feel free to add on

a collection of out-of-context The Adventure Zone quotes

- “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”

- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

- “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”

- “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”

- “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”

- “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”

- “ ♫ Oh shit, sweet flip. ♫ “

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender are not the “main” non cis, non straight identities. Queer, pansexual, polysexual, every nonbinary identity, agender, genderqueer, genderfluid, asexual, aromantic, every aspec identity, and every other non cis or het orientation are not variants, modifiers, or subsets of lesbian, gay, bi, and trans. They are unique, standalone identities and deserve to be respected as such.

small things to stay alive for
  • getting to see yourself grow over time
  • finding new music
  • late night drives with the person you love
  • warm cups of tea
  • the colors of a sunset
  • new movies releasing
  • seeing someone blow out birthday candles
  • hearing someone laugh
  • inside jokes 
  • making playlists 
  • giving people gifts
  • lazy days where you watch your favorite movies
  • baking cupcakes and frosting them
  • your dog waiting for you at the door
  • small cafes
  • aquarium touch pools
  • seeing someone’s face light up
Good good OOC TAZ things

because the fact this thing was made by three nerd brothers and their nerd dad is a cornerstone of what makes it so great

  • Griffin introducing an NPC and instantly going ‘shit I have to come with a voice’
  • Griffin coming up with a voice and then instantly retconning it because he hates it
  • The boys’ derisive yet affectionate mockery of their dad’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes
  • Clint’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes
  • The use of nicknames (Juice, Griffy, Ditto etc.)
  • The unironic use of the word ‘Daddy’
  • Justin growing outrage at everyone else’s lack of character voices
  • One of the players suggesting something really stupid and Griffin’s deadpan voice saying ‘you die instantly’
  • Something bad happens/is about to happen and you just hear Travis go ‘well tits’
  • ‘which celebrity would you say this new NPC most resembles?’
  • Some dope plot twist occurs and one or more players breaks character to congratulate Griffin on how dope it is
  • Justin laughing so hard it sounds like he’s dying
  • Someone trying to surreptitiously open a bag of snacks but it ruins the audio and everyone else yells at them
  • Clint never knowing what dice to roll
  • One or more of them bursting into song
  • Someone making a hella good attack roll and Griffin going ‘holy shit’
  • ‘You’ve solved my [X] puzzle!’
  • Someone does some crazy-ass stunt and it works and the others start cheering and clapping
good responses to "are you a boy or a girl"

sorry what? there’s a bee in my ear
• nnnnNnNnnNnNnnnnNNNNNnnnnn
• we’re sorry, this number is unavailable at this time. to leave a callback number, press 5. beep
• how did you get in my house
• point into the distance. do not say anything, and do not point at anything specific. just point.

Havin an emotional disability be like

-Never cries for the right reasons (like when someone dies IRL)

-Crying buckets when a fictional character dies

-Resting blank face (no emotion, eyes often glazed over)

-Having intense feelings and consequently trying to play any violent reactions off as a joke

-Having no feelings at all. You don’t even know what feelings are. Emotions? You don’t know them.

-“How are you?” “Uhhhh… Fine?” You actually don’t know if you’re fine or not. You don’t know what emotion you’re currently feeling. You were pretty sure you were okay until you were put on the spot. In the awkward silence that follows, you know you’ve fucked up so badly the embarrassment physically hurts.

-Pretending to care about something that isn’t your special interest so your friends don’t leave you.

-Your voice is also monotone unless you get excited.

-Being constantly overwhelmed by everything and having a short fuse and snappish tone with everyone and feeling guilty immediately. It’s not anybody’s fault, and you’re not mad at them, but now they think you are. You immediately shut down.

-Your sense of humor is warped by time on the internet and how few neurons fire in reaction to what normal people consider to be funny.

-You look like a deer in the headlights when you’re being yelled at. You don’t know why this person is mad at you and all your energy and concentration is going towards trying to figure out why, hence the blank look on your face.

-Staring into space for hours. You look like your soul has left your body in favor of the Astral Plane.

-Being a big fan of the feeling of nostalgia bc it’s the only feeling that hurts in a nice way.

-Enjoying angst bc it’s better to feel intense emotional pain than nothing at all.

-Am I depressed or is my disability acting up?

Local Witchcraft

Every witch has a deep well of local energy to draw from in their craft. So much can be learned from what’s around you; you just need to tap into it.

Originally posted by plantrkool

  • Learn about endangered species. Take steps to protect them.
  • Learn about invasive species. Learn their properties, pull them up, and use them in witchcraft.
  • Study the plants around you.
    • Learn their medicinal properties.
    • Learn their magical properties.
    • Learn their scientific names.
    • Learn which ones are edible and which ones are poisonous.
  • Learn about local animals– which ones are endangered, myths surrounding them, etc.
  • Research the meanings behind names of towns, streets, parks, buildings, etc. There may be interesting bits of history or folklore.
  • Identify major natural forces in your area (eg: storms, the ocean, wildfires)
    • How do they affect you?
    • How can you get in touch with them?
    • How can you harness their power in your magic?
  • Research local folklore.
  • Get involved with conservation programs or environmentalist groups in your area.
  • Observe how the land around you changes with the seasons. What can you see at certain times that you can’t at others? What flowers bloom, what bugs are active?
  • Go out in nature! Familiarize yourself with the wonderful energies that surround you.

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dumb things I want for TS4
  1. the ability to name cowplants
  2. the ability to bulldoze lots from map view
  3. child support
  4. inheritance
  5. laundry
  6. the ability to change the opacity on makeup
  8. better, more plain, swatches on base game beds
  9. real garage doors
  10. cars (they don’t even have to work, I just need the aesthetic for houses)
  11. graveyards
  12. sims 3 traits (the really dumb ones): coward, brooding, diva, technophobe, hates the outdoors, neurotic, etc.
  13. really just more traits (I miss the more personality based ones)
  14. a nice, simple, bathroom sink to put in counters (they’re all for kitchens)
  15. more planter boxes for gardens
  16. green wall colors that aren’t ugly
  17. better kitchen cabinet sets (don’t even get me started on this)
  18. the ability to paint portraits
  19. actual group photos
  20. swing sets for my kiddos (and adults too)
  21. really just more playground equipment
  22. more of these new semi-interactive City Living type careers
  23. graduation ceremony for teens when they age up (a rabbit hole even)
fun things to do during a car ride
  • put on your broadway playlist of all your fave tunes from all your favourite shows and *perform* along
  • add unnecessary badly-executed vibrato to every song you can
  • sing songs with the voice of the wrong character (ex: you and me (but mostly me) from the book of mormon as javert is a personal favourite)
  • if you’re going out just put out tonight from rent on loop
  • forget to sing some parts because the singer is doing that™ and you’re transcending your earthly body (mildly unsafe if you’re driving)
craigslist for cryptids:
  • missed connections full of sasquatch people who saw each other in the woods but were too shy to say hello
  • yeti listing snow furniture they’ve built and need to sell
  •  el chupacabra asking around for which farmers are struggling this year so as to not eat their livestock specifically
  • nessie offering uber rides across the loch
  • the jersey devil offering services to bring premonitions to those in need
bored? here is things to do

(no technology version) 

  • write a letter to someone (pen pals are cool)
  • draw your dream house
  • sculpt something
  • cook!! bake!!
  • rearrange your room
  • read a book
  • have a picnic
  • start a journal or write in one
  • draw anything
  • sleep !
  • travel somewhere by bike or foot
  • knit a blanket
  • make an indoor garden on your window
  • do a puzzle
  • write anything (a poem, a story, a joke)
  • decorate yourself, henna & fake tattoos?
  • paint !!
  • make a “treasure” box + map then hide it! (or a time capsule)
  • scrapbooking 
  • create a terrarium
  • make a list
  • make greeting cards
  • work out
  • sing, maybe make you own song?
  • watch the stars
  • animal watch (look at that dog!)
  • stretch
  • color in a coloring book
  • write a postcard
  • play a board game 
  • take a hot bath
  • create a physical moodboard (use magazines & old photos!)
Full list of references in Taylor’s LWYMMD music video (in order)
  • Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris
  • Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)
  • Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won 
  • Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake” 
  • Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)
  • Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)
  • Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 10)
  • Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”
  • Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models
  • I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; referencing the media mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston


  • Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows
  • “What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song
  • “Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as
  • “Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim” 
  • “Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye 
  • “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative” - Reference to Taylor’s response to Kim K’s recording