Voltron Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
- Shiro: Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!
- Keith: Hi, I'm very gay and would like a few dollars
- Lance: I always thought quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
- Hunk: Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you
- Pidge: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under
- Allura: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
- Coran: I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and I felt safe