favorite shit ever

new show idea: anthony bourdain and gordon ramsay travel the united states visiting hole-in-the-wall dives with bomb-ass food. bourdain picks out the restaurants and spends the first however-long of the episode talking up how fucking amazing this place is. when they get there it is always in a strip mall, or a shack in the woods, or a trailer under an overpass. ramsay is constantly scared and confused. bourdain is usually also scared and confused but pretends he is actually cool with whatever, in keeping with every other show he has ever done.

shots from every episode:

  • bourdain completely terrified by ramsay’s driving
  • bonus points if ramsay refuses to just drive a normal car like a normal fucking person
  • the look of horror and resignation on ramsay’s face when he sees where they’re going to be eating
  • ramsay taking in every possible health code violation
  • bourdain’s poorly-contained sadistic glee at the look on ramsay’s face
  • at least one scene that is more censor beeps than audible dialogue
  • ramsay’s vindication when bourdain ends up trapped in the bathroom shitting his guts out
  • bourdain’s complete lack of remorse and insistence that it was completely worth it
The Black Cat

Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.

Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!

Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut

this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)

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PS ~ A Peter Parker Story that Begins with Notes (Part Two)

Pairing: Peter Parker x Female Reader

Summary: Peter misses class, and a classmate offers to share notes. They start passing notes back and forth and develop friendship. In this installment: The date! That’s all you get I refuse to spoil xoxo

Warnings: Fluff, swearing, and nervous Peter

Word Count: 2385

A/N: This is more than likely gonna be the final unless Ava manages to convince me otherwise. Hope you enjoy it!

New to PS? Find the first part here!

“What the fuck do I wear?” Peter started hyperventilating to Ned the moment his nervousness became greater than his excitement.

“Dude, I dunno. Where are you planning on taking her?”

Peter mulled over the question. “I have no idea… Maybe someplace with a lot of variety, since I have no idea what she likes… So like O’Charley’s or something?”

“That place has the best rolls.”

Peter nodded in agreement, saying, “O’Charley’s it is.” A short pause. “Okay but what the fuck do I wear?”

Cue two boys who have no idea how to impress girls comparing outfits in similar fashion to a Hollywood movie, with lots of yelling from Peter. He was…very stressed.

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anonymous asked:

i've been following you for a while and it does seem like you favor and support the maknae line a lot more than the hyung line...

I’m not sure what you mean by supporting the maknae line more because I’m the gal who still hasn’t watched Hwarang, that variety show Jungkook was on with the burger fiasco, or the one Jimin and Hoseok were on about sewing pants. And I don’t buy fan goods so I don’t even support one line more with my money. 

But, if you mean supporting them on my blog, I probably reblog more pictures of the maknae line because Jimin is my UB, Jungkook is almost always second (except when Yoongi pops in like “Hey, time to swerve”), and Taehyung was my UB for 2.5 years but that doesn’t mean I don’t like hyung line. I think I’ve been pretty open with the fact that I run through lanes like I’m drunk and playing Frogger. And, if you consider each chapter of Mr. Min as a separate unit then I have written more for hyung line than the maknaes. Not to mention the next series I’m starting is Seokjin and Namjoon centered.

Regardless though, I think this entire thing about which line people stan is a bit ridiculous. I’ve seen people insult the maknae line fans by saying the kids have more fans because it is “easier” to stan them so hyung line fans are more dedicated or “real”. And, vice versa, I’ve seen hyung line stans be insulted for being “too smug” about rap line’s influence in album productions. Just…all around the entire thing is ugly and pretty immature imo. I love all the members for different reasons. Stanning any one particular member or line doesn’t make you a better fan or person than anyone else. So basically…

Originally posted by queenaariana

ugly british people:

- Benedict cumberbatch

- any doctor from doctor who (except new lady)

- the beatles

GOOD british people:



People: If you like Nathan Prescott then you’re trash and you should eat shit and die!

Me, realizing that liking flawed characters does not make you inherently flawed as a person, and being able to distinguish between liking something/someone while enabling their flaws and liking something/someone in spite of their flaws: *deep sigh*