fc manuel neuer

I love how all posts about goalkeepers fit both hockey goalies and football keepers.

Like, a post about a goalkeeper way outside his crease? 

Does Manuel Neuer think he is a midfielder again?

Originally posted by liliandra

Or did Ben Bishop decide that it was “adventure time”?

Originally posted by so-hockey-eh

And a post about a goalkeeper annoyed on the bench?

Was Carey Price pulled out?

Or is Iker Casillas mad at his defenders everyone?

Originally posted by cristianoronaldoislyfe-blog

And a post about just a pure, perfect, adorable goalkeeper?

Is it Marc-Andre Fleury?

Or is it Marc-Andre Ter Stegen?

Originally posted by terstegendaily

Anyways, who cares, goalkeepers are the best

the two sides of bayern players

angry lewy

Originally posted by baclstuber

cute lewy

Originally posted by footballfancast

scary manu

Originally posted by neuersevdalisi

adorable manu

Originally posted by neuersevdalisi

confused thomas

Originally posted by bayernish

excited thomas

Originally posted by dxbayern

serious joshua

Originally posted by bastian517

happy joshua

Originally posted by dxbayern

sad xabi

Originally posted by gutilicious

happy xabi

Originally posted by x-fits-y

serious juan

Originally posted by dxbayern

happy juan

Originally posted by baernat

FC Bayern Munich Master Post Part 1

Manager - Carlo Ancelotti
- carletto
- rm still think he loves them
- taught Zidane all he knows
- chews gum a lot
- celebrates a goal by raising his eyebrow
- always benches young players


21 - Philipp Lahm
- capi
- leaving football bc he’s too good
- spends lots of time wondering about his team
- smol but ready to fight
- best right back in the world
- Ronaldo can’t score if he is in the way
- deserves better

 

1 - Manuel Neuer
- likes beer
- will drink you under the table
- pretty amazing goalkeeper
- broke his foot playing against rm
- likes hazelnut spread


5 - Mats Hummels
- snake
- he’s a meme and he knows it
- bleached his hair and blinded everyone
- everyone has a crush on him
- speaks better English than English people
- dropped coffee on himself whilst being filmed


6 - Thiago Alcantara 
- used to play for barcalona and left his brother there
- probably our best midfielder
- he loves manuel
- precious
- ¼ Spanish squad 


9 - Robert Lewandowski
- satan
- better than any striker you can think of
- did the 5 in 9
- what that tongue do
- best no. 9 in the world
- will make you hot and bothered
- never misses penalties
- our only real striker
- daddy af 


8 - Javi Martinez
- javi taketh javi giveth
- the bus left him behind once
- confused all the time
- 2/4 Spanish squad


10 - Arjen Robben
- diver in a former life
- bald af
- vintage goals with left foot
- swears in Dutch