My level of ignorance/being oblivious to things is just too hilarious. I tried to help someone out and asked what he was looking for.
In Polish “I’m looking for a wife” Is basically the same as “I’m looking for MY wife.” I didn’t pick up my misunderstanding until he proceeded and started telling me what a “nice girl” I am. That resulted in a fearquit and a 15 minute talk with a Greenpeace fundraiser about how people can improve situation of bees in Poland. That is a thing I can talk about no problem.