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How to be a successful professional musician

  • Be AMAZING at sightreading
  • Be 5 minutes early
  • Have your music with you
  • Have two pencils with you
  • Have water and a snack with you
  • Keep your calendar current
  • Check your calendar often
  • Show up with your part learned
  • Stay engaged until rehearsal is done
  • Fix your own mistake before the conductor has to address it
  • Smile and say “thank you” often
  • Be proactively friendly to conductors, ensemble members, and audience members
  • Have an exceptional work ethic
  • Learn to drink with other musicians until two on Friday night and still rock that wedding gig Saturday morning at ten
  • Make beautiful music every time you open your face or touch your instrument. Every. Single. Time
  • Be reliable
  • Pay attention
  • Kick ass at sightreading. If you can sightread you can pay rent


Basically a German produced 1930′s film that features a student who falls in love with her teacher. Some kissing/hugs in it. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

Pretty good for the time period


A student tells a lie about her two female teachers and causes one of them to question her sexuality. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

Again good for the time period. 


An old woman visits her old school and reflects on a past lesbian love she had at the school. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

4. Just the two of us 1973

A pair of housewives fall into bed together after seeing two women hold hands in a restaurant on sunset boulevard. One is a lesbian and the other is exploring. NOT A HAPPY ENDING. 

5. WINDOWS 1980

Lesbian psycho stalker. NOT A HAPPY ENDING


Two young athletes engage in sexual relationship, however, one of the girls leaves and goes off to be with a man. 

7. THE HUNGER 1983

An aging vampire dumps her boyfriend for a woman. 

8. LIANNA 1983

Lianna, a naive young wife of a professor bored with her life has an affair with another woman, Ruth and when her affair becomes common knowledge, she finds herself shunned by both her friends and family. NOT A HAPPY ENDING.

9. Desert Hearts 1985

A middle aged woman in current divorcing of her husband pursues an affair with a young woman named Cay whom she meets in Reno at a ranch. HAPPY ENDING. It is worth a watch.


The daughter of a Japanese ambassador has an affair with the wife of a Nazi officer. The Japanese woman ruins it by sleeping with the Nazi officer. 


November is a french/german Jew who falls in love with a french woman in Nazi-occupied France. The two women must fight to be with each other, hiding November in the rural countryside. GUYS THIS FILM IS LIKE HAPPY ENDING ISH BUT YOU WILL CRY COS SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS IN END WORTH THE WATCH.


A young Tina Kernard from L word plays a butch Randy who falls in love with a an upper class black girl. I dont really like it, its overhyped. 

13. GO FISH 1994

Max is a young lesbian student who meets Ely, they end up at her place and, after some flirtatious conversation, they kiss. Suddenly a call comes in from Ely’s  partner Kate, with whom Ely has been in a long-distance relationship for more than two years, which puts a bit of a damper on things. Ely decides to cut off all her hair, ending up with a very short butch style. She runs into Max in a bookstore and Max almost does not recognize her. Ely and her roommate Daria throw a dinner party and, after a spirited game of I Never, Max and Ely reconnect. They make plans to go out again and then begin kissing. They have several phone conversations, in the course of which Ely reveals that she’s “sort of broken up” with Kate. They get together for a second date but they never make it out of the apartment. Max ends up trimming Ely’s fingernails. This turns into foreplay and they have sex. HAPPY ENDING.


Two women fall in love, a maths teacher and a married secretary who works in the same school. They pursue a relationship to the dismay of work colleagues and family. The two women want to marry each other aw aw aw HAPPY ENDING. This film is a bit of a flop tho


Camille a christian professor meets Petra who is in the circus. Camille has a boyfriend however, falls in love with Petra. Happy Ending, worth the watch. 

16. BOUND 1996

Corky, a tough female ex con falls in love with Violet, the girlfriend of a mobster. Together they concoct a scheme to steal millions of stashed mob money and pin the blame on Violet’s crooked boyfriend Caesar. Happy ending for couple, its not your romantic comedy or anything but ok


Two women fall in love, ones straight, others got a girl, its ok movie

18. FUCKING AMAL(show me love) 1998

Agnes is a depressed teenager with no friends and is in love with the popular girl Elin. After a dare to kiss Agnes, Elin discovers she is attracted to Agnes and avoids her, sleeping with a boy to convince herself otherwise. Elin realises she loves Agnes and kiss in the schools bathroom, the entire school  see them and in turn are outed. HAPPY ENDING.


Based on a true story follows two women in Berlin whilst  the Gestapo is purging the capital of Jews, a dangerous love affair blossoms between two women. One of them, Lilly Wust, married and the mother of four sons, enjoys the privileges of her stature as an exemplar of Nazi motherhood. For her, this affair will be the most decisive experience of her life. For the other woman, Felice Schragenheim, a Jewess and member of the underground, their love fuels her with the hope that she will survive. BUT ITS A SAD FUCKING ENDING U WILL CRY GOOD FILM


Maggie meets a young artist named Kim. They quickly develop an intense romance and move in together. However when Maggie’s mother and brother come to stay she is forced to decide between living in secret or revealing who she really is. A tale of love, acceptance, loss and pleasure.


Gray falls in love with her brothers fiance after drunkenly kissing her. Gray discovers she is gay and has to find herself in this rom com. Its not a romance film as such but it is a feel good film with a lesbian protagonist, quite campsy but a great film. 


Complicated storyline but the premise is basically two women who fall in love in victorian england under strange circumstance. Some sweet and passionate love scenes, Happy ending. 


Annabelle and her female teacher fall in love, resulting in the teacher being arrested. Some nice love scenes. Ending a bit meh


This film had the potential to be good, however, the characters fell flat and you were left wanting more. The film follows Jenny who is in the closet to her parents and decides to marry Kitty her partner of five years. The film is more about her parents accepting her and going to her wedding, its a good watch in terms of its gay themed, its just the lesbian couple is not rooted for as much as you would if the love was portrayed between them more, they kiss a couple of times and thats it. 


WOW lemme just say this film is an odd one, weirdly you root for the lesbian housewife who cheats on her wife and becomes a prostitute. Its a fantastic film with well executed love scenes. Abbey, a lesbian housewife decides to become a lesbian escort as she is in a sexless marriage. WATCH IT ITS GOOD


Beautiful film of lesbian love. Miriam a housewife falls in love with Amina, a cafe owner in the 1950′s and in South Africa. Optimistic ending for the two. Despite no sex scene, the love between them is elicited via kisses and looks. 


Tala, a Palestinian, falls in love with Leyla a British Indian. Tala is engaged to be married and must overcome her sexuality in order to be with Leyla. HAPPY ENDING WATCH IT, ITS CORNY BUT GOOD

28. CRACKS 2009

This film is a weird one. A teacher, the sexy Eva Green is obsessed with the new Spanish girl, she rapes her in her sleep and the ending omg watch it, Its not happy but the character Eva Green portrays is fantastic. 

29. THE GIRL KING 2015

A Swedish Queen falls in love with her Lady in waiting. Good film

30. CHLOE 2009

This film is no romantic happy film but it is so raw and interestingly poignant. Chloe is hired by Catherine to seduce her husband as she believes he is cheating on her. Chloe reports back to Catherine and in a state of sadness from what Chloe says her husband did, they sleep together. Chloe becomes obsessed with Catherine, leading to a death at the end of the film omg watch it, see Amanda Seyfried have sex with Julianne Moore

31. BANDAGED 2009

Lucille disfigures her face and is bandaged until her surgeon Father can cure her. He hires a nurse, Joan, to care for Lucille in her recovery. As Lucille begins to heal, it is clear the two are falling for each other resulting in love scenes that are v niceee. The ending is happy/sad/who knows


A cheesy comedy about Alex who tests her sexuality when old high school friend Grace tells her she had an affair with another woman. The two fall in love in a town where homosexuality is a sin. Its v cheesy but what do you expect from a 1997 lesbian film. 

33. Elena Undone 2010

Elena Undone is a tad corny and low budget but the characters are well explored and little factoid for you: it has the longest onscreen kiss in history. Elena is married to a pastor but falls in love with Peyton.


Its not great, its corny and a bit of a flop but some scenes get your heart racing. Classic student teacher relationship with extra cheese on top, the ending is pants as is the whole film. 


A married woman hires a female prostitute, they fall in love but one of them dies. A bit shit this film but potential to be good.


People dont give this film a chance and seek out the explicit sex scene but if you invest time in the film, you will cry at the end omg. Adele and Emma fall in love, break up cos Adele is a slutty idiot, then Adele wants Emma back. 


This film is never going to win Oscars, but its a good feel good lesbian film. Its cute and you will the characters to be together, corny but good. Rachel marries Heck and on her wedding day meets the florist, Luce whom she falls in love with. 


Paulie and Victoria are roomates who are seemingly in love until Victoria breaks Paulies heart by sleeping with a boy, Paulie kills herself. 

39. KISS MYG 2011

Mia and Frida fall in love after meeting at their parents engagement party. Happy ending and the sex scenes in this film are wowowow


Bit of a flop, jessica tries being with a woman but doesnan’t work.


Some people might see this film as a bit of a flop but personally I love it, it is set in the late 1940′s and follows a married woman who falls in love with her 10 year old sons female teacher. watch ittttt.

42. CONTRACTED 2013 

A lesbian woman is raped and contracts a deadly disease.


Just for the laughs is the sequel to Bridget Jones where the ‘bitch’ Rebecca turns out to be gay and in love with Bridget


Angela is in love with Sara but the only way to be together is if Angela becomes a man due to the time period. Its sad omg

45. CAROL 2015


Sh*t I’m still working on

- I came out 6 months ago and it’s still hard for me to say the word “lesbian” out loud. When I do come out to someone I use the word “gay” but like I know my aversion to the word is just internalized lesbophobia and misogyny and I don’t want that to affect my word choice? I’m a lesbian and i want to feel 150% comfortable saying the word “lesbian”.

- When I see a sexual lesbian scene (OITNB or The L Word) I instantly feel a cold fist in my stomach and a compulsion to avert my eyes. I still feel guilty about finding any of that stuff attractive.

- A couple of months ago I saw a Tumblr post talking about a new movie about a 9 year old lesbian who has a crush on her friend and my first thought was “Ew, why would they make a movie that sexualizes kids like that?” and then I realized that my knee-jerk reaction was way off. Like there’s nothing wrong or hypersexual about a 9 year old girl holding another 9 year old girl’s hand. But I had spent so many years hiding that part of myself, and buying into the idea that lesbianism is innately bad and dirty and shameful that to see it be the center of a movie freaked me out. But then I thought about it and felt bad for 9 year old lesbian me who had to deal with those feelings of repulsion about herself and couldn’t even admit she was having them… And it made me realize how important movies like that really are…

Representation is so important. The first time I saw a woman show a physical desire to be with another woman was when I was 13 and watching tv with my family and an advertisement for a well-known pervy (geared towards male audiences) DVD franchise came on and of course it featured female college students making out. My dad got so upset he called the tv station to complain. Meanwhile I had a lot of feelings but couldn’t acknowledge any of them… And it made me wish that with all the TV and movies I saw I could have seen just a few gay couples… 9 year old girls holding hands, a 15 year old getting kissed by her girlfriend for the first time, college girlfriends coming up with cute ways to help each other study… just some positive characters I could have looked at and realized “Oh. They’re cute and sweet together. There’s nothing wrong with that. That’s normal. I’m normal.”

capitainequebec  asked:

Hi! How do you recommend practicing sight reading? I've got a piano exam coming up in a few months and apparently the sight reading portion is really tough at my level. Thank you!

Sight read for 15 minutes a day. Doesn’t matter what you play, just read something you’ve never read before.

Before you start, tell yourself out loud:

  • What key the piece is in.
  • What meter it’s in.
  • What clefs are used. (Don’t assume right hand is treble clef and left hand is bass!)
  • What the highest and lowest notes are.

Notice the tempo marking. Even if you can’t sight read at allegro or vivace, you’ll learn about the style and mood of the piece from the tempo marking.

Now pick a tempo and stick to it. If you can’t, turn the metronome on.

Always keep playing! Here’s how to do that:

  • Never, ever repeat a note. If it’s wrong, it’s wrong. Oh well. No need to make the NEXT note wrong too by re-playing the last one instead of continuing.
  • Never stop. Never take your fingers off the piano. If you can’t read what’s in front of you, make something up that’s in the same key and has a similar rhythm to what you see.
  • If your right hand gets lost, keep playing the left hand.

Sight reading can be a discouraging thing to practice at first. By its very nature we will never feel good at it: playing something for the first time can’t possibly feel as secure and musical as playing something we know.

BUT: it’s a skill like anything else. Some people are not magically “good at sight reading” while others are naturally bad at it… sight reading is a learnable skill. Remember that once upon a time you couldn’t read English either, but now you can blow through a four hundred word text post in a few seconds. Reading music works the same way.

A few last tips:

  • Pick music this easy and play it flawlessly the first time with gorgeous phrasing.
  • Pick music this hard and just play one or two measures.
  • Pick music whose tune you know so you can use your ear.
  • Pick music whose tune is unfamiliar so you’re forced to read the notes.
  • Sight read duets with friends.
  • If you recognize the I and V chords of all keys, you can understand the structure of an excerpt and read it more easily.
  • Aim to play actual music as you sight read. The kind with dynamics and emotions and occasional mistakes. This will impress the judges more than a cold technical reading of correct notes.

Good luck on your piano exam!! If it’s a few months away and you’re already thinking ahead about practicing, you’re going to be great. I’d love to hear how it goes!

If There's God (of Social Media)

@kazliin I’m not done with coping from your destructive chapter.

I cannot write angst, thank god for that. So there’s my semi headcannon/hopeful thinking of what happen behind he screen?? This is heavily inspired by @kixboxer ’s idea of Victor’s secret internet accounts


Victor Nikiforov have two instagram account.

He also have two twitter handle.

One of the account in each platform are ratified, blue ticked, and co-managed by Yakov’s PR team during the time of need such as posterity shots, events and exclusive shows announcement.

The other account, however, lacks the mark of legitimacy, have less than 3 digit followers in contrast of millions in his official accounts, also running mainly on Katsuki Yuuri based content.

His second instagram especially, conspicuously named poodleonskate, is an avid follower of Phicit Chulanont’s account and religiously liking every single post tagged #spottheyuuri, won at least 3 giveaway post (2 of them are Yuuri Merchandise, the other is artisan nail polish set) and mainly posts random scenery photos and Katsuki Yuuri’s screengrab stills.

His other twitter also used to liking and retweeting every Yuuri-content from Chulanont’s feed. He also used the twitter to gush about Yuuri with fellow Yuuri fans, that probably will shred him alive if they know that he’s… well.. him?

Victor probably spent more time using his unofficial account more than Yakov would like. He almost failed to be surprised when Mila casually commented on his post as poodleonskate, she probably caught him engaging some excited foray with twitter user yuurifan1275 about Katsuki’s new exhibition skate. Yakov apparently knows too and offhandedly warned him about personal information and maintaining public image.

That didn’t stop him to occasionally slip. The worst slip on came in the form of liking one of Chulanont’s instagram post using his official account.

(“Holy fucking shit?”, Phichit choked and ultimately sprayed the half chewed remains of his breakfast all over the kitchen table. The notification in his phone stayed innocently.

‘V-nikiforov, blueducky, saracrispino liked your post
#spottheyuuri #cocolacafe #spring #detroit #dogfriendslife ’

“Ew.” Yuuri crossed the livingroom with disdainful eyes towards their table and the remains of Phicit’s breakfast all over their dingy table.

As much as he wanted to share the extraordinary happening in his sns life, Yuuri getting aneurysm this early in the morning is not exactly the best scenario for everyone involved.)

Yakov gave him an earful afterwards while his rinkmates watched from the rinkside with varying degree of amusement and secondhand embarrassment. Half an hour and several ‘yes coach, not going to happen again’ thrown, Victor’s back on the ice with nothing but slight mortification and cold dread of someone caught red handed. Despite himself, a traitorous part of his mind cannot help but being thrilled of the outcome.He slightly hoped that Yuuri (or Phichit, and then by proxy, Yuuri) would comment on it.

They didn’t.


Donna Francie @bingowednesday
What just happenED?!!!! OMG!!

Eloisethecat @bonnie-bie
@bingowednesday Victor liked a #spottheyuuri post??#whatdoesthatmean #viktuuri

Victuuriistotallyreal @just-inn
Excuse me while I’m draining my tears out #viktuuri

Bluescluesboy @JonahLi
@bonnie-b @bingowednesday here we go again…

Viktorlove @sundayterrs
@JonahLi Ikr?! It’s just a lke?!! We all know Victor LOVES dog? Like LOVE LOVE? That post have a cute dog!! Not evrything is abt your gross shipping!

Zaskia G. @chameleonarecute
Another day in FS fandom.. #viktuurilimbo #spottheyuuri

ひめこ。西山 @kumahimee
Can confirm that Japanese twitter also lost their shit. #instagate #spottheyuuri #viktornikiforov #katsukiyuuri #figureskating


After the Big Reveal, years worth of tears were spilled within a day, heart wrenching apologies, more kissing, and tedious ceremonies and official duties performed with hands on each other’s body parts, the floodgate finally opened.

Within an hour V-nikiforov’s official account already liked every post tagged #spottheyuuri, compilation videos of Yuuri singing in the livingroom while dipping a mop, every Katsuki based aesthetic blog, and various account’s post in which Yuuri is tagged.

(“Holy shit.” Ketty said as her feed flooded with notification after skating legend Victor Nikiforov, also Yuuri’s supposed arch nemesis retweeted her post about Yuuri’s FS composing session, liked Every.single.photos. In her instagram featuring her equipment that was used in composing Yuuri on Ice song.)

(“Holy shit” said professor Gilman of Advanced Trigonometry class after his usually barren instagram feed exploded after someone named V-nikiforov liked his last year’s class photo featuring international student slash campus heartthrob Katsuki.)

“Really.” Yuuri asked dryly, but the corner of his mouth are soft and fond.

Victor looked him straight in the eyes, his eyes are sporting the same puffiness as Yuuri and as red. His nose is still clogged when he answered but his grin are terribly (terribly) blinding.


Phicit+chu posted


I totally appreciate the likes guys, but #reallyvictor? #nowweknow #wegetit #littleyurihadbenscreamingfor10minutes #guys #guystherearechildrenpresent #pausethekissing #victuuri #lovewins #Iamthebestman



I’m Arrow, a Paranormal Investigation major at Elsewhere University, and I’m determined to find out the truth. I will update this blog with my findings, so please stick around. My blog is over here

anonymous asked:

I'd love to know your favorite fanfics!

Oh boy. There is a lot;;;;;

Like. A lot. Lemme just…I’ll give you my top five atm? 

Okay, so…

“bell, book, and candle” by skittidyne is so fucking good I want to scream. It’s long, well written, creative, and has excellent characterization. I’m in awe of what the author has crafted. Like…goals. Such. Fucking. Goals.

It’s a modern day magic au with DaiSuga, IwaOi, TsukiYama, and sooooo many characters. I’ve only recently gotten into the whole fantasy au thing, but this is gold and i need everyone to read it right now, pls.

“blood will have blood” is by skittidyne too and it’s absolute perfection as well and it’s one of the fics where I squeal like a fangirl when I see it’s been updated.

“it’s lonely on jupiter” by skyestiel. Hey, you like IwaOi? You like crying? This is the fic for you. It brought me to absolute tears when I read it. College boy Oiks and alien Iwa-chan with side pairing of DaiSuga. Read it and weep; you won’t regret it.

⚫ “Stars & Sweaters” by SoulieBird is a UshiYama fic set in the A/B/O verse. It’s sweet and good and I think they nailed the characterization perfectly. Soulie has other amazing fics like “Turn Off the Lights” and “It Is a Dangerous Thing, Your Love” and I highly suggest checking out their works. It’s A++++

⚫ “Open Tab” by mooifyourecows is DaiSuga perfection. Daichi is a hot bartender and Suga is a talented art student. It’s a slow burn and the author’s portrayal of Daichi is absolutely fanfuckingtastic. Read, pls.

⚫ “these stars here on earth” by oisugasuga is the oisuga fanfic, in my opinion. The author is so, so, so good at spinning splendid imagery and the talent is just…*sigh* So good. So, so good. The plot is interesting and Oikawa is perfection in it and I just want to shove it in everyone’s faces.

And so this doesn’t get much longer, more underneath. 💕

The Haikyuu community is absolutely blessed with many, many talented fic writers and artists. I could gush on and on about the works I’ve read and I really have a hard time picking favorites because they’re all so good

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What I’ve Learned About Notebooks From My Last 4 Years of College

1. Multiple Subject Notebooks

I highly recommend multi-subject notebooks for a lot of reasons. If you are someone who has a hard time staying organized or are a bit forgetful, take care of yourself and just keep everything for the quarter in one notebook. This can also help if you don’t have a lot of storage space in your living area or backpack. It can help leave room for your textbooks and laptop. If you’re the kind of person that likes to preserve your notes for later, you’ll also be able to easily organize by quarter.

2. You’ll Probably Use Less Space Than You Think

There is only one notebook that I’ve completely filled and that was an Algebra notebook that I bought from Daiso. The rest of my notebooks have a lot of pages in the back that were unused. My solution to this has been to buy smaller notebooks to decrease that waste and keep organization, or just use multiple subject notebooks. However, this has also made me less afraid of taking up a lot of space when I feel the need to and turning to the next page for organizational purposes.

3. Take Notes On Syllabus Day

In most of my notebooks, I have a page from the first day of class and I have usually used those to answer a question about the teacher that I had later in the quarter. If I don’t have that, I have a marked up copy of the syllabus, which answers the questions. 

4. Date Your Notes

This has been really helpful to note only me, but my peers. Before I have started taking notes every day, I make sure I have the date written down. This has helped me figure out what has been covered on what days. It has allowed me to give notes to peers if they happened to miss class.

5. Mark Sections

This can be done by test section, chapter, or whatever else makes sense for your individual classes. I’ve typically marked sections with flags, that way I can easily turn to the new section if need be. If you happen to be using a multiple subject notebook, definitely color code these.

6. Headlines Will Save Your Life

We’ve all seen the beautiful note taking posts with nice headlines. They work. You don’t have to put as much effort into them, but just make them bigger and noticeable for your future-self to be able to reference. You’ll be happy you did. 

7. Consider Transcribing Digital Notes

In the last year, I’ve taken all of my notes digitally. When I have had time, I’ve transcribed those to a notebook and organized them as a way of studying them. This makes them looks nice and familiarizes me with the information. 

8. Perfect Notes Don’t Exist

The most important thing I want to say is your notes are perfect just the way they are if they are organized in the way that works for you, you can reference back to them for the information you need, and you can read them. They don’t have to be beautiful or cute. They just need to work for you. I’ve struggled when I’ve tried to make pretty notes while in class. Make a system that works easily for you and follow it. If making pretty notes is what will help you, then by all means go ahead and organize them, but consider waiting until you are back at your desk. 

These have been my experiences with notebooks. Your experience might be different, so by all means find your own methods and make your notebooks work for you in whatever way they need to. Good luck out there!


YO @ichiwashername-o!! I’m your Secret Santa for the @undertalesecretsanta! 8D 

I actually wasn’t exactly sure what to draw you, at first. (Your prompt was GB!Papyrus, so the sky was the limit) So have some long-overdue What Are Friends For-related fanart! 

I really enjoyed drawing the WAFF version of GB!Papyrus - he’s a little more slender and draconic than my Puppyrus. If you guys haven’t yet, you can give the fanfic a read right here, or check out Ichi’s Tumblr!

The second image is a scene from Chapter 10 of WAFF. It features a flashback of how the Skelebros met Grillby after they escaped from Gaster’s lab. Sans isn’t doing so well, hence why he’s being carried by Grillby, there. And our favourite fire elemental’s the one who gives Papyrus his iconic scarf. It’s probably one of the scenes that stuck with me the most.

The last image is just me trying to sort out how to draw WAFF Pap’s skull, but I think they turned out alright, so have those as well! WAFF Papyrus is pretty sheepish in quite a few scenes. Big dragon dork.

But yeah. Merry Christmas, Ichi! : D 

I was this close to animating the entire musical number of We Are Number One featuring Magester and his students, but I ran out of time. I hope this suffices, in the end.



Today has been a very good day for biology revision and I feel very prepared for my mock next week, it’s nice to know I have enough time to work everything out. That little notebook is my friends, I just thought her notes deserved some appreciation!

Enstars: B’s-Log May 2016

Released in March 2016. A short story project with the theme of “Class Outing” that commenced from Feb 2016 issue (released Dec 2015).

This month features 2-B students going to a fancy shop (I stole the translation from Holiday Scout–it’s a store that sells cute, miscellaneous things. Like a dollar shop but cuter and more random, perhaps?)

Arashi: Oh? They have new goods lined up—they weren’t here last time♪ Look! This aromatic candle is shaped like shortcake. Ufufu, it’s so cute I want to eat it♪

Mao: Uhh, Narukami. Sorry to ruin your fun, but…don’t we stand out quite a bit?

Arashi: Jeez, you won’t be able to shop anything if you worry about people’s eyes! No one says that boys can’t go into a shop that sells cute things, right?

Mao: That’s true…but… couldn’t we at least bring somebody else with us? Like the transfer student, maybe?

Arashi: She is busy with her work as a producer. Besides, we promised to go out together as a class today, right? We can hang out with the transfer student some other time♪

Koga: Ah…………

Ritsu: Hey. I can see a soul coming out from Corgi’s mouth.

Mao: Whoa!? Hey, Koga. Are you all right? You alive?

Koga: Ugh………………

Yuzuru: This seems serious. His gaze is empty—this is what you would call to be present in body, but not in spirit.

Arashi: Jeez, you’re a big man, how embarrassing! I heard that Koga-chan likes little doggies, so what do you think of this ornament?

Koga: ……! Oh wow, that’s one dignified look you’ve got there♪ Hey, Narukami. If you see other different ones, bring ’em over.

This ornament looks like my pet, Leon. He will be pleased to see a new buddy, I know it♪

Mao: And he recovered just like that, huh!? Moreover, he went further into the back of the store with Narukami. He’s a tough one, eh…?

Ritsu: Aah… That couch over there looks comfy♪ *Yawn*…Good night…zzz…zzz…

Mao: Hey, don’t fall asleep! Ah jeez, you’ll make the shopkeeper angry.

Yuzuru: Oh, this is…? Fufu. My young master has been working hard recently. I should reward him with this stuffed toy.

Mao: On top of Narukami, Yuzuru is also enjoying himself… Oh well, this is fun in its own way♪

Extra Credit Questions For Answering 10 Ridiculously Funny Questions Set By Clever Teacher

A crafty math professor has answered to his calling as a comedian and set insanely funny extra credit questions for his students’ exam. This statistics teacher has given a whole new meaning to the term “general knowledge” with his extra credit queries that range from a TV commercial, 2-Pac lyrics, and even The Beatles.

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[1/2] Enstars: B’s-Log July 2016

Released in May 2016. A short story project with the theme of “Class Outing” that commenced from Feb 2016 issue (released Dec 2015).

This month features 3-B students going to the aquarium!

Also more of Mr. Alex, the game planner.

Kanata: Puka, puka…♪ The aquarium is so much fun, there are fish everywhere…

I see dogfish sharks, Japanese armorheads, and Atlantic footballfish…♪

Rei: When it comes to fish, Shinkai-kun becomes very lively, as if he is no longer the same person.

I don’t dislike the aquarium, either♪ This place is quite dark and it shelters me from the scorching sunlight. It’s very comfortable here, I would hate to leave this place…♪

Nazuna: I’m kind of the opposite. It’s not like I’m scared, but I can’t calm down… I can feel something’s gonna pop up from the dark and it worri—

Leo: Wahahahaha, wahahahaha. Wahahahahahaha!☆

Nazuna: What the!? Wh—–wh-wh-wh-what are you doing, Leo-chin! You almeows gave me a hurr addack!

Leo: “Almeows”…? You’re like a cat! …Are you, actually!? Ahaha, you’re funny! I like you, I love you! ☆

By the way, who are you?

Nazuna: Did you forget again!? That’s awful, Leo-chin. I am your classmate, Nazuna Nito. Don’t forget anymore, okay?

Leo: Uuh… Nazu. You’re all right with ‘Nazu’, yeah!?

Nazuna: Not ‘Nazu’, I shaid ‘Nazuna Nito’! Why won’t you wemembel…!?

Kuro: Calm down, Nito. Getting worked up only makes you stutter everywhere.

Nazuna: Kuro-chiiin…. Do you remember my name, Kuro-chin?

Kuro: Well, otherwise I wouldn’t have called you ‘Nito’. Gee, you’re a guy, don’t cry like a baby.

Nazuna: Ahaha, Kuro-chin is so strict… But, I guess it makes me happy that you treat me as a guy. Unlike someone, who treats me like a child…

Wataru: Oh? Did you call? You did, did you not? Then, I shall answer you!

Amazing! Wataru Hibiki is here, yours truly…☆

Nazuna: Wah, don’t take pigeons out at an aquarium! You’re bothering the other visitors!

Kuro: The moment I heard that we were going out with this line up, I expected some kind of a mess, but I didn’t think it would go out of hand this badly.

Well, I don’t hate this lively atmosphere…♪

[edit] Rei calls Kanata “Shinkai-kun” and not “Kanata-kun”, I’m sorry for anyone who’s read it;;

Valkyrie pages (basic info, nothing really new) and Mr. Alex giving tips for  beginner players after the jump.

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What she says: I’m fine.

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