fawkesy asked:

17, 29, 30 :))

17:Ever made out in the bathroom?

i might have?? i feel like thats a thing ive done but im not sure lol

29:Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

um i don’t know really, maybe when i “broke up” with my last boyfriend? i say broke up in quotes because we didn’t really break up, we just sort of stopped talking to each other b/c i was scared of relationship stuff :/ i wonder if he cried over mee…hopefully nottt :(

30:What’s irritating you right now?

that i am by myselffff and it’s too late to do anythinggggg ugh!

typewriter-is-holy asked:

How is Simon doing? I was thinking about him and you all morning.

I was just about to make a post about him. Simon is still hanging in there, unfortunately. :(  I was really hoping he’d pass away quickly. He still doesn’t seem uncomfortable, so I’m very grateful for that. I’m halfway considering syringing some water or Ensure into him right now, because I know he’s dehydrated, but I don’t really want to disturb him because he is sleeping very peacefully in his house.

I feel weird going up to the cage hoping to find him dead, but he’s three years old & has a huge tumor on his face, there’s not really a good alternative other than a peaceful death. I’m so glad that he seems comfortable, because my other natural death was a seven hour ordeal that was incredibly traumatizing…he had seizures & strokes all night & it was awful. If Simon’s still alive by Monday afternoon when I get out of class, I’ll probably go ahead & take him in to the vet to be euthanized so he doesn’t end up starving to death.


typewriter-is-holy asked:

Do you're bitching about Lena Dunham for being straight but all of a sudden freaking out because some big bad man calls her a cunt? Get off your soapbox.

wow politely asking ur pal not to be a misogynist really wound u up

fawkesy asked:

32, 75, 150

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

i’m kind of indifferent towards sex and i’d probably be too stressed out to have a threesome lol i guess if i had to chose then like lucy lui and umm childish gambino???? idk

75. Favorite animal?


also goats 

  150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“…by vivisecting himself, as he had ended by vivisecting others.” 

that line was highlighted omg too creepy!


said: Oh Nooo I meant 18 are you afraid of spiders!!! Because I don’t know if you are and i need to know who isn’t in case of an arachnid emergency

haha oooh! sorry i would be like totally useless in an arachnid emergency! today i woke up and noticed a spider crawling on the wall next to my bed and just straight up left the room. i’m really regretting it though cos now i can’t fall asleep :(( i know he’s lurking in here somewhere >.>