a piggy bank and he’s got something next to you but he won’t let you look and when he finishes its a plate with both your names and the date you got together and later— when you get married he makes one with the wedding date and then consecutive plates with the dates all your kids are born and they’re all hanging in the family room and I just
  • although he’s not one for just chilling at home for date night like this is date night and he is a busy man he wants to take you out!!
  • he would be for things that give him an excuse to hold you like hello yes let’s go roller skating so I can hold your hand and fight all the boys that look at you and tease you when you trip “you just fell for me~”
  • “jimin stfu I swear”
  • jimin is the most jealous and he doesn’t even try to hide it like some boy is hitting on you he’s storming over and dragging you off so he can kiss your face all over and hold you in his arms
  • seriously he wouldn’t let it go over like “remember that one time jeongguk looked at you when you were wearing that bikini”
  • “jimin?? honey?? babe??” and you have to calm him down cause he’s all worked up and he’s flustered and red and it’s kinda cute actually
  • okay but this boy learns how to braid hair for you like you come home from work and he’s chilling watching videos on how to waterfall braid and he loves just running his fingers through your hair
  • and then he kinda just well since we’re already sitting all close come here and he just kisses your face all over
  • he’s always showing you off too like when you’re official every social media profile he has is covered in your pictures and they’re not even subtle like “hi yes this is my love when she woke up this morning doesn’t she look cuTE IN MY SHIRT???” and he’s so !! about showing the world you’re his
  • he’s always taking your picture and sending it to all the other boys like hello have you seen my lover aren’t you jealous I bet you are I’m even jealous of me
  • matching couple sweaters!! like all the time!! the cheesy he’s mine and she’s mine all of that going on forever amen
  • he would try to get you to dance too (and by try I mean force you with kisses)
  • like it’s really just an excuse to have his hands on your hips and his body pressed up against yours but he really does enjoy seeing you learn his passion and smiling and doing what he loves
  • he’s always teaching you their choreography and one day you make the mistake of trying to follow taehyung’s part and not jimin’s
  • big mistake
  • big big mistake
  • anYHOW
  • he’s smothering you all the time in his love and kissing you and cuddling you~
  • and you’re his entire world and!!
  • don’t date him just marry him okay and love him
Happy Birthday Hannah!

It’s going to be hard to match the amazing fic you and Jane wrote but I really hope you like it.

Based off the “I accidentally sent you a selfie of me in the tub and you sent one back and damn you’re cute” au.

Percy is on his third bowl of cereal and exactly half way through the first, and sadly only, season of Daredevil on Netflix, enjoying a well deserved night in when his phone goes off. Percy keeps his eyes locked on the small TV sitting on the stack of textbooks across the tiny apartment from him while he fumbles for the phone. He pats the couch blindly until his hand hits the stupid thing and knocks it off the couch. Percy groans, tearing his eyes away from the TV long enough to see where his phone has flown off too.

For a second he debates just leaving it but if the text could be from Grover, asking if Percy wants enchiladas which is definitely moving from his comfy spot on the couch. He pulls his feet off the second hand coffee table carefully, always afraid he’ll break the thing since it’s mostly held together with glue and ducks to grab his phone. With a quick slide of his thumb he opens the message from a strange number he doesn’t recognise and nearly covers his lap in knock off Fruit Loops.

The text isn’t just a text, it’s a picture of a pair of very long, very tan, very gorgeous legs propped up on the edge of a tub in what looks to be a bubble bath. It takes him an embarrassingly long time to pick his jaw up off the floor. When he finally gets himself together he notices the caption at the bottom reading This is the better thing I have to do on a Friday night.

Obviously the message wasn’t meant for him, Percy doesn’t get random bath selfies from owners of very attractive legs. He has no idea what to do though, they don’t offer a class on how to handle getting an accidental, partially nude selfie from a random number. Percy swallows and stares at the picture a second longer, something about the legs is strangely familiar. That’s when it hits him, they’re Her legs. Annabeth Chase, the way out of his league, way too smart blonde that sits in front of him in Mythology 218.

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About Abusive Shipping:

It’s disgusting when people tell others to kill themselves for shipping fictional relationships that they consider to be abusivelike don’t you all realize that you’re the abusive ONES! What happens in FC comics/FCseries/FCmangas/FCmovies/FCbooks/ IS NOT REAL! ITS FICTION! ITS FUCKING FICTION! Therefore anything bad “characters” do is more forgivable or passable! Why?? Because in fiction/alternative universes writers can choose to redeem “them”…they can choose to “change them”…and shippers have the right cling to that…The only reason why people hate on angsty/complex fictional parings so much is because people love to apply the morality of our world to the world of all these multiple universes that withhold different morals…they think the characters are still going to be like the humans of our world where we all know that if; person A tries to kill/hurt person B “once”… person B will never be able to trust them ever again…and person A will then have to stay stay in prison/mental hospital & bla bla bla…then  person A’s relationship with person B’s will be considered abusive/unhealthy by society “if” person A is still somewhat obsessed with person B even after all they did to them…and honestly, only in real life… and in real life ONLY…"that" makes perfect sense!(that it’d be considered abusive)…why? because only in real life we “can’t” be sure if someone possesses redeemable qualities…we cant see inside their thoughts(like we do with our characters)…we can’t interview an author/writer/director/person and ask them to “write Person A out differently”…because its-the-real-world! In this world” we cant know for sure, or foreshadow what person A is going to do next…all we can do is; not trust person A “anymore” because it’s human nature! It’s in our morals! I will only understand if you bark(that means complain) about complex/angsty/dark fictional couples if and only if we’re talking about soap operas/dramas/novels or things as such… because those of us who have gone through/or have experienced real life abuse get triggered by those things… Because yes, dramas/soap operas tend to be based mostly on things that happen on/in our world…it’s not that fictional…i for example, when i watch “la Rosa de Guadalupe(it’s a Mexican sorta soap opera btw) remember all the horrible things that happened to me…i remember all the horrible things i experienced…because alot of the stories from those episodes are inspirations/manipulations based on real life stories of our world…and its only then when my brain takes me back to those horrible times(i will not go in detail because i hate talking about it)…its only then when i feel triggered…not when i’m reading/watching about vampires,batman,naruto,or unicorn stories with villains…NO! (sorry don’t know what else to put) but with soap operas/& dramas. Now, I am not saying you should ship what i ship! Nor devaluing your abuse, if you did go through it, and you felt like this was what this post is doing. Because thats not what this post was/is about(you can still like/dislike what you want/and feel the way you want)! I’m just saying that applying “some”(&only “some”) of our social issues to fictional worlds with different morals don’t make any sense! And if it still makes you uncomfortable regardless –then simply blacklist the tag and stay away from people that “like” what you “hate”. It’s that simple. No need to play shipping police. Thats not your job. What gave you the right? No need to shame/bash/insult/force opinions on people for having their own preferences!…like sure, sometimes i bash couples that are opposing to my ships; but its not constantly, and i only do it when its the opposing shippers that are starting shit…i don’t just shame people for what they ship..be it crack…or weird..not lovable…stupid…dum…or anything…i only bite if you bark…especially if you bark in my lane(and by that i mean my tags/dash/inbox/ etc.)…if you just wanna hate on certain pairings and just don’t agree with this rant…then fine…so be it…(i also have pairings that i hate regardless of whatever it is that keeps the ship sane)…I believe that sometimes it’s also good to release stress by talking about the things you hate…as long as its on your own blog,as long as you don’t crosstag your hate in the pro tags,…and as long as you don’t force/harass your opinions on others (because yes, that makes you a piece of shit) then you’re good…Oh and also, no one can force you to like what “they” like…But you must still keep an open mind(and by that i mean please do check out other arguments…if you have questions about the ship you hate then just ask someone that ships it!)…and if your views still don’t change even “after” keeping an open mind and hearing the “same arguments” over and over again…then you are free to go ship/to like/or to even hate whatever you like as long as (like i said) you don’t act like and ass.:)  (and yes, that still means /crosstagging/harassing/ and/or forcing opinions on others etc.

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