This just happened, and I felt it important to spread the truth that seeps from every word.
Jet Wolf: Mentally bookmark it for me later. I’d love to see it when I can.
Doc Holligay: AS WE ARGUE OVER BEST PUDDING FLAVOR IN THE NURSING HOME
Jet Wolf: I WANT TO REFUTE THIS AND YET CAN’T
Jet Wolf: I’ll be on my final liveblog ever. I’ve done EVERYTHING but the last twenty minutes of whatever this final thing is. It’s going to take all day, and I’ve prepared as such.
Doc Holligay: My favorite thing (sadly) is I have one for when you finish stars that’s a a two gif joke ahaha
Jet Wolf: My favourite comfy PJs, my favourite slippers, my cup of tea, all my meds taken.
Jet Wolf: And then I die with two minutes to go.
Doc Holligay: I SEE NO LIES
Jet Wolf: I hope they find me tipped over the computer. There’s a post in progress.
Jet Wolf: It is literally friendship and/or Rei Hino feels that kill me in the end.
Doc Holligay: All it says is REI HINO
Jet Wolf: The attendants gently sit me upright. They all gather together and solemnly hit “Post”.
Jet Wolf: Someone plays “Amazing Grace” on the bagpipes.
Doc Holligay: “it was the way she would have wanted it”
Jet Wolf: “We should all be so fortunate to die as we lived.”
Doc Holligay: I immediately post a 1000 word rebuttal
Jet Wolf: Hahaha you would you asshole.
Jet Wolf: “I GOT THE LAST WORD I WIN”
Doc Holligay: FINALLY
Jet Wolf: Only to discover – HA HA – that I have a series of posts in queue which will keep going out into the world, anticipating your weak rebuttals and thoroughly crushing them under the might of my rightness.
Doc Holligay: You post yours and immediately get 39 likes, even in your death, you outgun me. I am defeated
Doc Holligay: Rest easy, knowing the evil sleeps