feeding the ducks is my favorite

I’m back, and I bear gifts of Shiratorizawa for all of you. (a.k.a more Shiratorizawa head canons that no one asked for but I’m doing anyway I can not be stopped!!!!) I have too many feelings for this team that are threatening to explode. (slight ushiten and semishira to be expected, ONLY SLIGHT I promise hopefully I can keep it this time)

  • Ushijima likes to feed bread to the ducks at the park he runs near. He stops doing it after an old lady that frequents said park told him that feeding ducks bread was bad for them. (she told him that if he continued doing it the ducks would start exploding) he started bringing bird seeds instead. (But seriously, never feed ducks bread, read about it on your own time if you want, but just don’t do it pls)
  • You know how Yamagata is always losing his phone? well, imagine him being super good at finding other peoples missing items/phones, but never being able to find any of his own shit. It pisses him off so much. (although usually his phone is in his pocket and he just forgets lol)
  • For his birthday, Shirabu receives multiple gallons of water from the team, when he asks why they all say it’s to keep him hydrated, but then Ushijima says “To dilute all of the salt in your system” 
  • Shirabu has never been more offended in his life
  • Ushijima doesn’t understand what he did wrong as he thought that was the actual reason. (He over heard the others talking about Shirabu being so salty)
  • Reon becomes friends with Daichi somehow and they hang out at his house. All they do is exchange dad jokes and tell each other about the embarrassing stuff their teams do. (They also gossip to each other, but no one really needs to know that)
  • Kawanishi gets really freaked out by scary movies. They all watched one as a team once and afterward Kawanishi had to call the third years to check if his closets had any one in them, or if there was someone hiding under the bed. (He almost stabbed Shirabu with a knife that night bc Shirabu came into his room without permission)
  • across the Shiratorizawa dorms, an extremely loud and high shrieking noise was heard
  • Semi gets introduced to vocaloid, and he actually likes it, but the only songs he likes are the creepy messed up ones with hidden messages. This is because Semi likes to analyze obscure music videos, and is into a bunch of detective shows
  • Tendou going out for a day and running into Suga, they expect to start yelling at each other, but actually become friends. (you know, the kind that tease each other and engage in witty banter) They talk about their Kids teammates and all of the stupid arguments they have. (at their next practice match, everyone is confused)
  • also, imagine the madness that would be caused by Hanamaki, Matsun, and Tendou somehow becoming friends, just…think about it
  • In my mind Tendou is a mom, have you seen the way this boy supports and encourages his teammates? not to mention that it’s often him who has to break up arguments between the youngins 
  • Goshiki has become a meme thanks to the hard work of all the Shiratorizawa members. Goshiki is very confused, but likes the attention, that is until he finds out that he has been made into a meme
  • They go on team bonding trips a lot, like, a lot. Most of the times they stay in the dorms, but sometimes they’ll decide to go swimming, or go to the amusement park or something
  • Ushijima likes the aesthetic of the ferris wheels, so he asks Tendou if he will go on it with him. (Ushi was all blushy like how cute!) It’s only when they’re stuck at the top does Ushijima realize his fear of heights. (tfw you try to be romantic but end up having a panic attack)
  • Speaking of panic attacks (and anxiety attacks) Tendou gets them frequently and it scares him so much cus’ he really hates how it makes him feel. For the longest time he was too embarrassed to tell anyone but Ushi eventually figured it out and would comfort Tendou and let him hold onto his shirt or hold his hand 
  • Imagine the third years knowing how to take care of people when they have panic/anxiety attacks because of Tendou/ Tendou teaching them the proper way to deal w/ people when they have panic/anxiety attacks
  • This is how they were able to deal w/ Kawanishi as he gets involuntary anxiety attacks every once in a while, and it makes him feel like shit
  • Semi can’t seem to shake the feeling that someone is watching him.
  • In actuality, it’s Shirabu watching him because he wants to know more about Semi, but is too afraid to approach him because he took his spot on the team and thinks Semi hates him
  • Kawanishi is 100% done with Shirabu’s crush on Semi, like, just tell him all ready stop being so Tsundere
  • “I’m not a Tsundere B-Baka!”
  • Semi goes to Tendou for advice, because he thinks Shirabu is trying to kill him
  • Shirabu goes to Ushijima for love advice, to which he gives Shirabu a phone number
  • It’s Oikawa’s, so Shirabu calls and asks him for advice, after listening to Oikawa laugh for a solid 15 minutes Shirabu hangs up and rips up the phone number
  • Goshiki tries to feed ducks bread but it stopped by Ushijima who physically yanks the bread out of Goshiki’s hands, pushes him down, and runs away with a hoard of ducks following him
  • Their sleep overs go some thing like this:

Tendou:*whispering* wake me up

Semi:*next to Tendou* wake me up inside 

Yamagata:*from across the room* SSSAAAAVVVVVVVE MEEEEEEE!!

Shirabu: everyone just shut up

Everyone:*is quiet for a few minutes*

Ushijima:*barely audible whisper* save me from the nothing I’ve become


Well everyone I hope you enjoyed, I think this time I kept the ushiten and semishira more subtle (I tried my hardest) No special occasion for this, I just exploded with Shiratorizawa feels. My precious baby swans!

adarkroomandawallflower  asked:

OH MY GOD YES I SEE IT YES HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD PETER would be the kind of dad who calms the babies late at night & changes their diapers & helps feed & burp them, but his absolute favorite thing is bathing his babies. He LOVES bath time because he can make the toys move so fast, as if the little boats & ducks swim all on their own & the babies love it & they're so giggly & love spending bath time with their daddy. You secretly love watching them during bath time, but you don't dare intrude (1/2

They all look so happy & it’s such a lovely sight to witness. After bath time, once the babies are all clean & put to bed, is when Peter will practically beg you for more kids “Babe please just one more?” “That’s what you said the other times!” “But babe” “Peter” “B a b e”

i wish i could add something to this but i’m too busy crying

anonymous asked:

You were wrong about the turtle ducks in a later scene you see zuko feeding then (The awakening season 3) and as soon as Azula comes near the Turtle ducks swim away

Yeah I addressed that at some point I remember. Things got a little weird when I was digging deeper at Azula (I wasn’t balanced with my Watsonian and Doylist lens, and probably reacting against fandom sexism a bit too much), but got centered again after this wonderful submission–still one of my favorite pieces on this blog: http://lokgifsandmusings.tumblr.com/post/113730787980/on-azula

Clockwork Angel {Sentence Starters}
  • "If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?"
  • "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck."
  • "Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry."
  • "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"
  • "There was a time I thought we could be friends, ____."
  • "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
  • "Black hair and blue eyes are my favorite combination."
  • "There's plenty of sense in nonsense sometimes, if you wish to look for it."
  • "Is this really your room? Not very nice, is it?"
  • "It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them."
  • "You're on fire. You do know that don't you?"
  • "Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?"
  • "One must always be careful of books,and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us."
  • "It is not the same thing to be good and to be kind."
  • "Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion."
  • "You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh."
  • "I do not believe you can threaten people into goodness."
  • "When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done'."
  • "It isn't against the Law to be an idiot."
  • "Is this how it's going to be from now on? I'll be the odd man out?"
  • "It is as great a thing to love as it is to be loved."
  • "Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book."
  • "Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal."
  • "Do reasons matter when there's nothing that can be done to change things?"
  • "Dreams can be dangerous things."
  • "Love is not something that can be wasted."
  • "It wasn't enough, not nearly enough, but it was all there was."
  • "Where are you, you disloyal bastard?!"
  • "You do believe everything I say, though, don't you? Do I seem unusually trustworthy to you, or are you just a naive sort?"
  • "I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything."
  • "I'm getting the oddest feeling that you're enjoying this."
A Trip to the Zoo Starters
  • I want to see the giraffes!
  • They're necks are so long!
  • Do you think that have dragons at the zoo?
  • We're finally here! If I had to listen to that music for one more minute I was going to pull my hair out!
  • I can't see the tiger
  • Oh look there she is!
  • Oh look there he is!
  • Okay get together! I want to take a picture.
  • Can we feed the ducks?
  • Look at its teeth! They're so big!
  • Look! There's a turtle.
  • I didn't know hippos were so big.
  • Don't let the monkeys throw poop at you.
  • Hey, that monkey looks like you.
  • Looks like your mom.
  • Looks like your dad.
  • Looks like you brother.
  • Looks like your sister.
  • Are those bird eggs?
  • Oh look at the baby!
  • Do they have a petting zoo?
  • Do they have a gift shop?
  • Can I have this?
  • This is my favorite animal!
  • No! This is my favorite animal! I changed my mind.
  • I don't like snakes! I'm not going into the snake exhibit.
  • I don't like birds! I'm not going into the bird exhibit.
  • Look they're going to feed them.
  • Can I touch it?
  • Can I pet it?
  • I'm going to take a picture of every single animal here and post it on Facebook!
  • Hold on. I need to tag everyone and mark the location of the zoo on Facebook.
  • Don't step in bird shit
  • Oh my God! It's so hot!
  • Oh my God! I've never walked so far!
  • I wish this was one of those drive thru zoos.
  • Are you enjoying the zoo?
  • I'm going to buy popcorn.
  • The sign says don't feed the animals