Ext. Summer Day. The Kent Farm.
Lana comes over, looking for Clark, and wanders into the backyard where she’s greeted by the sight of Lex watering the plants in Martha Kent’s garden, wearing denim cut off shorts and holding the water hose in one hand and a glass of scotch in the other.
the two exchange a long, silent look. Lana looks uncomfortable and vaguely pissed off. Lex looks inordinately smug.
Lex: Can I help you?
Lana: …… I didn’t know you owned anything denim.
Lex: *smugly* These are Clark’s.
Lana: you and Clark are the same pant size…?
Lex: These are Clark’s from when he was in 6th grade.