Tina: What if we have a daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?
Newt: Irrelevant. We’re not having a daughter.
Tina: Okay, what if we have a son? And he wants to take dance classes while all his friends are playing quidditch?
Newt: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind… BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS DON’T DANCE AND IF THEY DON’T DANCE THEN THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE! S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E…
Scrubs; Season 5, Episode 3: My Day at the Races
(Requests now closed)