We live in a wonderful age, an age in which no one tells us to put away our childish things. This makes us think these things never stopped being for us. Take the latest Ninja Turtles movie, for example. It was not a movie for the 30-to-35-year-olds who grew up with the ‘80s cartoon. That’s why if you were one of those many thousands of people across the Internet who posted things like, “They ruined my childhood!” after seeing so much as a trailer, well, I’m so, so sorry to break it to you, but that movie has absolutely nothing to do with your childhood. Adult you watched a kids movie and thought it was stupid. A kid will watch it and think it’s the most spectacular thing they’ve ever seen.
Carrie Fisher is best known for her role as Princess Leia in Star Wars, and honestly if you didn’t know that, you’re either 85 years old or you grew up in a bomb shelter. But long after she played our favorite member of space royalty, Fisher was hard at work doing uncredited rewrites on the scripts for dozens of big movies… She was one of Hollywood’s top script doctors for 15 years. Some of Fisher’s more famous movies include Hook, Sister Act, Last Action Hero, The Wedding Singer, Coyote Ugly and Scream 3. And yet, not even she could save the inexplicable dialogue that came spilling out of people’s heads in the Star Wars prequels.