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Farewell

we say farewell to one of the classiest…

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coolest…

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good-natured…

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loving…

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intelligent…

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and greatest 

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footballers.

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thank you, xabi. 

Originally posted by hbkmano

How Bayern can beat Real

I know a lot goes into football tactics and planning - but guys, I’ve got the perfect plan that, combined with our already-talented team, will automatically make this match the Most Interesting Match in CL history. 

We have an awesome captain whom we all know as a calm, steady guy. (Or do we??) 😉

Originally posted by baclstuber

We have Muller. His job will be distract and confuse the Real defenders by loudly singing random heart-felt songs while waiting for the ball to be passed to him (maybe some adele???)

Originally posted by satanic-horsemen

When we score, there will then be unusual celebrations, causing everyone to wonder what in the world they mean. 

Originally posted by piszculler

which at least gives poor James something to ponder on the bench.

Originally posted by gutilicious

Also, have you seen Manu when he’s really mad? He is flat out scary. He will strike fear in the heart of the any nearby Real players by yelling at his defenders a lot in German. (he doesn’t even have to be saying anything meaningful, only kroos will understand anyway)

Originally posted by neuersevdalisi

Alaba and Ribery will have impromptu dance breaks on the left wing every time they don’t have the ball. 

Originally posted by dxbayern

Mats will color his hair again.

Originally posted by lahmly

When there’s corners, Arjen balances the ball on his head while walking to the corner. 

Originally posted by allyp7985

Thiago will then make faces at random players during set pieces, thus causing them to wonder whether they’re playing the famed Bavarian giants or a distracted 5th grade team. 

Originally posted by gutilicious

This leaves other midfield maestros confused and wondering what alternate universe they’ve been abandoned in.

Originally posted by thomasmxller

While Renato and Juan may not be on the pitch most of the time, that doesn’t mean they’re any less important. we need them to cause a bit of a distraction at times (of course, not enough to get in trouble). 

Originally posted by bastian517

because we’re still so strong defensively somehow but acting so strange, by the 75th minute even gareth doesn’t know what to do with this match 

Originally posted by swirlytops

And after Real has spent 75 minutes trying to wear down this bizarre group of insanely talented but strange footballers, we turn it on in the 75th minute, hit them on the counter repeatedly and score, including a hat trick from Muller (This is actually the reason he hasn’t been scoring much this season - he wanted everyone to think he couldn’t score anymore.)

Originally posted by baclstuber

It ends 4-0. 

Any ideas on what we could add in leg two???