fbl: season 1

Episode 1X23: The One with the Birth

The One Where Ross…

*gets mad at Susan for stopping at the gift shop, even though it does not matter at all

*gets all competitive with Susan over the time of the contractions and the ice chips

*blames Susan for Carol wanting them to leave the room, even though he’s being such a child about everything 

*also blames Susan for them being locked in a closet 

*says, “Believe, me, no one has been waiting for this as much as I have,” showing the true depth of his arrogance and ignorance