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My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.

All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn to a dress (from ebay). Most of the nutritional facts on my bum are done with puffy paint. The cap hat is made from cardboard, phonebook paper, hot glue, and some netting.

My purse is a large Pom Wonderful bottle, dyed with alcohol ink, lined in cellophane with a ribbon strap and button closure. Wig is from Amazon! Shoes are thrifted.

Please let me know if you have any questions, and Happy Halloween!

โ˜ผ safe cookie recipe โ˜ผ

some easy, vegan/lactose free cookies for littles to make with their caregivers or for anyone really! since they’re free of eggs, littles who like eating raw dough while mommy or daddy aren’t looking don’t have to worry about getting sick & the frosting even combines one of their favorite things: juice! you can also freeze a few batches in air tight bags - when your little is good, surprise them with a one of a kind cookie they helped make weeks ago!

sugar cookies
- 2 c. flour (add extra flour at end if dough is sticky)
- 1½ c. powdered sugar or 2 c. white sugar for a harder cookie
- 1½ tsp baking powder
- ½ tsp salt (optional)
- ⅓ c. soft coconut oil or ¼ c. canola oil
- ½ c. coconut or almond milk
- 1½ tsp vanilla (omit if using sweetened vanilla almond milk)

heat oven to 350° then line baking sheets with foil or shortening. mix wet ingredients into one bowl, dry in the other then slowly add dry ingredients to wet while mixing. shape dough into round balls then place on baking sheet. bake for 8 minutes. do not let the cookies get golden unless you’re using white sugar, you want them to be fluffy. cool on rack once done.

frosting
- 2½ c. powdered sugar
-  2 tbs soft coconut oil or vegan butter
- any pure fruit juice for color & flavor or 1 ½ tsp vanilla (optional)
- coconut or almond milk for thinning (omit if using watery juice)   

beat base ingredients until creamy then add milk for thinner frosting if desired. spread on completely cooled cookies then decorate with sprinkles or candies! get creative, decorating is the best part!

☼ if you’re afraid baby can’t help out much, place them on the floor with a bowl of toy blocks & a mixing spoon then watch them mimic what you’re doing, it’s so cute! honestly, there are so many ways you can make cookies special so put your heart into it, have fun, & enjoy the bonding time with your little one!

cosmopolitan.com
5 Facts You Learn About Lea Michele in a 5-Minute Interview
Her New Year's resolution is probably one everyone should make.

Lea Michele is dressed in yoga pants, a sports bra, tank top, and Nike trainers. Half her hair’s perfectly pulled back and she’s drinking a very healthy-smelling juice. “It’s 50 Shades of Green. And it does all these things for you,” she says excitedly, pointing to the list of benefits printed on the bottle. “I’m into all this stuff. I will try the weirdest, craziest … anything wellness-related, I want to do it.” That is why it makes sense that the Scream Queens star is one of Kohl’s wellness brand ambassadors. Cosmopolitan.com sat down with her for five minutes at Kohl’s Motivation Market in Los Angeles. Here’s what we learned:

1. SHE’S OBSESSED WITH KREATION AND BEAMING.

“I love Kreation and Beaming, those are my two favorite juice places right now. But the thing that I love about Kreation is that it tells you what it’s doing for you. There’s something subliminally that I’m like, You’re right, suddenly I feel beautiful and I have energy!”

2. SHE’S TRIED SENSORY DEPRIVATION AND SHE LIKES IT.

“The recent thing I did was Float Lab, where you go and it’s sensory deprivation, and it’s supposed to be the best meditation, calming, really clears your mind and body of all your crazy thoughts, I guess. And it was intense. I’m not gonna lie. It was really crazy. At first I didn’t think I was gonna like it, because if you’re a little claustrophobic, it’s not great. But the relaxation and just giving my body, and especially my mind, time in the day that had no television, no lights — you’re floating, it was really incredible. Like the most extreme form of a meditation I’ve ever done. [My mind] didn’t go dark. It went beautiful. Suddenly a lot of the things that when I went in there I was stressing about, I left and I was like, You know, maybe that’s not that big of a deal.”

3. HER NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO STOP LOOKING AT HER PHONE ALL THE TIME.

“I want to try and do a couple of hours before the day of no phone. It’s my job, my family lives on the East Coast, it’s how I communicate with people, but I really think it’s important to just take a little time to not have that in your face.”

4. SHE WROTE ABOUT A BREAKUP ON HER LATEST ALBUM.

“There are a lot of songs about positive aspects of relationships as well as a couple songs that are about the not-so-positive aspects of relationships. There’s one song about a breakup, that I really feel like I was able to express myself [Laughs.], in a very honest way. It’s a fine line because you don’t want to give that person — or situation — more attention than they deserve, but for me, it’s really how I express myself. It’s my form of therapy.”

5. SHE WATCHED MERYL’S GOLDEN GLOBES SPEECH LIKE THE REST OF US.

“It was insane. Here’s the thing, whether it’s about politics or anything that you’re passionate about, we as actors, or how I feel personally, is I’m given a platform to speak about anything that I’m passionate about, so I use this position that I’m in to talk about things that are important to me. I think that being a role model, some people find to be a stressful hat to wear, and I’ve never really felt that way. I feel like I live a very positive life that I hope inspires my fans, and any opportunity that I have to speak about something that I’m passionate about, I choose to do that. I think that everyone that has that opportunity, whether it be social media, or having access to the media, they should speak about something that they’re passionate about.”

I forgot to write this out when I was finishing up the 500 special requests. This is based off of this request found here.

Ushijima Wakatoshi- his crush thinks he’s a bully and all dense so he tries to be sweet and fluffy and Tendou doesn’t let him live it down ever

  • He honestly has no fucking clue his crush thinks he’s a bully and is constantly confused as to why they act so dodgy and avoid him all the time. 
  • When one of his teammates sorta explains why his crush doesn’t like him he’s just “oh dear”
  • Tries super hard to appear more approachable but he’s Ushijima and can only do so much
  • Tries to woo them over with his volleyball skills by inviting them to come watch a practice match
  • Doesn’t go the way he thought it would when his crush sees how aggressive and determined he can be on the court
  • When that plain fails- Bribery is the next option
  • He offers to take them out to ice cream and brings them little gifts during lunch like their favorite juice box or snack
  • His awkward tries at wooing his crush eventually work and his s/o is like “well damn he’s not too bad”
  • bc Ushijima is Ushijima he (after a while of getting closer to his crush and befriending them properly) flat out tells them that he likes them
  • His crush, now aware of how truly cool and genuine Ushijima is, takes him up on his offer of a date
  • Even after this Ushijima still brings them little gifts during lunch as a sort of reminder that he’s not a bad guy
  • He gets reminded of his out-of-character behavior every single day by Tendou (Ushijima x Crush is Tendou’s otp ok)

Ask Box is OPEN

anonymous asked:

Describe yourself in third person?

Maxwell is a 19 year old that currently lives in NYC. He is a poet, a singer (mostly in showers and hallways putting on shows for water particles, dust particles and the occasional bypassing humans) and drummer. He is sometimes too nice for his own good. His favorite drink is apple juice. Anger is not an emotion that comes easily to him, but annoyance is not as difficult to come by, the main cause being small talk. As you may have already concluded, Maxwell is an introvert. His hobbies include but are not limited to: writing poetry to convince himself that he makes sense, reading books to escape the world and playing the odd game of chess. When not doing these things, Maxwell enjoys hanging out with close friends, and sleeping. All in all, Maxwell is a weird potato.

Eva Green, photographed by Kai Z Feng for InStyle Magazine, 2011.

“The sound of someone’s voice — whether it’s a man’s or a woman’s — can be alluring.”

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While the cake baked in the oven you and Juice found yourselves sitting on the kitchen floor.  Juices back was against the counters next to the oven while you sat the opposite way, facing him with your back against the kitchen island.  “Thank you.”  You smiled.  Work had sucked, and baking with Juice made your day 100 times better.  Forget the flour that was clumping your hair together, or the cake batter staining your clothes.  It had been fun.

Juice smiled goofily back at you, opening his arms so you could climb into his lap and nuzzle your head into his shoulder.  “Anything for you.”  He replied, wrapping his arms tightly around you.  You stayed like that, waiting until the timer went off to enjoy the cake you had spent the afternoon making.

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local pansexual Goblin™ gets heart broken by a dumb boy recently, attempts to be less emo abt it by talking to all the cute girls i missed out on talking 2 while in a relationship. i like ghosts, aliens, conspiracy theories, and crying. all my jokes r self depreciating and i love validation and constantly seek attention.
often described as “the literal worst evr” by pals. hmu if u want to hear abt the ghost in my drive way. (i included a picture of my favorite juice partially bc im trying to get happy planet to sponsor me and partially because i feel like i drink this juice so much it’s a part of who i am as a person)
url: vampire-weekdayss.tumblr.com
ig: sad_dadclub

My mom was in the kitchen using one of those hand juicer thingys to make orange juice and she’s like, “Ah! My arm hurts.” So I look at it and go, “I could squeeze them but I don’t like touching juice so I’m not gonna do it.” And as I’m walking away she’s just like thanks and I’m like you’re so welcome and in that moment she either loves me for who I am or hates me I’m not sure

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Hello ~ !
My name is Ana, and I’m going to be a jhs graduate in 2018. I live in the USA, where political chaos has erupted.
I’m joining the studyblr community, here and now !!
I have been lurking around for quite awhile, and I just had a thought of, “why don’t I just make a studyblr, and see how far I get to?” So, I made a studyblr to succeed in this questionable thought.
I guess I’ll give a little bigger introduction here:
favorite subject: science
favorite anime: Yuri on Ice OR No Game No Laifu
favorite pen: Black Pilot Juice Pen .38
favorite drama: doctors !
favorite food: *I like all foods so this ain’t a question*
favorite game: overwatch woohoo
favorite instrument: piano !!
favorite song: Dope by BTS
favorite kpop group: BTS or big bang
my future husband: GDragon
And now, I present a list of those who have inspired me ~(*^^)v
@studydiaryofamedstudent - 😘😘 love you
@listudying - my phone always rings because you post so often !! yay!
@athenastudying - 😍😍 your notes are so perfect !!
@emmastudies - I ADORE YOUR NOTES, YOUR IG, EVERYTHING ~ 😍😍 you have beautiful handwriting !!
@studyquill - your calligraphy is g o a l s !!
@studyign - I absolutely love your tips and tricks , and your YouTube channel is omg its so good !!
@focusign - CAN WE SAY BULLET JOURNAL GOALS ?!? 😘😘
@studywithinspo - o m g you are so good at decorating your bullet journal and omg I’m in awe !
@ina-studies - been watching you for a bit, I love looking at your posts !! 💖
@tbhstudying SENPAINOTICEMESENAPAISENPAISEONOTICEME I love all of your organizational tips, and your YouTube channel, and your studyblr, and SENPAI HAVE U NOTICED ME YET 💖💖
Sooooo… yeah.
(Please reblog if u can, I would love to reach 100 followers one day. )
Thank you for reading this, and peace out !
1/21/2017

@ryanthepowerbottomguy wanted jeremwood and i am forever prone to peer pressure, so what if: fahc ryan who doesn’t fucking know how to flirt 

and so he just starts. stealing things. for jeremy. it’s– it’s a gesture. people do that, right? they get gifts for the people they like? ryan’s like yes good i know how to be subtly flirtatious a+ good job me 

meanwhile jeremy’s waking up to, like, a sports car in his driveway, expensive jewelry in his mailbox, an entire grocery store’s stock of his favorite fruit juice in his living room, like that’s forty-seven cartons ryan what the fuck, this is all the subtle flirtatiousness of a goddamn brick to the face. 

jeremy is at first very confused and then very, VERY confused and a little terrified, and ryan’s just Happy Happy Unaware proud of himself for courting the person he likes. 

anyway there’s an inevitable “you stole forty-seven cartons of juice for me”/ “what, exactly, is the issue here” conversation, and ryan’s very embarrassed and jeremy is super enamored and then there’s making out probably

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