fd: carmen

anonymous asked:

Steve and Bucky going on a "Captain America's Brooklyn" tour incognito

“This just ain’t accurate at all,” Bucky remarks, chewing on the zipper pull on his jacket. His mustache looks like a caterpillar crawling across his collar.

“Yeah,” Steve agrees. He pushes his sunglasses up his nose a little more and fiddles with the brim of his bucket hat. “I never got beat up in this alley.”

Bucky glares. His grandpa glasses make his eyes look about four times their normal size. “You’re right,” he says. “It was that alley over there. This is the one we made out in that one time.”