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  • me: *plays video games constantly*
  • person: oh you game? what do you play?
  • me: *suddenly cannot remember a single game i have ever played aside from cooking mama*

Mrs M: Going somewhere?
Lady F: London. Flying visit.
Mrs M: You only just got back.
Lady F: I know but, you know, something came up.
Mrs M: Something, or someone?
Lady F: I know what you’re thinking, but you couldn’t be further from the truth.
Mrs M: Then why all the secrecy?
Lady F: Believe me if I could tell you I would.
Mrs M: Oh yes, of course you would. If I wasn’t a nosy old gossip with ideas above her station. Well, I’ll wish your ladyship a pleasant journey.
Lady F: Mrs McCarthy!

Father Brown, S5E2, The Labyrinth of the Minotaur 2/3