fedora times

Fallout 3, New Vegas, Fallout 4 Companions List

Arcade Gannon - self-loathing sarcastic doctor

Boone - sad sniper, super sad edition

Butch Deloria - trash tunnelsnake dorklord

Cait - scary irish druggie with sad past

Cass - alcoholic sassmaster supreme

Charon - literally a slave??? why does no one mention that??? but a ghoul one

Clover - umm another slave??? wtf fo3 is up with you and slave Companions???

Codsworth - the Alfred pennyworth to your batman

Curie - awww cute lil french robot… oh now sexy lil french synth

Danse - pretty boy racist tin can

Deacon - liar, liar, pants on fire

Dogmeat - best puppy ever

ED-E - emotional beeping

Fawkes - sweetheart super mutant. awww

Hancock - badass cosplaying mayor plus chems

Jericho - rude ex-raider shitbag

Lily - adorable grandma nightkin that calls you dearie.

MacCready - sad sniper, dork dad edition

Nick - toaster detective. only time a fedora is acceptable.

Piper - cute nosy journalist

Preston - truest cinnamon roll to ever cinnamon the roll

Raul - ancient ghoul with so many stories that calls you boss

Rex - hat-shaming robo-dog

Sergeant RL-3 - cool ass Mr Gutsy to hang with

Star Paladin Cross - you’re gonna accidentally call her mom at least four times

Strong - scary super mutant

Veronica - smol lesbian in a potato sack

X6-88 - I’m totally done with ur shit, sir/ma'am

Fedora Ashton in his prime

The Adventures of Ardyn & Randy-Can.

Ardyn: Why does my hat feel so heavy?
Randy-Can: meow.
Ardyn: Randy. I should’ve known. *sighs* Where did you flick my fedora off to this time?

My headcanon: Randy loves sitting on Ardyn’s head and he hates his fedora. Hence why he will causally flick it off Ardyn’s head with his jellybean paws in order to claim his territory.

P.S. @breath0ftheglacian Randy is so precious.

i saw a comment about tipping a fedora 40,000 times a minute so i did some math

if the average fedora tip causes the brim of the hat to move from resting, to just below your brow, to back, covering 5 inches, you would be tipping at 277.77 miles per hour

the front brim of the fedora is about 8 sq. inches, so one tip would displace 40 cubic inches of air, moving 11111.11 cubic feet of air per minute, enough to almost entirely aerate a 1500 sq. foot home with an 8 foot ceiling

sometimes, if i feel like getting really angry i look at the #MRA tag.

dude wrote he hates women bc we want people to not joke about victimization of women and/or rape but we “make fun of men if they wear fedoras”

ok last time i checked, rape victims are usually more mentally distraught than someone who just learned what they *really* look like while wearing a fucking fedora.

#bye