favorite person in the universe

When I fall in love with someone, I don’t feel love just with them; I start to love the daily life of that person, their passions, the street where they live, their family. even their pets.. and that’s why breaking up is so sad for me - I feel like I have to let go not only a person I deeply love, but also their personal universe made of their friends, their favorite songs, the plants in their driveway.. even the ringtone of their cellphone

The Black Cat

Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.

Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!

Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut

this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)

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Another collab with @shitandsticks because I am so in love with her linework and she really likes my coloring style, so honestly, I feel like we’re gonna collab like every week it seems like lmao. I honestly could color her drawings all day. :’) 

She was streaming herself drawing this on YouTube and I came in and was like, “Bro let me color this plz I need this Opal in my life.” And so she blessed me with this beautiful Opal despite her labeling the file name in her email as “shitopal”. :^)


i saw someone make this crossover and i couldnt help but draw the Power Puff Gems

College Confession #17

Less than two months into the semester, one of the fraternities on campus brought puppies to the quad in order to reduce stress and to help support the shelter the dogs were from.

Sadly, this event was being held during my composition class, and so I was forced by my mates in the class to ask the professor if we could go play with the puppies instead of regular class.

Quietly, our professor looked around the room at all of us, and then, with an absolutely straight face, she said, “Fuck it, let’s go look at puppies.”

She is still, to this day, my favorite person on this campus.

- University of Missouri St. Louis

My personal favorite butchphobic moments so far from the SU fandom:

  • Treating Jasper as irredeemable over things literally all of the other Gems have been forgiven for
  • Calling Bismuth “too dangerous” because she’s willing to shatter but then doing backflips to justify Rose Quartz’s shattering of Pink Diamond

  • Downplaying any pain Jasper and Bismuth have felt because of others’ actions while treating femmes like Lapis and Pearl like dainty waifus

  • The fandom hyperfocus on Navy, the one femme in a sea of butch, at the expense of the other members of the Ruby Squad

  • Getting Jasper, Bismuth, and Ruby’s pronouns wrong even tho all of the Gems (sans Steven) use “she/her”

  • Defending said wrong pronoun usage by using the “agender space rocks” argument even tho no one’s referring to Rose Quartz or Lapis by “he/him”

  • Calling Jasper “symbolically a man”

  • Calling Ruby “male-coded” and therefore questioning whether she and Sapphire are really a lesbian couple

  • Trying to pit the Jasper fans and Bismuth fans against each other as if the series can only have one “good” butch character, tho we can have as many femmes as we want

  • Token abusive ex/rapist Jasper in a disturbingly significant number of fanfics

  • Unironically calling Jasper a brute, a beast, or any other such predatory terms

  • Attempting to make Jasper and Bismuth more palatable in fics and art by making them more feminine, smol, and most importantly non-threatening, by getting rid of their more masculine features
  • bismuth: an extremist, wanted to shatter enemy gems to win, attacks steven, and more than likely attacked rose when they disagreed with her
  • su fandom: bismuth was clearly in the right??? what's wrong with rose i mean seriously
  • me: what?? is wrong with y'all??? if you think murdering your enemies is the right thing???? why on earth??? are you watching??? steven universe???

Some extra notes on this comparison between The Spirit Morph Saga and His Dark Materials Series: the roles of Pantalaimon and Will seem to be sort of mixed together in Archimicarus, which is why I used references from both, yet Will also shares something with Lisa, because she seems to have lost an eye or got a patch at some point, whereas Will lost two fingers and spent a good portion of the 2nd book with a bandaged hand. Also, the 3rd book on TSMS mentions the Underworld, while in the 3rd book in HDM the Land of the Dead is crucial. I personally always found funny the part where Steven asks Connie what a familiar is, because I tried to introduce a friend to these books when I was 13 and her first question to me was “should I know what a dæmon is?”.


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anonymous asked:

Any non-magic wolfstar university aus you recommend? I recently wrote one and I'm trying to find more like it

Hahaha oh man you do not know what you’ve gotten yourself into. I had to split these into “definitely read” and “also check out” categories to save space, and there are even more under the “read more” cut. As usual, *= a personal favorite. Enjoy! 

University AUs (non-magic):

Definitely read:

  • *Long Live Living (If Living Can Be This) by excaliburned– 51k, T.  It’s the final summer before university…A summer of pillow-forts, drinking & numerous re-watches of Dirty Dancing ensues.” I guess technically they’re not at university yet but still.
  • Ever After by busaikko– 4k, T. “Once upon a time, an astrophysicist was wooed by the gay Scheherazade…” Remus is a physics nerd who works in the university library and Sirius is besotted. 
  • A Change in the Weather by paddypads– 45k, T. “Sometimes, you’ve got be grateful for the little things in life…So what if you’ve had to put university on hold for a year…? Or you haven’t actually told anybody you’re gay yet? If you’re Sirius Black, you can pretty much do what you want.” Barista!Sirius, university student!Remus.
  • The Sickness Unto Death by quinnalexander– 22k, T. “Sirius is not keen to take notes for the sick, sweater-wearing boy in his Gender Studies class. However, he soon becomes fascinated by this lonely creature…” 
  • *Time is a Fine Invention by bluepeony– 106k, M. “Sirius Black expected university to be simple…What he didn’t expect was the yearning for home, the strains on his friendships, or falling for the hot-tempered History student Remus Lupin.” Absolutely fantastic, great characterizations.
  • 42 Marauder Avenue by cloudcastles– WIP~ 23k, E. “Remus Lupin is a postgraduate art history student with a serious coffee addiction and a serious lack of boyfriend. When a gorgeous motorcyclist moves in next door, it looks like one of those facts might be subject to change.
  • *Queer As Day by philiatran– WIP~ 20k, T. “Sirius Black…has two things. 1. A penchant for photography. and 2. A tumblr blog dedicated to picture after picture of Remus Lupin.” Everyone is queer and it is fabulous. Trans!Remus.
  • A Romance Story Found in the Reference Section by muse_in_absentia– 4k, T. “Remus…contributes to Sirius’ procrastination, and is also the solution. Also known as the one where even without magic James manages to cause explosions of the glittery variety.
  • Living Like We’re Renegades by LadyFaceElena– 24k, E. “Exuberant, proud, genderfluid, cheerleader, self-described narcissist. All things to describe Sirius Black. It’s a stark contrast from the self-imposed loner, Journalist, and Gender Studies major Remus Lupin…
  • Artists and Moonlight series by LadyFaceElena– 20k, E. “Remus Lupin isn’t sure what to make of his new flatshare situation. He’s a quiet student with a past, who doesn’t date…Then he meets his artist flatmate, Sirius Black and his entire world is turned upside down.
  • *Tumblr Trash series by LadyFaceElena– 32k, E. “Padfoot and Moony meet over mutual follows on Tumblr. Remus, the blind student, hires Sirius, the fallen Aristocrat, to be a reader for his classes….Their love is almost as ridiculous as they are.” Blind!Remus.
  • Rollerskate by poorlilgayremus– 28k, T. “Remus Lupin isn’t ready for university at all….now he has to deal with lovesick teenagers, ridiculously overambitious pranks, University Challenge tryouts, and that one gorgeous boy who just won’t leave him alone…
  • Long Distance by irrationalmoony & LadyAmina– WIP~ 20k, E. “James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter have been inseparable since…their first day at Hogwarts boarding school. So when Remus relocates to France for further schooling…they’re not going to let the distance stop them…” Texting fic, trans!Remus, genderfluid!Sirius. 
  • A New Beginning by NeonDomino– 3k, T. “When Sirius Black started University, he was hoping to be known as one of the guys. He hadn’t expected to see a familiar face - someone who recognised him and could spill his secret…” Trans!Sirius. 

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